• Published:March 8th, 2008
• Comments:2 Comments
• Category:Paranormal, eBay

Smart Bitches Trashy Books is an excellent blog featuring snarky reviews of romance novels. They also find plenty of wacky stuff on the internet, for example this ebay store that features haunted jewelry.

There’s a Incubus Spirit Ring, here is the description:

It has been Invoked to be Possessed and Inhabited by an Ever Powerful, Seductive and Enchanting Incubus Spirit Nymph !

It’s rich and fire like Bright Red Ruby Gemstone has accepted The Spirit of “ Ricardo “ into it’s Gorgeous facets !

And now “ Ricardo “ eagerly awaits to please and Sexually Satisfy his New Owner ! It can be used by either a man or a woman, as it can be worn or carried in your pocket !

“ Ricardo “ is eager to please whomever his new owner is, whether they are male or female ! He will Sexually Please a man Or a woman, whether his new owner is Straight or Gay or Bisexual ! His new owners Sexuality simply will allow him to know what he can do for them Sexually, and IF there are any Limits !

He will Instantly know these Limits, but being the Sexual Nymph he is, will take Full Advantage of whatever he can Sexually do for his new owner, but will Not Exceed whatever Limits there are ! He is simply out to Sexually please whomever his New Owner is !

This ring “Ricardo” Inhabits is currently a size 7.5 ! “ Ricardo “ is a tall, dark, and handsome as he is Latin, so one could assume his Love Making skills are Very Powerful, being a Latin Lover ! He is also a Very Masculine and Extremely Sexual Nymph Incubus Spirit, who manifests himself in human form and feasts on your sexual desires and fantasies !

There’s another Haunted Multi Orgasm ring for sale:

This is an Absolutely Gorgeous yet Extremely Powerful .925 Sterling Silver Chalcedony Gemstone Ring !
The band is engraved .925, so you know it is Authentic !
The Bright and Brilliant Orange Gemstone is Highly Charged !
This ring is a size 6, but can be resized by any reputable jeweler without effecting the spell !
As the Gemstones Brilliant facets are what have been Spell Cast !
This Gemstone ring is absolutely Gorgeous, as it’s facets Sparkle Beautifully !
This Gorgeous Gemstone Ring has been Wiccan Spell Cast in True Coven Manor, using the Power Of Three !
This is what makes this ring so much more effective than similar spell cast rings out there !
After the casting, the Gemstone facets were Triple Charged for Sexual Arousal, Heightened Sensitivity and Multiple Orgasms !
If you wear this ring while having sex, whether on your finger or on a chain around your neck, You Will Experience Sex that will Blow Your Mind !
Not only will your Breasts Swell but your Nipples will Become Much Harder as you become So Much More Sexually Aroused !
Your Vaginal area will become more Easily Aroused, as it will become More Lubricated and Sensitive to Touch or Blow !
Foreplay will be Mind Blowing, as your Partner Enjoys your New Sexual Sensitivity and Hunger to be Satisfied !
This Sexual Ecstasy accompanied with the Multiple Orgasms you will experience, will Most Definitely leave you Almost Breathless !
THIS STUNNING GEMSTONE RING IS AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL PARANORMAL OBJECTAND DEFINITELY A MUST HAVE !
As with all my haunted jewelry items, you will receive this in a Gorgeous Velvet Reiki Charged Drawstring Recharging Pouch !
This Recharging Pouch has been Spell Cast to Recharge this Particular Spell to the facets in This Particular Gemstone ring, when not being used or worn !
The Recharging Pouch is my FREE GIFT to you, as my way of saying :
” Thank You For Believing In My Magick ” !