Public Service Announcement: The Tony Stark does not want you on his bandwagon.


by Ted Grant

Newsarama poster “VinnyPic” has a message for comic book fans eager to see the new Iron Man movie who haven’t been supporting the Iron Man comic:

All of you, who have sullied his good name the past two years, and are poised to wank off 24 hours from now to his greatness can throw yourselves on the leftovers of The Dark Knight and The Incredible Hulk.

You’ve bashed him. Called for him to die, be a skrull, and all this other ____.

Now you can shut up. It’s Shellhead’s time, and time for his fans who’ve enjoyed this character for a long time, and put up with ignorant ____ of people like you.

As a long time fan, whose first comic was a John Byrne Iron Man issue including Cap and Widow, you can all eat a dick.

Don’t bandwagon up, you aren’t welcome.

So, that would be “VinnyPic” and the 74 other Iron Man fans as the only ones going to see it this weekend, then?



2 Comments

  1. Well, SOMEone is a bit cranky.

    #1 Sallyp

  2. Vinny and the other 74 Iron Man fans will be there to protect their hero from the 13 people who bother to make fun of him. It will get ugly for the other 4 million people are just going to see what might actually be a fun movie.

    #2 philip

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