Jesus Christ ascended into a mother ship from the planet Playtex
by pico -d gallo
- Published:March 22nd, 2008
- Comments:1 Comment
- Category:Blog Comments
I’m not a scientist, but it seems to me that if you’re going to deny that Moses actually encountered God on Mount Sinai, then the most obvious and probable alternative is that the story is a legend. Benny Shanon, an Israeli professor of psychology instead posits that Moses was hopped up on goofballs.
You might expect that some believers would not appreciate this theory. You would be absolutely correct. At this writing there are just under 1000 comments, and although I haven’t read them all, I suspect they aren’t all people saying, “Top-rate theorizing, old chap!” Let’s see.
I pity this man when he stands before God in his final judgement. He is in for a BIG let down.
Why does the press print these people? Does the press ever print the Scriptures themselves? And why not quote the hundreds of millions who believe the Bible? Why indeed?
His hatred of God and the Bible won’t help him to be saved or have any more mercy shown to him after death when he answers for his sins at the judgment.
looks like another attempt on the side of the dark to discredit the bible and the factual words that are in it, for God wrote it and I believe it!!!!!!!it was written thingd like this would happen as well as other events and false teachings would happen as well as mis-information, this guy is just another tool in accomplishing this task, but as usual, with no sucess, this guy needs to go to Mt.Siani and do what moses did not do……………JUMP!!!.
WHO IS THIS THAT DARKENS MY COUNSEL WITH WORDS WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE?
Its astonishing how Jews time and time again reveal themselves to be the ones who have the most contempt for God and His Word.
Yes…uh-huh…and Samson was on steroids and Jesus Christ ascended into a mother ship from the planet Playtex. What a truly pathetic idiot.
Sometimes things are just better left alone. These are sacred stories.
What a sick, nasty excuse for a man Bennie is. He follows the typical leftist approach of saying bad, baseless things about anybody or anything that is viewed as good by normal people. I predict that he will soon be receiving recruiting calls from his fellow sickos at several American universities.
One reason I believe in God is because of sea horses. They are so cute… Anyway, one does not have to hallucinate to see them, and they still exist. But for how long with the lack of environmental concern? Maybe during Moses’ day, there was a bush that actually burned and did speak from the heavens, or snakes that looked like wood, but maybe they all went extinct? Whatever. I believe Moses over a professor of cognitive psychology…Though historical uses of botanical plants I find interesting. I would be interested in reading a book about uses of botanical plants during that time period and region.
WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT DOPE???????
ITS A SHAME THESE LOONIES ARE REFERRED TO AS SCHOLARS.I BET HE ONLY TAKES SEASONAL SHOWERS AND DRIVES A OUTBACK SUBARU
There’s plenty more, including Texas primary results, which guns are best for shooting, why liberals hate Fox News, and so forth. You’re welcome to go through it.
And if you want to play the drinking game version, take a drink each time someone
- accuses the professor of being on drugs instead of Moses
- remarks that if the professor had said this about Mohammad, the Islamofascists would want him dead
- trots out Pascal’s Wager
You’ll be unconscious by page six.











1 Comment
“One reason I believe in God is because of sea horses. They are so cute.”
You know what, kittens are pretty darn adorable. Time to rejoin the Christian faith!