Get Off The Internet http://www.getofftheinternet.org Dedicated to bringing you the best of the worst. Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:25:19 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en “You ever see Bruce Lee take on 20 dudes with no problem? That’ll be me.” http://www.getofftheinternet.org/you-ever-see-bruce-lee-take-on-20-dudes-with-no-problem-thatll-be-me/2010/03/04/ “Hey new people, it’s called traditions. Don’t move here if you ain’t down wit it.” http://www.getofftheinternet.org/hey-new-people-its-called-traditions-dont-move-here-if-you-aint-down-wit-it/2010/02/17/ You Must Be THIS Literate To Post A Comment To A Professional Author’s Facebook Status http://www.getofftheinternet.org/you-must-be-this-literate-to-post-a-comment-to-a-professional-authors-facebook-status/2010/02/05/ Bingo Little need not apply. http://www.getofftheinternet.org/bingo-little-need-not-apply/2010/02/03/ “Twitter is pablum for the thumbs” http://www.getofftheinternet.org/twitter-is-pablum-for-the-thumbs/2009/08/10/ I’d mention something about the demographics of the area but you already know. http://www.getofftheinternet.org/id-mention-something-about-the-demographics-of-the-area-but-you-already-know/2009/06/24/ I hope someone breaks a bottle over your skinny little dome at your next show. http://www.getofftheinternet.org/i-hope-someone-breaks-a-bottle-over-your-skinny-little-dome-at-your-next-show/2009/05/06/ I too have bought the DLC and have not played it. I have a lot of other games to play. http://www.getofftheinternet.org/i-too-have-bought-the-dlc-and-have-not-played-it-i-have-a-lot-of-other-games-to-play/2009/04/30/ Liberals don’t want waterboarding for terrorists, but not a hitch when the liberal crooks try to cover up their dirty linen with a bullet to the head. http://www.getofftheinternet.org/liberals-dont-want-waterboarding-for-terrorists-but-not-a-hitch-when-the-liberal-crooks-try-to-cover-up-their-dirty-linen-with-a-bullet-to-the-head/2009/04/28/ BREAKING: “Man, these crazies are something else.” http://www.getofftheinternet.org/breaking-man-these-crazies-are-something-else/2009/04/27/