Get Off The Internet » vampires http://www.getofftheinternet.org Dedicated to bringing you the best of the worst. Tue, 18 Jan 2011 14:45:35 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Etsy: Tacky Twilight http://www.getofftheinternet.org/etsy-tacky-twilight/2008/11/17/ http://www.getofftheinternet.org/etsy-tacky-twilight/2008/11/17/#comments Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:00:45 +0000 evilolive http://www.getofftheinternet.org/?p=189 Have you ever loved a book so much that you felt compelled to wear jewelry inspired by it? Massive amounts of Twilight inspired jewelry pieces and other handcrafted items are available on Etsy. A Twilight fan can actually find items to cover themselves from head to toes. A small sampling:


Twilight Vampire Series- OCD – Scrabble Tile Pendant

Obsessive Cullen Disorder —- Because there are far worse things to obsess over than an otherworldly gorgeous Volvo-driving vampire

Addicted to Twilight Series Charm Necklace and Scrabble Tile Pendant

The 24 inch silver plated chain is accented with a TON of charms.
♥ Engagement Ring for Bella
♥ Piano for Edward
♥ Wolf Paw for Jacob
♥ Cowboy hat for Jasper
♥ Apple for the Book Series

Twilight Tote

Twilight tote
long black handles
antique music note sides
black velvet back
6 inner pockets


Be safe key chain sparkle

Remember when Edward left the note for Bella? The note that said “Be safe”?

set of 3 gloves EDWARD CULLEN TWILIGHT buy 2 or more get 10 percent off or FREE GLOVES

this listing is for 3 gloves. they are woman’s one size fits all. you can choose to wear “twilight” or “be safe” with the edward cullen image.

HANDPAINTED Twilight Converse Chuck taylor Hi-tops

you can choose to include your favorite short quotes,like: “be safe”, “Bitten by Edward” “Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner”, “Be dazzled”, or “You are my life now” to be included into this piece of artwear.

ULTIMATE Twilight Photo Charm Bracelet 20 Photos Find Your Favorite

For the ULTIMATE fan! Here is a strong sterling silver plated chain, filled with photos from the upcoming movie. We are under a month till it comes out, who is going to opening night! ME ME ME!


Twilight Altered Art Photo charm bracelet Very detailed

I made photo charms very difficult to find because they were made collages including a few quotes from the book. Next to that brilliant red focal bead i made a little charm that reads “I run with vampires.”

Ode To Twilight Skirt

Details: Front pocket, image of Bella and Edward from Twilight, 3 buttons (including an umbrella, get it?) and a contrasting hem.


There was a part of him..that thirsted for my blood

Twilight-inspired red teardrop crystal earrings

Twilight Shirt

Real Men Sparkle

]]> http://www.getofftheinternet.org/etsy-tacky-twilight/2008/11/17/feed/ 3 Bad Vampire Poetry http://www.getofftheinternet.org/bad-vampire-poetry/2008/03/04/ http://www.getofftheinternet.org/bad-vampire-poetry/2008/03/04/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:00:49 +0000 evilolive http://www.getofftheinternet.org/bad-vampire-poetry/2008/03/04/ Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight series of books has often been called “The Next Harry Potter”. With a movie in production, Twilight fans are in a frenzy and much like Harry Potter, all that energy is being used to create fanfic and poetry.
In the Twilight books the heroine Bella is the focus of affection for Edward (an incredibly handsome vampire) and Jacob (an incredibly handsome Native American werewolf). Fans love to debate who she will end up with. Let’s sit back and be transported through poetry:

Without You
Topaz eyes so soft and sweet
Life without you is incomplete.
You left me there in the wood
You said it was for my own damn good.
You swore that you loved me with all of your heart
But then you just went and tore it apart.
You might as well have sucked me dry
….
I can’t love Mike or even Jake
For then I’d be lying knowing that love is all fake.
So bring me my heart so I can breathe air
Bring yourself back too and make it fair.
I need you now more than ever before
You are the apple of my core.
You are the trunk of my stable tree
Edward Cullen please bite me.


She is Gone

I wonder if she’ll ever come back
Will she become my enemy?
Or will she stay as she is?
She gets up from my bed
Is that her last look?
The door closes
My eyes sting
She is
Gone

Meadow Poem

The beauty of the moment, oh so rare
Sinking in its breathtaking flair

And as they sat there, vowing their love
The sun was glistening from above
The wind echoed the promises they made
Blowing away their supposed fate

The predator fell, so hard, so deep
For his prey, the trusting sheep
And the lamb, with beating heart
Told him she never wanted ever to part

From him, this moment, his cold skin
His venom breath, the sweetest sin,
She craved to be close, he needed to be
But her blood wanted his senses free

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