• Published:April 27th, 2009
• Comments:5 Comments
• Category:News Comments

Yes, there is an outbreak of swine flu and the United States announced Sunday that they are declaring a public health emergency. It’s a situation and a reaction. It would seem rather apolitical to inform the public about what measures will be taken and what precautions they should take themselves. I mean, what could you possibly read into this?

Oh, alright, let’s check the low-hanging fruit that comprises the the commenters on the FoxNews.com story about the announcement.

The movie “V” comes to mind. Perhaps the current administration started this epedimic to gain even more government control over our lives. I just don’t trust anything this group does or says; it seems all they care about is power to destroy our nation. This is the first time in my life where I am actually afraid of our president.

Is it just me, or is this “swine flu epidemic (in another country!)” a really convenient distraction from JN [Janet Napolitano, the Secretary of Homeland Security, who made today's announcement- RJ] having recently exposed herself as a left-wing Nazi out to target anyone with good, old-fashioned American values, and/or the status of Veteran? Man, these crazies are something else.

THIS IS A PRIME EXAMPLE ON WHY OUR BORDERS SHOULD BE SEALED, SEALED, SEALED!

NAP-O-LADY needs to do her job! Protecting THE CINCO DE MAYO parties that are set for the White BRO House…. We can’t allow this to let the bean dip(s) go bad!!! SOUR CREAM ANYBODY?…..

Is this the beginning of what the bible calls the Apocalypse??————————————————–> When the swine influenza H1N1), and the H5N1), avian influenza are exposed to each other thru human to human transmission the magnatude of sickness will evolve to epic proportions! Already the Avain h5n1 has set a very strong foot hold on Egyptian Central Public see:( http://www.who.int/csr/don/2009_04_23a/en/index.html ). The World Health Org will not tell everything they know about what these to flu viruses will mutate into because they know that this will cause world wide panic and could be the straw to break the world wide economic calamity. I AGREE with demsmasher! how many will it take? 10K that get the virus or 10K to die………. CLOSE the boarders and stop all flights now or else the MOVIE with Will Smith “I AM LEGEND” will be the outcome in a sence to this problem!! SEE THE WHO WEBSITE! http://www.who.int/csr/don/2009_04_26/en/index.html

AP REPORTS: Swine flu source tracked to US Congress Stimulus Bill. Congress is immune to the flu from being exposed to so much pork! Face masks being distributed to US citizens from Obama Administration as precursor to Universal Health Care…all citizens must register, be stamped and given tracking # in order to get a Obama logo face mask and a vaccination against the “pork flu”..line up at the government trough.

The swine flu was created by the Obama administration to create panic within the US to pass his upcoming healthcare agenda. Just like Global Warming, the Swine Flu is a fluke…created by Liberals to socialize America.

And so on, for six or so pages. So, you know what to do, kids- Play it safe: if you come into contact with anyone who comments on news stories on the internet, be sure to wear gloves and then wash throroughly afterward. Though, you will likely never quite feel clean ever again.

• Published:April 23rd, 2009
• Comments:2 Comments
• Category:News Comments

Nothing is more important in this country than making sure that your house doesn’t violate any of the questionably enforceable rulings of your local neighborhood association. Which is why the question over the legality of “flags symbolizing sexual orientation” has become so important to the city of Neptune.

So if i hung up a confederate flag or SS or a Nazi flag, that would be ok as well? i think not. WHAT IF WE HANG UP A FLAG THAT HAS A RAINBOW & A CROSS GOING THROUGH IT? WOULD THAT BE OK AS WELL? IF IT OFFENDS MORE THEN 1 PERSON, THEY THE ISSUE SHOULD BE TALKED ABOUT. FIRST AMENDMENT COVERS ONE TO EXPRESS THERE APPROVAL FOR HOMOSEXUALITY, BUT NOT DISAPPROVAL OF HOMOSEXUALITY. gotta love this liberal country. what are you coming to?

(no dont go off on a rant you liberals to cloud the comments on how big of a racist i am, stick to the topic and my comment. im not a Nazi or support such fascist groups, im only making a example of how flags could offend people.)

Yes, because a flag showing support for a minority community and a flag showing support for genocidal murders are exactly the same thing.

Just TRY and put a Confederate flag up however.

THEN we’ll see who is REALLY for ‘tolerance” and the 1st Amenment.

IT’S ABOUT HERITAGE NOT HATE!!! Or something.

Why is it the First Admendment is used as a sheild for “you” to say what you want, but when someone else says what “they” want it is a defamation of …(enter topic of the day)…. that is not what the admendment was written for. It was the ability to speak against the Government and its views without persicutuion.

I am sick of gays feeling that they have more rights to say and do what they want because they are gay.

If I put Nazi flags on my car and drove through Lakewood playing a Hitler speach, I’ll bet you I would get stopped, arrested, and found guilty in court before the end of the day.

If I put a flag that said “AIDS: the gay corrector” I would be told to take it down or that I’ll be arrested.

But they can take the American Flag, replace the stripes that stand for the blood of the men that fought to liberate us from England, and put a rainbow? Their Rainbow flag is offensive to me since my family has shed blood for this country. Where are my rights?

Oh won’t someone please think of the poor, picked upon white heterosexual men of this country?

a family had there kids taken away because they had a flag with a swastika on the wall(inside there home), and nazi tattoo’s and the father wore black army boots and the kids name was hitler….BUT WHEN SOME AFRICAN WOMAN NAMES HER SON Huey P. Newton(started black panthers) NOT A SINGLE PERSON WOULD MAKE AN ISSUE OR TAKE HER SON AWAY. THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT SAYS ITS OK FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH FOR ILLEGALS, GAYS, ETC….BUT IF YOU CRITICIZE THOSE ILLEGALS, GAYS, ETC- YOUR A RACIST, BIGOT, & WRONG.

If Hester Prynne, had to wear a scarlet A on her dress as a sign of shame. why should these homes not be made to fly a gay flag to alert people as well ?

Yeah. And while we’re at it, maybe all the gay people could be forced to wear some sort of identifiable marker on their clothing. A pink triangle, perhaps?

I mean, seriously, dude? That’s the comparison you want to make?

WHY BECAUSE I THINK DIFFERENTLY THEN YOU? ISN’T THAT YOU BEING A BIGOT? ISNT THAT YOU BEING HYPOCRITICAL? YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ACCEPT YOU AND YOUR DEVIANT SEXUAL BEHAVIOR WITH OUT ANY KIND OF RIDICULE, BUT GOD FORBID SOMEONE DOESN’T AGREE WITH YOU- YOUR ALL OF A SUDDEN MAKING ME TO BE THE CRAZY ONE

I SWEAR YOU LIBERALS ARE FUNNY…FOR A GROUP THAT ADVOCATES FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND EQUALITY ACROSS THE BOARD, AND EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THERE OWN OPINIONS AND EVERYONE SHOULD BE ACCEPTED AS THEY ARE….YOUR THE FIRST ONES TO POINT FINGERS AND CALL PEOPLE WRONG FOR HOW THEY THINK, AND BE ASHAMED.

And yet another person in this country who seems to think that “freedom of speech” also means “freedom from criticism of your speech.”

Now that I have seen a picture of the flag in question I can understand why the neighbors are upset. They took our NATIONAL FLAG and changed the color of the stripes to advertise their sexuality. I believe in freedom of speech but try being origional. They could have chosen any rainbow flag to advertise their rights. Why do gays feel like they have to disrespect our flag to promote their agenda? Disrespect does not earn respect. Inflaming Americans by desecrating our flag will only create more opposition., no? It’s common sense, human nature. Want to be equal and accepted have some “self respect”. You’ll earn more by doing good in your community and setting a good example with your kindness – not by spreading your anger & hate toward fellow Americans.

The rainbow colors…..isn’t that the HIV-AIDS symbol?

All class, these people.

yea because the government always panders to gays, illegals, minorities, etc. while the average working white citizen gets the shaft. welcome to liberal America. EVERYTHING IS GRAVY, DO WHAT YOU WANT, SAY WHAT YOU WANT, FLY WHAT YOU WANT, AS LONG AS IT FALLS UNDER THE LIBERALS AGENDA.

AGAIN YOU WANT EQUALITY, AND TOTAL FREEDOM TO DO WHAT YOU WANT, THEN MAKE IT JUST AS ACCESSIBLE TO THOSE THAT DONT AGREE WITH YOU.

GAYS CAN FLY THERE FLAGS, AND STICK THOSE COLORFUL MAGNETS TO THERE CARS…AND THATS FREEDOM OF SPEECH/EXPRESSION.

MINORITIES CAN SPORT BLACK POWER/PANTHER SHIRTS, STICKERS, FLAGS, GROUPS…AND THATS TOTALLY FINE. NO NEWS MEDIA WANTS TO EVEN TOUCH THAT SUBJECT.

ME HAVING A SS/WHITE POWER/ ANTI ILLEGAL/ ANTI OBAMA PARAPHERNALIA- AND IM AN INSTANT RACIST/IGNORANT BIGOT. MY KIDS GET REMOVED BY DYFIS, MY FAMILY RECEIVING DEATH THREATS, THE MEDIA ALL OVER ME LIKE WHITE ON RICE.

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TOO? I DONT CARE WHO DOES WHAT IN THERE BEDROOM. AND FLY YOUR FLAGS IF YOU WANT— BUT DONT DARE EVEN SMIRK AT ME IF I HANG MY WHITE POWER FLAGS, OR ANTI ILLEGAL POSTERS, OR ANTI-GAY POSTERS. WHY IS IT OK TO NOT AGREE WITH MY VIEWS, BUT ITS INSTANTLY IGNORANT IF I DONT AGREE WITH YOUR LIFE STYLE?

this is an example of what I don’t understand about gays.

on one hand, gays will be the first ones to say “our sexual orientation is just a small part of who we are; we shouldn’t be judged by that. we’re everyday people who go to work, own homes, pay taxes, just like you…” or something to that effect.

but at the same time, gay people trumpet their sexual orientation every chance they get. “being gay” is not just sexual orientation to them- it seems as if it’s a way of life. everything they do revolves around “being gay.”

seriously, no one cares what you do in the privacy of your own home.

but why the need to share it with the world?

perhaps I should start flying a “straight” flag outside my home…

however, that would somehow get turned around into me being a homophobe, hatemonger, etc.

such is life in liberal nj. you don’t dare speak out against gays, minorities, illegals, etc. if you do, you are immediately branded a hater, bigot, homophobe, etc.

Yes, because straight people never advertise their sexuality…

The APP should be proud of itself, providing a forum for people to publish hate speech anonymously.

Well, that and for the good laughs doing that gives the rest of us.

the first “set aside” by the new president is tickets to the easter egg hunt at the white house, for alternate sexual orentation couples and the children the adopeded . equil rights? no . pandering to a different group . yes. even though they claim to be no different. they don’t want equil rights, they want special rights.

Sixteen pages of comments before we get to “it’s Obama’s fault.” Nice one, Jersey!

• Published:April 22nd, 2009
• Comments:1 Comment
• Category:Blog Comments, Sports

Pity the poor fan of sports video-games. Already duty-bound to spend $60 a year on the same game over and over and over again, in some perverse preview of their Purgatorial tedium, now it transpires that the very athletes whose likenesses, names and game statistics make their favorite games possible are suing the makers of those games for using their likenesses, names and game statistics with neither permission nor compensation.

This is, of course, an insult to the real victims. The fans:

I’ve always hated lawsuits about people being upset about being in a video game. They should be honored it’s not like it ruins their reputation and makes them evil or anything. Just a bunch of old money grubbers.

Suing happens to be one of the easiest ways of making money in the US. Trust me, they’re proud, but greed is a mofo.

wow, bitter old jerks much?

seems that they spent all of their money, and they need more

Huh, so this is what happens when you retire without any proper real world job skills. Lazy douches.

i hate lawsuits, we should go back to the middle ages where you were inslaved if you owed someone money.

Football players have enough money. EA has enough money. I don’t know who to hate more. I find American Football to be the worst sport ever, curling is better. On the other hand, EA is a terrible developer and generally published crap.

hi, im a nfl player and earn millions upon millions of dollars from my contract and endorsments alone, now i dont think thats good enough and want to sue a computer game company for using my likeness which improved my fans experience when playing such games as nfl made by ea, Having millions of dollars and getting into places for free isnt just as good as it used to be

Holy moly shit toad get off your enormously high horse and give us little guys some happiness

Gotta love the nfl players who make millions of dollars and then sue for maybe 20,000$. If they spent there money better then they wouldn’t even bother doing something like this.

Yeah…those darn retired athletes who were cheated out of money owed them by collusion between a video-game company and their union! Don’t they know they’re hurting the fans! Why, if EA had to pay the retired players fair compensation, MADDEN 2010 might cost a whole $65!

• Published:April 21st, 2009
• Comments:3 Comments
• Category:Comics, Movies

The new Wolverine movie brings out the best in Harry Knowles:

“I thought Emma Frost was a very powerful psychic/telepath/empath that had a fairly sadistic, kinky and manipulative streak a mile long. I think Emma Frost was known as the White Queen and was one of the leaders of the Hellfire Club, a kind of mutant SKULL & BONES society at a rival institution to Xavier’s School. But I must have the name wrong. Because I’m relatively sure that surely the people making these movies give perhaps even the vaguest of shits about the material. Surely they Wikipedia’d the character name – read that she was an telepath like Xavier and thought – We can’t have another telepath, but let’s make her a goddamn human fucking DISCO BALL!

I fucking hate FOX for shit like this. EMMA FROST is one of the greatest characters alongside Sebastian Shaw. If the writers, producers, studio cared even a fucking ounce about the characters and the material they would know how fucking stupid turning Emma Frost into the Human Fucking Disco Ball would be. I HATE THIS SHIT!”

I’m sure this has nothing to do with how Knowles liked to rub it out to Byrne X-Men comics in the 80s.

Ok – so I just read that apparently at some point in some iteration of the X-MEN – that EMMA FROST developed Diamond skin… Which wasn’t the case in the far superior Claremont days of the character – so technically they’re not to blame for inventing her DISCO BALL BULLSHIT – but god damn – it is cheesy looking and ridiculous looking. And at the very least is fucked up continuity. Which, of course, they don’t give a shit about.

OK, maybe it does.

Thanks to Casey for the heads-up on this.

• Published:April 21st, 2009
• Comments:2 Comments
• Category:News Comments

There’s nothing quite like a feel-good, heart-warming story about children, puppies, or better yet children and puppies to bring a warm glow to your spirits. And this story from Washington about a lost toddler who survived a night outdoors thanks to his cuddly puppy keeping him warm is a real winner.

Internet, what say you?

It is amazing that a little dog can save a child without kidnapping it or terminating the parents like CPS needlessly does.

Uhm…

• Published:April 14th, 2009
• Comments:2 Comments
• Category:News Comments, Politics

You get a special kind of politician in different parts of the country. In California, you tend to get ex-actors. In Texas you get people like Betty Brown, who recently suggested that, well…I’ll let her explain:

“Rather than everyone here having to learn Chinese — I understand it’s a rather difficult language — do you think that it would behoove you and your citizens to adopt a name that we could deal with more readily here?

I know, right?

Let’s go to the internet for reactions:

If this was a democrat making this statement nothing would be said….

I see the report made it clear that she is a republican. How many times have democrates done stupid or ILLEGAL things and they never point out the fact that they are democrats?

Well, if this was being reported on Fox, I’m sure they’d identify Brown as a Democrat. Does that help you any?

So let me get this straight … the complaining immigrants, set up by the democrats to disguie the real issue in Texas which is border hopping (and last I looked we didn’t ahre a border with China) are complaining that they cannot keep track of their aliases right? And the representative suggested that they should choose simpler aliases, and the democrats are trying to manufacture one of their issues about this right? With the goal of stopping the legislation requiring people that vote to be legal? Ok, I think I got it now.

Screw these Asian and screw the Chronicle., I;m sick of the City and area in Texas where I grew up looking like some 3rd World Latin/Asian/ whatever dump!!!

Most dems want the dead to vote and all illegals to vote and let us not forget about the felons who they want to vote! Just watch ACORN and you will see how they operate!

She made a very practical and helpful suggestion. Of course the liberals are too clouded in their love for anything anti-American that they have to go beserk about it.

I believe the REAL name of the organization was “Asians for Obama”. And then the deceptive extremist left wing assaulters in the liberal media wonder why no one believes a word they say, and every other week, more of their friends are laid off.
It will be interesting to see if the Chronicle has enough integrity to correct this extremist hit piece.

This article has been up for an hour and a half. It has 11 pages of comments at this moment. See why the media outlets resort to cheap tabloid style hit pieces like this? They think it sparks interest. No, it sparks hatred. As the fascist democrats they are, establishing hatred and anarchy is their job. Divide and conguer is the democrat way …

(*^%&^& guy made me jump out of my seat. Lying, good for nothing politicians. Just like with illegal aliens. We just want our laws enforced. Since our Politicians like Mr. Richie, do nothing about the illegal alien situation, and they smooz the ACORN people we saw lined up in the hallways, those lying, cheating, kniving vote box stuffing…. don’t get me going……… And the only way to make sure the people who vote are valid voters, is to require ID! THE PEOPLE ARE TALKING BUT YOU DUMBOCRAT$ ONLY LI$TEN TO THE LOBBYI$T.

This fake indignation by the libs is so pathetic. My great great grandfather translated our German name to English and my who family is very happy about it. No one mispronounces our name now and that is fine by me. That is the big problem with the libs. They always want to run somebody elses store and never take their own advice. Liberals are trying to tear up our constitution right now and our fearless mindless leader is running around the world apologizing for the greatest most benevolent country in the history of the world. If you want to find racists and sexists then look to the libs. Liberalism is the greatest threat there is to our freedom.

When Obama gets voted out of office, he can apply for Mickey’s job at Disney Land. It’s the happiest place on Earth and everyone will love him there.

And I would guess the family’s of all that have defended and lost their lives for the America that Obama is giving away for a personality contest would agree. It is written in our constitution, if anyone rembembers what that is any more, that our intent in forming this nation is a benevelent one. Not to dictate and strip the individual of their personal power. Disempowering the American citizen is the largest step toward destroying what we know to be freedom. Let’s just see what happens to our society when many don’t have the need to strive to improve themselves, because the government is giving it to them. Watch the crime rate in your community, and observe the lack of desire in your children to become all they can be.

SHE IS 100% RIGHT!!! About time some one spoke the truth. Now watch all the phomy left wing liberals go to work.

I believe the problem extends beyond the Asian community. Just look at how many Smiths, Jones, Washingtons, Rodriguezs, Lopezs, etc that we have and how difficult that is. Just google your own name and you’ll probably find that you may not be the only one with your name. So we are using middle names which helps, so do we add a fourth name to ID all.

I…what?

It’s just like these liberals to hate everything American. If everyone else’s way of doing things is so much better, why don’t they LEAVE?

• Published:April 10th, 2009
• Comments:1 Comment
• Category:News Comments

The New Hampshire House recently passed a law banning discrimination on the basis of gender identity. Pretty straight-forward law, on the face, especially since all it allows for is people flining complaints with the state Human Righs Commission when they feel they have been discriminated against on the basis of their actual or perceived gender identity.

Of course, we wouldn’t even be bringing it up here unless there were people who were really freaked out by the idea of transgender people having rights, too:

There should be 3 types of bathrooms…Men’s room, Women’s room and Gender confused room. I mean what’s the difference between letting a man in the women’s room or letting a gay woman in?

Just remember, if this passes, if there’s a middle-aged man in a dress following your little girl into the ladies’ room to try to watch her use the potty, you can’t say anything, or that’s a Hate Crime.

If you voted for Democrats, this is what you get.

I don’t know whether to feel relieved or not that the “they’re all pedophiles” meme is moving on from gay men to transgender women.

Sexual predators use EVERY ADVANTAGE THEY CAN and I know it is not fair to my gay lesbian and transgendered friends and I feel badly but hey its the law I will live by it as they should understand the fear that us moms face as it is with bathrooms.

My mom raised me to be afraid of public moralists and their hidden agendas, but hey, she was cool like that.

This is outrageous. If you were born a man, your a man. That is what you are. I don’t care what you feel you are, your a man. I can discriminate all I want and the New Hampshire legislature can not dictate what I say or who I hire. I do not recognize someones “gender change”. If you are born a man, i’m calling you a man and I don’t care what you say. We don’t need to treat these people like a special minority, they did the “transformations” themselves. There is something wrong with them. “Hey, I feel like i’m a dolphin. So i’m not a man anymore, i’m a dolphin. So you better have a dolphin bathroom or i’m going to sue for discrimination”

Yes, we saw that episode of South Park, too. Like most of their political episodes, it wasn’t funny.

I’m speachless. Seriously? They actually VOTED on this? TWICE? LOL! Transgender rights? Oh my goodness. What else weird can we vote on? May as well just allow gambling and prostitution. It’s all that’s left to finish the destruction of American society.

When is someone going to pass a law that protects me?? I’m an aging, white, Christian, male, who was born in America, pay my taxes, obey the law and own a home. Why am I ALWAYS getting shafted while everybody else rides my coat tails??? Where is MY legislation and protection???

Oh, when will the white, heterosexual white Christian males of this country be granted their freedom?

I am waiting for the first transgender dog bill to be proposed. What if my dog is discriminated against by anothe dog because my dog is confused with his identity? What happens then? What laws can another special interest group create?

Comparing people to animals…all class, these people.

I have two young daughters, to think that some sicko can put on a dress and use the girls room is a terible thought. How do you protect young girls from sicko’s who put on a dress and claim there a women just to get at young girls in a public restroom. This is crazy!

First Genderless Marriage, now Genderless Bathrooms…

Yup, change we can believe in!

Ah, there’s the “blame Obama” comment. I was wondering when it would show up.

WE deserve this. We start with letting men marry men. If that sicko behavior is not wrong, what could be wrong with this? Next week it will be siblings marrying each other, then two women marrying one man. Don’t believe me, ……. Just wait and check back here in two years. Nothing is wrong in this society. SAD

This may be too blunt and truthful to be posted here but every single person who voted for, supports, or condones this law is a sick pervert. No discussion, just a fact. You are sick perverted dogs and no matter how hard you pray on your deathbeds the damage you have done to innocent children in your short tenure has damned you. I fell pity and contempt for you all.

So sad deviant behavior is being legislated as normal. What citizen group brought this forward? Who do they represent? Come on heterosexuals start telling your representatives and those deviant representatives what you want, e.g. protection for heterosexuals, family (man married to a women w/wo children. Vote the deviants and their staffs out of NH. Show up to be counted at these bill hearings and votes. Speak at the hearings. Write daily if necessary your representatives. Give financial support to groups organizing against this absurd “nondiscrimination” legislation which actually discriminates against heterosexuals. Or you are going to be living in Sodom and Gomorrah formerly called New Hampshire and the United States of America. Give up a days work before you workplace, neighborhood, town, state is unfit for regular folk to live here.

When will the citizens in this State stand up?

Just not to pee in the ladies room! Ha-ha! Am I rite, guys?

• Published:April 9th, 2009
• Comments:3 Comments
• Category:Blog Comments

Let’s face it, it was bound to happen eventually:

Hey Ted Grant I actually agree with every single and one of those comments (:

Gays,lezzies,trans and bis should just shut the hell up… I am SICK and tired of their parades and displays and flauntings… 95 % of the people on the planet are heterosexual(including myself) and even if it wasn’t well guess what?

(Intimate,causal, familiar and friendly)Relationships between the sexes has been going on for hundreds of years(from Germany to Italy and from Egypt to India and much much more) and if we weren’t even together gays,lezzies,trans and bis wouldn’t even be here in the first place… gay people are nice but they are getting annoying… you are a minority… deal with it honey

Deal it with style fabulous

• Published:April 8th, 2009
• Comments:2 Comments
• Category:Blog Comments, Movies

So, we all know about the work-print of Wolverine being leaked by now. But what did those stalwart and upright folks who regularly read Ain’t It Cool News think of the leak and the film?

if you want to help the Hollywood industry lay offs, you’ve got to point the finger at the over indulgent pay checks at the top, not piracy…the way bottom.

I tell you man, whenever there’s an Econ crisis, the little man and the little’er man get it point blank while all the fat cats keep what they always had and, in fact, usually end up with more.

Sorry, busting a little early 20th century soap box in Washington square style.

Solidarity people, Solidarity.

Maybe if we throw tea bags at the heads of the major studios, movie theatre ticket prices will go down?

this movie sucks!

Cogent and reasoned film criticism from “geek molester” there, folks.

Now we have a reason to blame for our movie’s shitty under-performance. (‘Cause, God knows, no one’s gonna let us blame Hugh Jackman’s jazz-hands.)

Gay-baiting? At Ain’t-It-Cool-News? I am shocked!

but don’t worry, communism/fascism will save us just ask your Lord Obama

I…what?

This movie will suck, Almost as much as X-men 3, and now when it doesn’t get the numbers ($$) they want, they will blame torrents and petition Senators to kill more of the freedoms of privacy that we enjoy on the internet. I’m not saying that piracy is even remotely OK. But there are many benefits to things like newsgroups, file sharing, ect. that we will dearly miss when Hollywood corporate money talks Washington into taking it away. That is why the Wolverine leak is bad. I know filmmakers and musicians that put their art on torrents themselves (mdotstrange, Giuseppe Andrews, ect) because they want to reach people and can’t get they’re movies distributed because of the way Hollywood bullies the distribution process. I’m not happy at all that this film was leaked and I will refrain from watching a workprint, but I saw that lame ass trailer and I’m tried of watching butchered stories that I’ve known by heart for over a decade. Also, I’ve grown out of enjoying paying to sit in a cramped theater, overhearing conversations through movies, shifting around to let drunks go take a piss, and smelling your farts. I’ll watch this when it hits video, what can this film possibly enlighten me about Wolverine? I’ve read those comics since I was like 6 years old, and the movie will obviously be a let down. So far this year my favorite film has been Coraline in 3D. It was like watching a living diorama. Henry Selick is a visionary, while Gavin Hood (the director of Wolverine) directed Kickboxer 5 and an episode of Stargate SG1.

“It was like watching a living diorama.” That feels like an important insight into the nerd mindset right there, to be honest.

In a restaurant…you eat dinner before you pay. The unspoken rule is this…if you get served crappy food, there is a good chance you won’t have to pay, provided you complained from the first few bites, at the very least you’ll get a new plate.

But the way Hollywood sets this up…you pay before you take the first bite…hell, you pay based upon 30 seconds of a 2 hour movie and the pompous ramblings of what are usually some bought and paid for “critics”, then 20 minutes into what turns out to be shit…they typically won’t refund your $ if you walk out.

Oh…you can demand your money back…but it isn’t often they will give it too you…Nope….you pay up front..and when the movie sucks you don’t have much recourse.

The Box office should be at the exit…if you leave before the half way point because it sucks ass..no charge.

Why this rant here? because the way I see it Hollywood owes me at least one pirated movie per year…Fuck, they owe me three for Cloverfield alone…one to pay me back for the money I wasted watching it…1 more awarded for damages for the 80 mintes I’ll never get back, and one more for pain and suffering.

if you posted this: “there are these pesky little things called talkbacks” and this : “Then I floated the idea of banning anyone who expressed an opinion based on the workprint,” What kind of nazi horse-shit is that? Without the talkbacks, this site doesn’t exist. Many of your talkbackers are profoundly more entertaining and intelligent than yourself or anyone else employed by AICN. Do you realize how much you completely suck as a (so called) journalist right now? You can’t retract this shit. But you should apologize. And like I said Before, this movie will suck. The leak will give mediocre filmmakers a scapegoat for lousy returns in the third week. Piracy can’t be good for any industry, but good product sells itself (The Dark Knight). Also what pirate do you know that doesn’t also have a huge collection of legitimate dvds, games, and music? The pirate’s appetite is insatiable, they can’t collect enough.

Truly, AICN Talk-Backers are the real heroes of the internet…

Fox better appologize to deadpooland all the fans that almost paid hard earned money to get fucked. Imagine a rape victim getting a bill, thats how i would have felt. Now i know its not “done” yet so maybe the final will be better. it would have been a better movie had they not crammed deadpool in it killing him in the process. THIS IS SPIDERMAN 3 ALL OVER AGAIN.

Ah, yes, I was wondering when we would start to see inappropriate “rape” metaphors regarding Deadpool and this film.

Wolverine versus the Hand and maybe toss in a Silver Samurai cameo. make it a story about Yakuza, and the warrior’s code, and his love interest with Yuriko as Lady Deathstrike, and maybe toss in a Mojo cameo when she gets he big claws.

Yes, because nerd-bait like that is certainly the way to get the 99.998% of the population that didn’t read X-Men comics in the 90s into theaters.

poor ryan reynolds he channelled wade wilson when he was allowed to. I think ill just send him my 8 bucks instead. he earned it. And it looks like when jackman said he really cared about the fans he was refering to his fans and not the comics fans. Please oh please let the finished product be an improvement. Wolverine and Sabertooth had a tender moment together WTF. Why not just make them fuck because that would be just as beleivable. Its akin to having Batman and Joker shake hands and say “ill always be there for you bro”.

Remember when the Watchmen lawsuit was in full swing, remember BOYCOTT ROTHMAN AND FOX MOVIES, remember DON’T GO SEE WOLVERINE, FUCK FOX? Well, boys and girls, now you CAN fuck with Fox and Rothman. Fuck them if they lose money. If the current econom ic crisis should be teching us anything it’s that MONEY IS NOTHING BUT A METHOD OF ENSLAVEMENT. A penny is worth nothing these days, and a hundred times nothing is still nothing, so what’s a dollar worth? When are we going to wake up and realize that without money we could still live, work, create, and be kind to one another and grow as a culture, just like Harry fantasized about in his Marley and Me essay. We can achieve the Star Trek ideal IF WE JUST GOT RID OF FUCKING MONEY!

Uh…huh.

I’m downloading this piece of shit the minute I get home Then open up my computer, shit inside of it, and wait for the FBI to come bursting through my door, so when they crack open my computer and smell the freshly diarrhea-sprayed hard drive, they’ll instantly know which movie I illegally downloaded.

If I paid to see this fucking turd of a movie, and it fucking sucks fuckin’ass balls, then I AM THE ONE who was fucking robbed. So I’ll download anything I fucking want.

I have been coming to this site for years. I have been a socially constructed labialised fan boy ever since my parents fell into the marketing scheme of the late 90s known as the return of Star Wars. Back then, my parents would buy me all those Kenner action figures with what money they could muster up, ever since I was hooked on the movie marketing machine. .. Oh how the internet really picked up in anticipation for the Star Wars prequel known as the Phantom Menace. It was a real innocent time, before the dark side consumed all, so to speak. I truth I am not sure how I found Aint It Cool News. But once I did I would come here almost every day and read what material they could dig up. Us fans wanted something so bad, we could taste it, and we the consumers needed to know what are dreams would be like. And as we eventually found out, our dreams never even materialized. Time went by, most of the population of this site had to go to college, break up with girlfriends, watch their parents grow older. The same people who ran the site had to do the same. As the internet has changed everything it now must be the same. There is no room for sharing, trading, or getting anything for free in the simulated world in which we now live. The internet it abstract, it is lucid, but like everything else in your feeble lives it is now officially owned. How ironic it truly is that this occurred on April fools day. While the Billionaires are fighting Pirate Bay in world court, Hulu is advertising on your TV set. Free programming for all, brought to you by NBC, ABC, FOX, and the Federal C C. I am not sure. I know Wolverine is only one shameless attempt and making money, much like Marvel itself. It’s a system of deceit, assimilation, and socialization. And while most suffer in this country because of credit card bills, medical bills, and starvation the corporations (S) morally suffocate us with their hypocrisy of dare I say, a juvenile plethora of bullshit. Were not children anymore, don’t let them talk to you like children. This site is over. It has officially been consumed by everything you hate. We have made them rich, fat, and allowed their terrible uneducated babble filter the very cyberspace ways that were free from such a physical tyranny. Much like face book, My Space, and Amazon ( most likely goggle) Aint It super Cool high five News is a marketing contraption for the brainwashing elite. Its over here… Move on if you are a fan… The people who run this site should be ashamed of themselves. Thank you for the years, there are many good people on these boards, much like there is throughout America. But this is a day when a new site should be started by fans who hold free speech as well their personal freedom the foremost priority in their short lives. First that letter from the home schooled writer of the Watchmen movie ( how did that blue tiger get formed by the way?) and now this “obey the man talk”. Its about time, put these morally condemning hypocritical assholes out of business. Do it for America. America fuck ya! Sincerely A middle class fan… …

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A young man in Portland went to a late showing of Watchmen Sunday night and, about halfway through the film, committed suicide by shooting himself in the head. A horrible tragedy, one which will be treated with the utmost delicacy and respect by the readers at KTMR.com, of course.

So sad, now he will never know how the movie ends.

Oh, never mind. Let’s get this over with-

Fourth months into Obama’s administration and there are no more people who have died in mass murder-suicides than any other President within an 8 year period. You’ll be seeing a lot more stories like this.

“You’ll be seeing a lot more stories like this. ” We can only hope so. Time to thin the herd. Social Darwinism.

Huh. This turned ugly quick. I feel bad for the kid. But really it was a crappy anti american, and anti religious movie. It tried very hard to be deep but in the end it seemed like endless complaining , with a hopelessness that really was unecessary. In my opinion of course. I like movies that promote strength instead of despair.

Generally, I’ve found that the people who didn’t like this movie weren’t smart enough to follow its storyline. (This statement is in no way a comment on the tragedy which is the subject of this news story.)

PFHarlock: “Generally, I’ve found that the people who didn’t like this movie weren’t smart enough to follow its storyline” Wow, I can’t believe you actually admit to liking that movie in public. I think I’d look for a new pool of friends too, even Stan Lee distanced himself from that movie. As far as following the storyline I guess I was distracted by the jiggling tiny blue penis or the anti-Republican, anti-human anti-woman anti-American pro-homosexual nihilist propaganda and special effects-or did you think that was part of the storyline too?

Why would Stan Lee even… wha?

I didn’t think the movie Watchmen was that bad. Now if it had been a Michael Moore movie I could understand somebody shooting them self, just to end the pain of having to sit through the whole movie..

Midwest24, stories like Watchmen are cautionary tales. They detail possible negative societal developments in order that they they can be better understood and avoided. Throughout history, cautionary tales have played an important role, George Orwell’s “1984″ being a prime example.

I want to applaud this young man. FINALLY we hear about a psycopath who actually has a set. Here lately these nut cases seem to go in and kill a dozen people before they do what they actually came to do; kill themselves. At least this kid was not a coward. He reversed the order and killed himself first. If you want to take your own life I really could care less. But please do it before you consider taking any innocent life. I promise, I will blog and chat about what a hero you are.

Okay – is there anything that isn’t some horrible discussion/riff on the film’s quality or mocking the deceased?

KMTR, so, are you going to deliver or what? you guys are coming off real semi-pro leaving this blurb out there for 9 hours instead sniffing around for the story behind the story to offer some form of UPDATE. just real semi-pro.

Internet, I hate you. All of you.