We got 5% and we got delegates, so big deal, Ron Paul will take the convention.


by Kevin Church

Like a kid with a large stick with a hornet’s nest nearby, I typed “Ron Paul” into The Google and discovered that, unsurprisingly, his followers have yet to understand words like “percentage” and “odds.” Below you’ll see comments from a DailyPaul.com blog post entitled “Straight Talk From A Texas Meetup,” in which Paulians were told to persevere, that the candidacy wasn’t a lock despite McCain’s consistent leads of around 50% over Paul, and that a resolution to not support McCain had gotten great support in rooms across the state.

That is, of course, to say that all of America will fall in line with a couple dozen World of Warcraft players taking time away from a raid in Azeroth to act like their willpower will get a Ferengi in office.

We got 5% and we got delegates, so big deal, Ron Paul will take the convention.

http://youtube.com/watch?…
Watch and feel the power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron Paul will be the next President of the United States of America.

And my favorite, in which SGP declared:

From the reports i have received we did awesome in TX

by my numbers we have obtained 56% to 58% of the delegates in TX

Great job all.

And was elegantly rebutted by JLH, who seems to have stopped drinking the Paul-Aid:

We got 5% of the vote…your post is BS

I’m well aware that there’s crazier Ron Paul material out there, but let’s start with a light appetizer, shall we?

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8 Comments

  1. An advocate of an unelected One World Government that does not represent your rights. You’re a real bright one. Why don’t you also send your wallet, car keys, and house keys to me in the mail, while you’re at it, bright one?

    #1 Teddy Afro

  2. “That is, of course, to say that all of America will fall in line with a couple dozen World of Warcraft players taking time away from a raid in Azeroth to act like their willpower will get a Ferengi in office.”
    Who said they need to take time off?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDyheKhwWf8

    #2 Dave

  3. An advocate of an unelected One World Government that does not represent your rights. You’re a real bright one. Why don’t you also send your wallet, car keys, and house keys to me in the mail, while you’re at it, bright one?

    I think I speak for the entire Get Off The Internet Staff when I say: “Huh?”

    #3 Kevin Church

  4. Kevin, I think he’s trying to generate content for Get Off The Internet right here in our own comments section! RECURSIVE BLOGGING, AHOY!

    #4 Sluggo, Agent of N.A.N.C.Y.

  5. I think he’s mugging you?

    #5 Brought to you by Carl's, Jr.

  6. Our first troll! How precious!

    #6 Ted Grant

  7. FACT: Kevin flies to work each day in a black helicopter, and has a box full of mind-controlling microchips in his bedroom closet.

    #7 Charlie Bebattica

  8. FACT: The all-seeing eye above the pyramid on the back of the $1 bill….is Kevin’s.

    #8 Jason

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