• Published:March 6th, 2008
• Comments:1 Comment
• Category:Politics, The Crazy

Did you know the leaders of the world are actually descendants … oh hell, I’ll just let Wikipedia do the work:

According to David Icke, reptilian humanoids are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy directed at manipulation and control of humanity. He contends that most of the world’s leaders, from Bill Clinton, Hillary Rodham Clinton and George W. Bush to members of the British Royal Family, are in fact related to the 7-foot (2.1 m) tall, blood-drinking reptilians from the star system Alpha Draconis.

These sinister aliens are called Reptoids.

Re-read that as many times as you need to. I’ll be waiting.

Back? Good. There’s more:

When I get letters from people claiming to have seen a person Shape Shift, one factor always stands out. They get very angry which then causes them to literally loose their human composure. It was said that when Al Gore shape shifted live on TV news, he was very angry at the time. In this reported confrontation with Clinton, he was very agitated and angry. I think the photos may be showing a partial shape shift.

Yes, Al Gore shape shifted on live television. Clearly our right wing pundits are falling down on the job if they talk about how “stiff” Gore is but fail to notice that he is in fact a blood-drinking reptile from beyond the stars.

But I feel better knowing someone’s vigilant. Don’t you? Luckily, still others are here to explain it:

The ancient battle between man and dragon has been recorded in the records of just about every past civilization in history. I believe that this conflict between these two races known to me as the Reptilian/Human Conflict is at the heart of why we are on this planet and reason for earth’s existence in the first place. Furthermore I believe this conflict is the basis of the universal game for soul evolution known as The Polarity Integration Game (the game of integrating Light and Dark polarities). Now some of you have felt resistance with the use of the word “game” because you believe that games are only for fun. Let me reiterate the concept that we learn best through games or role-playing. As above, so below.

Well, that made perfect sense. Let’s try another source, to be scientific:

“Divine creatures from the Old Testament, associated with the Cherubim, and later taken to be angels. The root of Seraphim comes either from the Hebrew verb saraph (’to burn’) or the Hebrew noun saraph (a fiery, flying serpent). Because the term appears several times with reference to the serpents encountered in the wilderness (Num. 21.8, Deut. 8.15; Isa. 14.29; 30.6), it has often been understood to refer to “fiery serpents.” From this it has also often been proposed that the seraphim were serpentine in form and in some sense “fiery” creatures or associated with fire.”

In other words flying dragons of old. Now it is not a stretch to assume that if serpentine Seraphim angels mate with human women the offspring will be Reptilian children. There is much historical records indicating that the inner parts of the earth is inhabited by lizard like humanoid creatures.

The “historical records” in question are Mayan and Hopi myths.

Still, it’s a tough life, knowing the truth.

For me, the events of September 11, 2001 brought this conflict back into focus with a jolt and motivated me to finish this article, having put it aside for several weeks since starting it.

The events of that day sent a message to me. It was a big blow to those of us working to help this planet ascend. And the pain from the wound will take great effort to heal.

Jonathan and I were on our way to do a bit of shopping recently. As we drove down the freeway to our destination, he said, “You know people who don’t know the truth will heal from this trauma, but those of us who do won’t heal because we know too much. Can we ever heal?” As he spoke I felt the pain in his voice and the sadness that comes from such a wounding.

After that there’s some stuff about Space Cats and humanity’s true home planet of Avyon. Good times.