I want to stick it to them damn corporations that think they can bully me into doing every little thing they want like some goddamn puppet.


by Kevin Church

Copernicus at Newsarama is mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore!

Hey Everyone,

I bought some bamboo sheets last night and the cashier asks me for my zipcode. I told her that I don’t give that out and she gave me the shittiest look you could imagine. Why should I be treated like an asshole just because I don’t want to comply with some companies practices. ____ ‘em.

Anyway, I have been keeping track of this whole receipt refusal controversy on consumerist.com and other places and I want to stick it to them damn corporations that think they can bully me into doing every little thing they want like some goddamn puppet.

NO MORE!!!

The next time I am asked to show a receipt at a store I am going to refuse. I am legally within my rights to do so and they cannot stop me unless they accuse me of shoplifting and if it becomes known that I committed no crime then their ass is going to pay.

I am warning you bastards ahead of time. I am coming. You better be ready for me.

Interested retailers wanting to avoid trouble can look for a guy wearing a Skrull Kill Krew t-shirt that’s at least one size too small, knee-length shorts, and a trenchcoat with JOSS IS MY MASTER NOW stenciled onto the back.