I do like the flambouyant ways of most homosexuals. Hetros such as my self don’t have x rated pride parades.


by Ted Grant

In case you’re not sick of hearing about it by now, the web-site Stuff White People Like (though, really, it should probably be named Stuff Upper Middle Class College Educated White Liberals Who Live on the East Coast Like) frequently features down-right cringe-inducing stereotypes. And yet, the comments are usually worse…Take a recent post about how white people like having gay friends…(that sound you hear is every gay man in America laughing derisively at this notion):

I am not homophobic by any means, I just don’t have enough in common with gay people develop a friendship. You take it up the ass. I don’t. End of story.

Dudes don’t like being hit on by other dudes. OK, I realize turning a straight boy is the ultimate gay fantasy, but back the hell off. Also, there is no such thing as bi-curiosity with dudes. You don’t get to try dick. Once you’ve had one in your mouth, your gay. It’s OK for chicks, though.

Any red blooded white American male would want nothing to do with a male gay friend. Fuck that! It’s ok for women to have gay shopping buddies, but the day that I legitmize myself by having a fag friend is the day I run head first into traffic.

I’m homophobic and don’t give a fuck what any of you think about me. I cringe at the mere thought of a man touching another man in a sexual way. Dicks are for chicks.

Faggots burn in hell. End of story. No one should acknowledge they even exist, well actually it would be better if they were round up and shot but the American Government is to pussy to do it.
I’d gladly do it.

Homos are quite the disgusting bunch. That photo of the two acting all normal and family-like is a joke. Imagine the disgusting things the two of them do to get off. The human body was not meant for such acts.

‘Brokeback’ hurt the gay propaganda effort more than it helped. You pillow-biters need better advsiors!!! ha

PS I have rarely met gay person that isn’t a raving hateful anti-Christian bigot.

(Well, except maybe a few gay pedophile priests, who are basically liars anyway.)

Does anyone want to count the number of times the STD-carrying, depressed, anti-Christian bigoted, hetero-hating gays have used the term “homophobic on this thread?

It would be appreciated.

Gays really do need a better retort and more clever hate speech. The term is old and overused.

You white traitors will be the first to be to be raped and shot down by Negroes who could care less about your stupid politics.

(Yeah, I’m…not sure what that one’s doing in this thread, but there you go…)

straight white people don’t like having gay friends. i ain’t trying to hang out with any of them faggots

Well, maybe you fags could stay out of our TV sitcoms that kids watch, stay out of our school boards, keep your Christian-hatred out of our politics? Leave the US military alone? Realize that “marriage” is for child-bearing families, not a front for “activists” and haters?

PS you guys made a BAD move taking in “T” into your LBGT axis.

I’m white and I don’t approve of people who define themselves publically by what they do with their genitalia. Most especially homosexuals. I also do not understand why men with same sex attraction have to act effeminate. Is this a prerequisite to being a male homosexual? Does it mean they actually want to be the opposite sex? It is confusing and insulting to masculinity. I am friendly with homosexuals but I do not approve of them nor do I have “White Guilt” over the poor oppressed people who run around telling others that the habits they engage in with their genitalia and the genitalia of others are “Important”. Clueless heterosexual men and emotive white women can go around parading their progressiveness all they want. Go dig a ditch you bunch of relativists

I do like the flambouyant ways of most homosexuals. Hetros such as my self don’t have x rated pride parades. We don’t recruit queers. That is why we don’t like them. We are certainly not afraid of any limp wristed, perverted, pillow biter, they just make us sick!! Just like all you east and left coast self righteous, self loathing, think you’re better than any one else pricks do!!
As for our hatred of learning, those commie istitutions that you call schools don’t teach, they indoctrinate.

Ps. What white people don’t like is, people ashamed of their whiteness acting like they speak for us all. The right kind of white people are proud of their history and whiteness. I don’t hate any race, but I’m not ashamed of being white, except that you people share my skin color.

This is B.S. !!!
MOST White people do NOT have, like, or want GAY friends.
Gay is perverted and disgusting.
I have showed this article to lots of friends of various backgrounds and they all laff at the obsurdity of this comment…

Get it right!!!
Gay is not the the norm for Most people.. of any color!!!

Apparently, white people also like being collossal dick-heads on the internet…



5 Comments

  1. This post needs to raise its mock quotient, Ted. At the moment, it’s just goddamn depressing.

    #1 Paul C

  2. … Can I not be white anymore?

    #2 Evan Waters

  3. Oh, you silly, silly white people. :’D

    I’ve always been really amused by most people in general. They’re all “I’m not a homophobe, but…” and it’s the but (hah!) that gets them every time.

    #3 Jess

  4. IT IS AMAZING TO ME THAT THEREI S NOT ONE ARTICLE EVER WRITTEN WHICH SHOWS THE HIGH CORRELATION BETWEEN TECHNOLOGY NERDS , COMPUTER GEEKS AND ATHESISM. PAGANISM, WICCAN SPRITUALISM WHICH CAN MEAN BELIEF IN NOTHING – THE POINTI AM MAKINGI SJUST LIKE NEWSPAERS ARE THREATENED BY THE INTERNET CHRISTIANS VALUES ARE THREATENED BY THE INTERNET- MAYBE CHRISTIANS EVERYWHERE HAV ETO PRAY FOR THEINVENTOR OF THE INTERNET AL GORE FOR DESTOYING SUBLIMINALLY THEIR RELIGION. UT CHRISTIANS OF TODAY ARE NOT THE EARLT CHRSTIANS WHO WOULD SACRIFICE THEIR LIFE FOR JEWSUS- IT IS JUST A RAP- I AM CHRISTIAN- EVEN CHRSITANS ARE OUTSORUCING GODS- THE FOLLOWERS OF JESUS ARE NOW BVECOMING THE FOLLOWERS OF THE INTERNET AND I HAVE HEARD THAT THEIR IS A T SHIRT MANUFACTURER WHO IS GOING TO BE PRUDCING IN 2010 T SHIURTS THAT SAY I LOVE THE INTERNET IT CAUSES NEWSAPERS TO GO BANKRUT- I LOVE THE INTERNET IT DISCOURAGE THATNONSEICAL FAITH CALLED CHRISTIANITY I LOVE THE INTERNET IT HELPS COMAPNIES LAYOFF PEOPLE WITH OUTSORUCING. WE ALL KNOW THE INTERNET ENCOURAGES DAY TRADING NONE WILL DISPUTER THAT AND TRADING AND SPECULATION DISCOURAGE INVESTING SO EVERYBODY – ESPECAILLY WORLD CLASS ECONOMISTS START WRTING ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF THE INTENRNET UPON INVESTING -MINISTERS WRITE ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF THE INTERNET UPON CHRISTIANITY , JUDASIM ISLAM – THE INTERNET PROMOTES SECUALRISM AND NO SCHOLAR IN AMERICA HAS WRTTEN ABOUT THIS ONCE AGAIN PRIVING INSTEAD OF BEING A COUNTRY OF GREA THINKERS WE ARE A COUNTRY OF SLACKERS- GOINGOT THE LIBRARY BECAME TO TEDIOUS WE WANTED SIMPLE SO AS THEY SAY IN COMMUNIST COUNTRIES BRING IT ON PAGANISM NOW FOREVER AND ALWAYS – INVESTING, READINGN EWSPAERS AND CHRISTIANITY WILL ALL BE RELICS BY THE YEAR 2O99

    #4 IRA gRUBER

  5. I HAVE ANALYZED THE THESIS PROMOTED BY DR. gRUBER HOW THE INTERNET OR WORLD WIDE WEB INDUCES SECULARISM, INDIVIDUALITY. GAYNESS- ANTOCHRISTIAN VALUES-SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW. EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS THIS BUT NOONEI S WRITING ABOUT THIS THEY ARE ONLY WRITING ABOUT DREK LIKE THE INTERNET IS KILING OFF NEWSPAPERS OR THE INTERNET IS LAYING OFFMILLION. IF I WAS CEO OF A MAJOR COMANY WOULD IWANT TO EMPLOYS A 100 PEOPLE AT 14 AN HOUR WHEN I COULD EMPLOY 10 PEOPLE AT 14 AND HOUR AND HAVE EVERYONE JUST GO TOT HE NET. NOTICE HOW PEOPLE UNDER 30 ALWAYS END THER CONVERSATION GO TO MY WEB SITE. THAT IS THE FUTRE THE WORDL WIDE WEB. I THINK IT IS GREAT. WE CAN GO BANKRUPT BUT WE WILL ALL BE COMPUTER LITERATE. WHAT A TRADEOFF WHEREI S FLOYD MORRIS OF THE TIMES OR KRUGMAN OR RICK OR DOWD TALKING ABOUT THIS WHEN THEY ARER ALL UNEMPLOYED OIR HAVE TO JOIN THE HUFFINGTON BLOG THEY WILL ALLL GO BALLISTIC -THE NY TIMES WILL HAVE TO BE ANON PROFIT PUBLICATION- AND ITS WRITING INSTEADOF GETTING PAID WILL WRITE FOR FUNS JUST LIKE BLOGGERS- IT IS AMAZING THAT DR. gRUBER IS THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW OF IN AMERICA WHO HAS RAISED THE QUESTION- THIS IS LIKE THE SUBPRINME CRISIS WHERE THEMORTGAGE BANKERS RULED THE GEEKS AND NERDS OWN AMERICA- PEOPLE CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT THE INTERNET- GOOGLE IN INTERNET ADDICTION MAYBE A BILLION PEOPLE SUFER FROM IT. dR. WILL CLARK-SUBBING FOR DR. GRUBER WHO SHOULD BEON FOX NEWS AND pBS-

    #5 IRA gRUBER

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