• Published:March 14th, 2008
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• Category:Politics

From a dubiously sourced article in the Daily News comes the revelation that Americans are amongst the most undersexed people in the world. Only 53% of Americans have sex once a week. Which means Americans are getting laid more often than the Japanese, but are lagging far behind Greece and Brazil in the global nookie race.

Let’s sample some responses, shall we?

I’d like to see how the numbers look after you take out “sex with sheep and cats”.

Its bad because the women here suck!!! They’re all haggered as if they’ve all “been there, done that”. I don’t even want to touch them because its like wearing someone else’s underwear. They get used because they let their guard down for chumps, but when decent dudes come along, they’re like, “don’t talk to me”. Then they wonder why getting good Men is such a task……..in other countries the women are apparently more intelligent.

Sex who care as long as a female can open her mouth I’m good. Keep em on their knees and you will never have to hear them talk to you during the football game or basket ball game… A cold one in one hand and the remote in the other hand and a female that can suck you into the sky…

You have to look for your women in a fast food McDonalds or similiar. The fast food draws the really fat ones who are willing to have sex with anyone, don’t forgrt to bring a paper bag!