…you would be a hero to all Cubdom and all marxists in general…


by Kevin Church

Reader Jason is a fan of the Chicago Cubs and deep down inside, aren’t we all? (No, not really, but that’s neither here nor there.) He tells me that new team owner Sam Zell is looking at selling the naming rights of Wrigley Field, which sounds a bit iffy to me considering the iconic nature of the place but hey, it’s his sports team and if he needs to generate an additional few million in revenue, that’s his right, right? Thankfully for this website, not everyone thinks this is the case.

i’m sure this has probably been posted, but in case it hasn’t…
why don’t you mainland folks organize a petition or joint statement of some sort declaring that all (or as many as possible) cub fans will boycott whatever company buys the naming rights to wrigley?…..Oh yeah, and let me restate my other suggestion…one of you whose life is particularly dismal ought to shoot zell. nevermind the jail time and new gender role that woudl surely be forced upon you; you would be a hero to all Cubdom and all marxists in general…

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2 Comments

  1. Nothing all that wrong with this. Dusting the cobwebs off the logic from the libertarian phase I went through as a teenager, if they were pestering the government to interfere, that would be one thing. But as far as hassling him in any other public arena, all’s fair.

    #1 Ed (Jack Norris)

  2. “…new gender role that woudl surely be forced upon you…”

    Quite simply: what the hell?

    #2 jayunderscorezero

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