Tattooo a chick or a f*cking Panda on your arm… not Tay ZOnday… what a f*cker


by Kevin Church

So, this guy (who obviously needs to Get Off The Internet) decides to get himself a tattoo of Tay Zonday. Yes, that Tay Zonday. The guy who epitomizes “fifteen minutes of fame” like no other. The guy whose career apex is a Diet Dr Pepper ad.

This is the tattoo in question (turn down the sound if you don’t want to hear “Chocolate Rain” ever again):

And these are the best of the YouTube comments, the first coming from Mr. Zonday himself:

LOL I don’t know what to say. I’m flattered? Heeheeee

This is, of course, the exact point in which things go downhill.

are you serious?! wtf!!! hey look im on top of Tayzonday! dat’z pretty crazy thou you got a tatto of him!!!

i admire tay but i wouldn’t have gone that far.

I don’t even know what this means:

I got happyslip on my arm, nalts on my ass and smosh on my boobs. :D

But apparently this guy does (or he wants to see ass and boobs):

LEt me see that sounds cool, message me

I like this guy because he just repeats what happens on the screen. I bet he’s great fun to go to the movies with:

hahaha. Out of all the people he could get a tattoo of, he gets one of Tay Zonday

Apparently, ink doesn’t suit this gentleman’s taste, but really weird-looking emoticons do.

People have gone WHACK with this whole TAT thing - like machine gunz blazing with ink - ratta tat tat - ALL OVER the place… Shit - If you were born to be tatted out - you’da been born in an inkwell - maybe with the firm imprint of the first slap - tatted to your ass!
;=]

This guy doesn’t like someone making money off other people’s idiocy:

Thats just annoying as an artist I think if I were asked to tat something like that I would smack the idiot and kick him out of my business but hey to each his own,now with that said it came out pretty good nice work lol

I suppose valon18 doesn’t regret skipping English class.

wtf… no life
have fun regreting it for the rest of your life dumb ass

Everyone knows “dumbass” is one word, dumbass.

Wait, what?

You’re an idiot. I hope you don’t reproduce. I bet you vote Democrat. Dope.

At least he knew where the shift key was.

It wouldn’t be a YouTube comment party without a random bit of homophobia that makes the Internet the hub of intelligent discourse that it is:

SO FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!! Tattooo a chick or a fucking Panda on your arm… not Tay ZOnday… what a fucker

That’s right! Pandas are so goddamn hetero it hurts.

Finally, here’s the most depressing thing ever typed by another human being, ever:

I hope you got aids from that needle

Oh, wait, no, there’s a response that makes me hate humanity even more:

Me too, hope you get aids, tetanus and then die.