you guys are all a bunch of over-emotional queerbait


by Ted Grant

Oh, American Idol. You give us so much. Well, mostly what you give us is the notion that being really good at karaoke is all you need to land a recording contract, but you also give us crazy fans like no other reality show can even dream of doing.

And when Entertainment Weekly looked at the possibility that the next Idol might be a man of ambiguous sexuality, oh, how your fans delievered:

Why does everything have to be labeled as straight or gay? That is the biggest problem. So many things have “I’m gay” written all over everything, but there aren’t labels stating “I’m straight”. God bless American Idol for keeping neutral ground.

I would stop watching it with my kids.I am just a mother with worries of this issue and dont think my kids need more exposure then they already get in the schools and now even on a family show. I think he should just keep it to himself and keep his personal life off TV..

THE ANUS IS AN EXIT, NOT AN ENTRANCE!

All class, these people.

What is wrong with people? Do straight people run around bragging they are straight? Who cares? Leave it in the bedroom just like heterosexuals do.

Yeah! I mean, it’s not like we have entire tv shows dedicated to the idea of straight people hooking up or getting married!

Wait? We do? Oh.

Why is it so damned important to even mention one’s sexual orientation on this or any other show? It seems that gays and lesbians must suffer from some sort of compulsion psychosis if they find it necessary to always reveal their sexual orientation in public venues.
Heterosexuals do not, so why gays?

They must be trying to shove their proclivities into other peoples’ faces. “My song tonight is ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’, and I am Gay!” (Translation: If you do not vote for me you are a bigot.)
Jeeez!

If you define a family as a mother, a father, and one or more kids (as do most humans), as opposed to whomever wants to move in together and have sex, then OF COURSE homosexuality is anti-family. Don’t get me wrong, if two guys or girls want to get together and make like bunnies, more power to them. However, lets not make the mistake of calling them a family.

No, we are NOT all equal. No, it DOESN’T take village, and no, two homosexuals do NOT a family make.

The problem is that some gays are not willing to behave as heterosexuals with their love life, but many gays flaunt it, having pics taken of publicly tongue kissing, dressing as nuns while performing sexual acts in their parades. I would object to heterosexuals behaving in this manner and I am not a far right as one of the comments suggested. If someone is gay, so what. Behave with your lover as others do. It is not necessary to perform public sexual oriented acts as Adam did in the pics. Actually, he may not be gay, but a deviate, and I consider that a threat to any culture. What is next – showing off their toilet habits???

That’s right, coming out as gay is exactly the same as defecating in public.

Marshal Kirk & Hunter Madsen wrote the psychological Homosexual Agenda manifesto titled “Overhauling Straight America”, available from Amazon books.

Both homosexual authors were experts in mass public mind control & psychological programming.

Part of their psychological deception script that admittedly borrows from Communist Chinese mind control tactics was a process they called “jamming & conversion”. This first required desensitization by overwhelming the public with a tireless blitzkrieg of the more sanitized versions of homosexualiuty delivered in the abstract, then siliencing opposition using averse conditioning ala calling everyone a “homophobe”, “discriminator” “bible thumper”, “right wing whacko”, “Nazi”, “hate mongerer”, you know the scripted epithets.

Articles like the Times, of whose board members are comprised of more homosexuals than heterosexuals are merely part of that desensitization grand psychological operations manifesto from Kirk & Madsen.

I think we’ve just witnessed the apotheosis of anti-gay conspiracy theories.

I’m so sick of all the gay people trying to cram their lifestyles down our throats by making us think that there are so many of you that it’s normal! I liked Lambert until my wife found all of those new pictures of him…now we’re both revolted. You know why gay marriage won’t pass anywhere that voters have a choice??? It’s because (not so much the lesbians) but the idea of what it takes for two men to engage in sex makes most of the NORMAL people in the world want to vomit…forcefully! Women are always better off because we don’t think that is so disgusting, it’s even kind of hot sometimes…unless they’re really bullish, but even then it’s not as revolting as two dudes. Of course my wife is as disgusted by lesbos as much as I am by guys, so maybe she should follow up here with her own comments. I know that a bunch of you twinkle-toes out there will think I’m a bigot because I don’t care what you think…I’m the normal breeding one.

There’s that “cramming it down our throats” bit again.  People, if you have to cram, you’re doing it wrong!

you guys are all a bunch of over-emotional queerbait. I’d love to see idol show the backstory of how much lambert likes to dress like a chick and take it in the cornhole, and see how fast America votes him off then. At least I wont have to look at that lame 90′s emo hairdouche anymore. Nobody wants their son sitting there watching this show thinking, “hmm, the person i’m supposed to be idolizing likes screwing other boys, so I’ll go to school tomorrow and kiss a dude”. That’s why this ‘family friendly’ show doesn’t publicize it. They’d lose millions of viewers/ratings. (delete this post now! please, dont let these people hear another side of the arguement. they might not be able to handle it. omg)

Good people should have children if possible. Straight people who can’t conceive should be repaired, if possible…if not then agree to adopt a child into a normal family before Pelosi can abort it. “Octomom” should be shunned and ridiculed too. People who choose not to have children are just being selfish as long as they can afford to provide for the ensuing kidlets both emotionally and financially. To deny a base instinct that exists across all forms of life is not normal. That’s why any gay lifestyle justification vote can’t even pass a simple majority vote in any jurisdiction.

Homosexuality brings nothing positive to society. What it does bring is suicide, depression, disease, identity crises, confusion and a whole lot of unnecessary conflict.

Homosexual relationships are different from heterosexual ones for obvious reasons. Homosexuals should not try to claim that their relationships are the same as heterosexual ones. Nor should homosexuals try to rob the heterosexual community of distinctly heterosexual concepts such as marriage and family.

Homosexuals can do nothing but imitate the heterosexual model, because the heterosexual model has existed from the beginning (a society based on homosexuality can’t survive).

Instead of imitating heterosexuals and perverting heterosexuals’ most treasured institutions, homosexuals should invent their own institutions. But they should do so somewhere where the rest of us won’t have to deal with the consequences of their actions.

Or else they should substitute their harmful behavior with behavior helpful to society.

I would stop watching immediately! The line has to be drawn somewhere. There is no difference between homosexuality and bestiality. I will not have my children in an environment where they are brought up to think homosexuality is normal any more than I would tell them it is ok to marry their uncle when they reach the age of 12. I am agnostic btw. Homosexuality is a sickness like depression or bipolar disorder and should be treated as such.



Black Friday: “ugly americans at their worst.”


by RJ White

With the traditional “Black Friday” shopping frenzy comes news of tragedy at a Long Island Wal-Mart, as a store employee was trampled to death and a pregnant woman was injured by crowds as the store opened at 5 a.m. The commenters on the NY Daily News site, needing to fill in their day off from work/school/living under a bridge and charging people their first born in order to pass, have plenty of time to weigh in on the awful incident (thirteen pages, as of this writing)-

A few stampeeded Wal Mart shoppers is a small price to pay for a cleaner gene pool. After being stomped, The crush-ees raised the average IQ level in both the store and Long Island in general.
Posted by Vox

The tragic event al Wal-Mart was unnecessary. I was there about 10-15 ft from the crime scene when it took place. Firstly, the pregnant woman shouldn’t had been there been pregnant and in that freezing cold. It is simple common sense. And regarding the employee who got ran over and lost his life, I would blame the Wal-Mart staff for lack of proper planning and administration of a black friday event. While he was of the floor trying to control the crowd, there was four others employees standing on the top of three vending machines taking photos of the crowd from behing him. WHY didn’t they went down and help him get the job done? People out there just can’t blame the crowd, the store plays a big role in this also because other store like best buy and circuit city were in the same situation and they were able to control the crowd.
Posted by dondimav

Obama has set the tone for such hate and hysteria
Posted by Dennis D

So, some Walmart worker was trampeled? Can anyone REALLY SAY that before you read this article, you really gave a RATS A$$ about him? Two days earlier, when he was alive and well, I’ll bet that most of you probably chuckled to yourself, making fun of him. Now, all of a sudden, you phonies start acting like you REALLY CARE about some person that worked for a little more than minimum wage. Yeah, right.
Posted by BertJones7

I saw a man on the crosstown the other day complaining to someone on his cellphone about all the people talking on their cellphones, on the bus. Two weeks ago I was in Brooklyn visiting my mother and noticed her TV wasn’t working right, so I ran across the street to a electronics store to get a new one and a car had hit and killed a heavy set woman who lay in the street face down with her shoes still standing where she was hit. As I went to see if I could be of assistance I heard others commenting on how fat she was. The sickness and the stupidity go far beyond the internet, it is now a part of everyday life. Welcome to the new world order, I hope you like it here.
Posted by Azazel

my acondolences to this person’s family but of course this happend on Long Island !! the dxxxx-bag center of the universe!!
Posted by oakzilla

Where did the term “Black Friday” come from in the first place…………..does anyone know?? I mean, I have my own punch line for this, but I’ll won’t say anything and wait for someone to respond to this question first.
Posted by rje2000

Get used to this folks. These are the kind of people that liberalism has created. After four years of Obama and the food , power shortages, and gas shortages that will be engineered by the marxists in order to take down this country, this kind of thing will become routine. These people were mostly black welfare recipients with an entitlement mentality. They are humans who have been bred to be animals. With Obama they think they will be arriving in the promised land . When they realize there will be less of everything for everyone they will be angry, and think they have a right to take what they’ve been told is owed to them, although nobody ever owed them anything. Anyone who has had any contact with these inner city types know they are all animals as they have displayed so clearly here.
Posted by Indygoguy

Obviously rje2000 is a “chip-on-the-shoulder” black. Going to have to remove the color (isn’t black a lack of color?) from the crayon box next. So if a business in the “red’ does that mean it’s Japanese?
Posted by pansycritter

Wait- what?

It was triggered by the last minute discounts posted on al Kwannza items.
Posted by V-Max

Typical New Yorkers! New York is the Garbage Can of America. I live less then 3 hours away and will never visit this place. And New York wonders why the Muslims hate them, **** the whole country hates them!
Posted by triscotto

BUSH NEEDS TO RESIGN NOW to keep this from happening again. If the econmy under him wasn’t so bad this wood never have happened!!!!!
Posted by funksoul6

“African-American ” Friday would be more politically correct, no? Only a bunch of savages would trample these people and continue to do so as the paramedics are trying to save the mans life. This is why nobody wants to live in certain areas.
Posted by Ranger2

ugly americans at their worst.
Posted by davvid

I think he’s referring to those at the store and not the readers of the NY Daily News, but it is rather difficult to tell.

Happy holidays, everyone.



What Kim famous for sucking ***** Look at Britney, BIGGEST STAR IN THE PLANET, what they have for Britney negative comments.


by Kevin Church

Reality TV star Kim Kardashian will be joining the cast of the surprisingly durable CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother for an episode airing in January. She’ll be joining Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, ensuring that those with no talent outside of an ability to sign their lives away to major media concerns get even more airtime than they deserve. Now, how do you think the comments on the E! Online “Watch With Kristin” blog shake down?

That’s right. Hilariously

Schme’s a fan of the show, as is Josh!

I love How I Met Your Mother! I am sure however they use them will be great **

Of course I’ll watch. What kind of HIMYM fan would miss an episode just because these idiots are on it? I’m sure the rest of the episode will be good.

That’s the sort of plucky, undying, slightly deranged enthusiasm for a program that CBS executives love until it’s time to axe it from the schedule and the headless dolls start pouring into the offices.

S fails to understand how ratings work, while at the same time grotesquely overestimating their influence in the cutthroat world of soft-news infotainment:

What is going on? I can’t understand why HIMYM would want those two crazy Hills folk and Kim K. This is not going to boost ratings, in fact, they can count me out of this episode, and my husband and I watch the show faithfully every week. Sorry HIMYM, but I can’t contribute to their fame.

j doesn’t want to talk about How I Met Your Mother. What does j want to talk about in their unique internet pidgin? It’s Britney, bitch!
Look at E posting commemnt about zero list celebrity kim, with positive picture and comments. What Kim famous for sucking ***** Look at Britney, BIGGEST STAR IN THE PLANET, what they have for Britney negative comments. Next time you want special interview with Britney, don’t, she gave you guys special access all the time, because she is beautiful inside and out. Britney got PEOPLE CHOICE AWRD NOMINATION for HIMYM, but I don’t see it any where in your website. Who is biggest star in E Ryan Seacrest, that tells you how classy this website is. I doubt E’s staff can read or write. Hire some real journalist for a change.

While Jay 6385 may agree with j (is this confusing to everyone, or is it just me?) on how E! massages its stories, you can’t diss Jacko on his watch!
Correction j Michael Jackson is the biggest star on the planet. I agree though about kim but hey E! is the one who gave her a reality show and ryan produced that c r a p it’s like Joel McHale very accurately points out everytime that she’s only famous for having a big a s s and a sex tape. Kim hates when you mention her sex tape but this is why she has that reality show, why she got to be in that movie ‘disaster movie’, got to be on DWTS, got to be a special E! correspondant at the 2008 teen choice awards and compliment people who have mediocre talent or none at all just cus they look good. That’s a perfect example of how shallow they are cus people Michael Jackson who has actual talent and is every bit deserving of the success he has had for 40 years and yet he’s been dissed by E! for years.

I think ****brangelina may be Scottish:
kim is a whoore.GO AWAY WHOORE!!!!

These comments from Stella Moore, well, and tinny are like an inside out of the recovery. Instead of denial, anger, and then acceptance, they’re anger, confusion, and blind rage!
Wow, if someone had never watched this show before they wouldn’t start now when all the news around it has been about a bunch of ridiculous tabloid “stars” appearing on it. HIMYM, have some class!

At first I was disgusted that those three were going to be on HIMYM, because I love that show, but now that I know how they’ll be on, in a dream type sequence, it’s not so bad, I’ll watch it….

I have to say I won’t watch and that disappoints me because HIMYM is one of my favorites. Dream or not, having Speidi disgusts me and I can’t support it. They are vile and should not be given exposure on this great show. I hope this doesn’t end up being the show’s “jump the shark” episode.

Finally, Mike (who I am sure was in the middle of his 300th crunch of the day as he typed this) has this to say:

Don’t want to see her or Speidi. Why are these people popular? They’ve all idiots? And Kardashian is fat, whether people want to accept it or not.

“They’ve all idiots.” That’s sort of the GOTI motto, isn’t it?



“I can only ascribe 30 Rock’s staying power to the fact that there are so many “Red Sea pedestrians” on that show.”


by Kevin Church

The Hollywood Reporter’s James Hibberd has a blog called The Live Feed, where he notes that the ratings of three shows – Grey’s Anatomy, Survivor and The Office – have dropped compared to last year. Who’s to blame? The liberals, of course!

Right out of the gate:

I think everyone is sick and tired of bubbleheaded hollywood types making stupid political statements. They have turned alot of people off with their ultra-liberal and down right ignorant views…
Of course, quickly people show up to agree!
I agree with Jeff on this one. Too many hollywood types voicing their liberal political nonsense has turned me and my family from watching their shows. In fact I will go a step further and say that everyone I work with feels the same.

Absolutely. I’m tired of funding those anti-America weirdos.

We don’t tune in to watch anything on NBC, ABC, MSNBC or CNN anymore. They’re too biased!

About the only thing we watch on television anymore is the news on Fox along with Bill O’reilly and Hannity & Colmes.


dito with all the above comments. I quit watching tv when hollywierd starting pushing its left-wing agenda. At least return to a moderate posistion or I won’t come back. I don’t need your agenda in my household.

You know that when you switch over to CBS and see 3 obama ads all within 10 mintues that it’s time to turn the channel, for GOOD!

And then we get “Poppa Gus,” whose name I keep singing to the tune of “Papa Large” by Ultramagnetic MCs. He’s apparently some kind of media expert:
TV broadcast programs are finished !
I have not not or ever will I watch any of the programs , On CBS ABC NBC, especially with that talentless Letterman!CBS is off limits
in my home .no substance, terrible acting,in fact unreal..where do this find said Actors, In fact ,They Ltterman Leno, Mauer,are not funny,just sarcastic ,try to pass this off as Humor.
I guarentee they will not be around Next year.
Poppa Gus

Grey’s Anatomy? Ugly Betty? Shouldn’t these “shows” be on Bravo, the Gay cable channel? TV is for non-thinking lemmings who bend to the Left and need to be told what to think.

Kieth Olberman is loud-mouthed douche with a very large head.


I mean, yeah, Olbermann’s a bit douchey, but he’s not on the cast of any of the mentioned shows…is he? It goes on and on and on, but this is my favorite “What.” moment:
I have seen Jamie Kennedy’s movie Heckler so I will preface my comments with “In my humble non-professional opinion”, My name is Earl has run its course. The writers are starting to go soft. What next? A fantasy sequence where they all dress up in medieval attire, or go back in time to gangster days in Chicago. It should have ended when he went to jail.
The Office is starting to look tired also, still entertaining, but its luster is wearing thin. But they are BOTH better than that 30 Rock. I can only ascribe 30 Rock’s staying power to the fact that there are so many “Red Sea pedestrians” on that show. Same reason “Arrested Development” kept on long after ratings should have killed it. I realize writing is a difficult profession to maintain high ground and I appreciate the efforts, but yawn, Its all getting so predicatable and been there done that. Feel free to come to my job and criticize my software, I deserve it.
It gets more insane from there. Looking at a lot of the left-bashing craziness, I see a real consistency in their language and grammar, which makes me think that one guy is spamming the comments and others have grabbed onto his “message” and want to get out their vitriol against the networks, the liberal media, and Barack Obama.

(I never need to see “Nobama” again. Seriously.)

It goes on for about 900 comments or so, if you’re curious. You really don’t need to click over.



the citizens of Jericho will have to live, fight and die for their freedom


by Charlie Bebattica

After a brief fan-influenced stay of execution, CBS has decided to cancel Jericho, its post-nuke and civil insurrection-themed answer to Lost, again. Over at Yahoo’s messageboard dedicated to the series, the the fan response unfolds pretty much as expected.

From “Mare Cad TITAN”:

JERICHO…SHOULD…NOT…HAVE BEEN

CANCELLED !!! CBS HAS SAWDUST FOR

BRAINS !!! BOYCOTT ALL OF THEIR SPONSORS.

What are those dorkoz going to do, another fake “reality” show ??? Jerkoz !!!

Dorkoz and jerkoz? Wow, that’s pulling out all the stops.

From “william m”:

CBS EXECS ARE TAKING TRAINING FROM FOX EXECS. JERICHO IS ONE OF THE ONLY SHOWS ON TODAY THAT HAS THE DRAW OF”24″. WHAT ARE THEY REPLACING IT WITH BIG BROTHER 2 OR ANOTHER MINDLESS < AND CHEAP TO PRODUCE> GAME SHOW. WON’T ANY THINKING TV EXEC BUY THIS SHOW-PLEASE!!!

The difference between Jericho and 24? Or Jericho and Big Brother, for that matter? A viably-sized viewership.

“Shoes S” evokes the predictably hoary exception that proves the rule:

Unbelievable. I can only hope they’ll make a movie now. Don’t lose all hope. Remember, Star Trek was on only two seasons and has been cranking out movies for 40 years now, not to mention spin-offs. Find out who the directors and producers are and contact them. Maybe we can get cable to pick up this unique show.
Unless the old US government emerges from the ashes, I’d presume the citizens of Jericho will have to live, fight and die for their freedom the same as they have for the last two years.

Honestly, if Jericho develops an afterlife fan following as widespread and entrenched as Star Trek has, I will eat my hat — and I wear a wide-brimmed sombrero. Also, if Star Trek fans are called “Trekkies,” would that mean that Jericho fans are “Jerkies”?

“Roy M” keeps it short and elegant:

cbs sucks

Way to speak truth to power, buddy.

“Stayfunny” blames society:

It’s the masses that aren’t intelligent enough to catch a show like this, get my drift?

People who post on Yahoo messageboards shouldn’t make snide conclusions about relative intelligence levels.

Finally, “The Everyday Guy” chimes in with a touch of rare class:

EVERYBODY GETS BUTT-RAPED!!! WHAT AN ENDING.

LOLZ.

Some days it’s like shooting fish in a barrel, I tell you.



The truth outs in the end.


by Ted Grant

Doctor Who fans are crazy. This makes perfect sense when you consider the longevity of the show. They’ve had more time to develop and nurture the crazy than almost any other nerd-attracting program. And the best illustration of this are the arguements. You see, the less important an issue becomes, the more loudly people will argue about it. Take, for example, the raging debate over whether or not the upcoming series of the show is the fourth series or not.

All this series 4 nonsense should now be washed away. Honestly who can call a series series 4 when 29 series have preceeded it?

The same stupid BBC that rejected Red Dwarf IX. The same stupid BBC that cancelled Doctor Who in the first place. The same BBC that panders to thugs etc by being so politically correct.

Why not? If Red Dwarf came back should it be called series one again? If Men Behaving Badly came back should that be series one again? The facts are it’s the same series not a reset or anything like that so it is Season/Series/Whatever 30. It makes perfect sense. Having Series One follow Season 26, Dimensions in Time, TV Movie is absurd.

But it is SERIES FOUR, because that is what BBC Wales, the people who are actually making it are calling it. The fact that DWM called it Series 30 once, in a headline of article about SERIES FOUR is just a coincidence. It will remain the thirtieth series of something called Doctor Who but its official title is Series Four. Fans can call it what they like, but it remains Series Four.

Twaddle you can’t call it the 4TH SERIES/SERIES 4 BECAUSE THAT WAS ON IN THE 1960S ABSOLUTE RUBBISH i DON’T CARE WHat bbc Wales say they have no right to reset the numbering they didn’t create Doctor Who.

Doesn’t matter what the BBC are calling it. There have been 29 seasons prior to this one. It’s 30.

Ever wondered why Dr Who fans have a reputation for being uptight, anal, unbalanced obsessives?

The only reason they’ve adopted the ludicrous new numbering is because they stupidly think the audience will be confused by reminders that the show has been around so long. It’s disrespectful to a British institution .

I’m really, really sorry for you that you haven’t got the version of the show back that you want, but I‘m tired of hearing you bleat on and on and on about it. Can’t you stop being quite so bloody selfish and appreciate how much a hell of a lot of other people are enjoying it?



Cartoon network is gunna get sued.


by Ted Grant

From Everett, WA comes the sad story of a boy who allegedly died while trying to imitate the television show Naruto. Naturally, this being the internet, there’s no story so tragic that someone can’t find a way to work their own personal axe to grind into the commentary.
From the right:

Another potential death penalty case here in WA that will go unpunished…

And from the left:

As the media becomes more violent the world has become a sadder, colder and more violent place.
We could change it, just as we could reduce the
amount of oil we use but we won’t.



The fact that it came from The Advocate gives it less weight


by Ted Grant

Wikipedia, the on-line encyclopedia as accurate as asking Jimmy down at Hootch’s Bar for his expert opinion, isn’t the first place you’d expect to find raging debates over trivial matters…okay, no, it is exactly the place you’d expect to find pointless arguements. But some people’s devotion to refusing to acknowledge the obvious is downright touching.

Take the debate over whether or not the character of Jim Dangle on Reno 911! is meant to be gay or not:

Dangle’s orientation is never made clear, for a reason: it’s a running gag. To say outright that he is gay is simply wrong

The ongoing joke in the show is that he never reveals if he is or is not gay, hence it is ambiguous.

It never says that shw wanted the divorce because he was gay, and certainly was not flirting with the new husband. The joke of the scene is that they got along, despite the odd circumstances.

I suggest we fix the article. Dangle isn’t outright homosexual, and that’s the whole point.

Seems to me like Dangle is gay but he’s reluctant to admit it, possibly fearing the inevitable retribution he’d get from the rest of the cops. He tries to seduce Trudy thinking he’d never see her again and that she was infatuated with him.

The fact that he’s had a history with women yet behaves in a homosexual manner makes the viewer unsure of his sexuality, and that’s the entire point of it. He never openly has had a relationship or any sexual activity with a man, but he was married at one point. Even T.V. Guide’s show description refers to him as being sexually ambiguous.

It’s also important to keep in mind that the actors aren’t always as knowledgable of the characters they play as the creators are. Just because Thomas Lennon says Dangle is gay doesn’t mean the creators intend for Dangle to be an outright homosexual.

You’re making too hasty a conclusion without really thinking. Your “evidence” is based mainly on his outward behavior, which means that obviously you don’t know the definition of homosexual. Anything that points to him being gay and attempting to cover it up could also point to him being straight and attempting to appear gay.

As already mention, Lennon may play the part as gay but the show certainly makes it ambiguous. I also think that T.V. Guide holds enough weight to balance Lennon’s reference to him as being gay.

The fact that it came from The Advocate gives it less weight. Think for a moment: they’re discussing a character who is “ostensibly” (I think that that word sums up what all the reviews and insightful viewers of the show have arrived to) gay for a gay magazine.

So, to review: we can not describe a character clearly coded as gay, who displays an obvious attraction to other men, who participated in a gay marriage, whose creator explictly describes as gay because TV Guide said otherwise once. Gotcha.



What’s with Whedon and bitches?


by Sluggo, Agent of N.A.N.C.Y.

That bastion of entertainment reporting, Ain’t It Cool News, has a brief report on current goings-on regarding Dollhouse, the new television series by Buffy the Vampire Slayer creator Joss Whedon, and starring occasional Buffy guest-slayer Eliza Dushku.

In the comments section for that article, some wonder what’s up with Whedon and his obsession with strong young women, such as sith_rising:

What’s with Whedon and bitches?

Did he not have any strong males in his life or something? The guy worships women to the point of creepiness. He probably pays chicks to kick his ass ala Payback.

Others wonder why Mr. Whedon doesn’t simply go back to doing what he apparently does best:

Screw this shit.

If these 2 are getting together and not making a Buffyverse series then they are truly mental.

There is already a fan base which is still in place after around, what, 5 years? This thing could be huge. Buffy and Angel are 2 of the best series that have been on the TV for years, compared to this which sounds shit. Does no self respecting creator/actress want a cash cow any more?

One gentleman has jumped the gun a bit, and has already prepared the following letter:

FOX: DON’T CANCEL ‘DOLLHOUSE’

To Whom It May Concern:

Dollhouse is one of the most original shows to air on television, and certainly on your network, since your early cancellation of Joss Whedon’s ‘Firefly,’ a move which has cost you dearly in viewers and PR in the years hence.

Since the incredible pilot, ‘Dollhouse’ has only increased in quality. Ms. Dushku represents the sort of strong female role that is missing on television, and the show itself is a powerful allegory for the situation the world is in right now.

I am aware that ‘Dollhouse’ is only pulling in eight million viewers a week, but it is second in its demo, and with a better time slot and lead-in, I’m sure that could be brought up to twelve or thirteen million next season. Add to this that iTunes sales are currently high, and DVD sales will certainly be high, and it should be clear that ‘Dollhouse’ is a money-making factory that doesn’t come around every day.

I promise you, if you cancel ‘Dollhouse’ at this time, I will be finished. Your network will have screwed me over for the last time, and I will NEVER get attached to another show on Fox again.

Until the next one.

I suspect that last fellow’s tongue may firmly be in his cheek, but let’s consider it a preview of the more sincere despair and wailing on LiveJournals and message boards across the land when the series does get the axe.



When are Rosie’s parents going to step up and have her commited to a mental institution like Brittney Spears parent’s did?


by Tom Thumb

Over at The Huffington Post, they’re following the latest Rosie O’Donnell vs. Somebody Else kerfluffle:

On Friday, Larry King mocked [Fran] Drescher for breaking into Spanish for an appeal to Latino voters on behalf of Hillary Clinton, asking Drescher, “What are you doing?” (watch video of that encounter here). Over the weekend, Rosie, who is reportedly working on a sitcom with Drescher, took to her blog to slam King, writing, “It’s getting tough 2 watch” and polling her audience as to whether King should retire (88 percent said yes).

Naturally, with such an important issue on the table, sides were quickly taken. Gentleman’s gentleman maxfusion cuts right to the heart of the matter:

Who cares what this bag of fat says????

Superlogic saw the whole thing on the telly and offers this objective, meticulously constructed argument:

Sorry gang, I saw the program and like all undereducated Hillary supporters, Fran Drescher bored everybody with her dopey, robotic talking points. She kept interrupting with pointless, tired, desperate attempts at resurrecting Hillary’s failed campaign. These bitter feminists just can’t accept the fact that their hero is getting her clock cleaned. Also, why is Rosie O’Donnel supporting Clinton? She opposes gay marriage and according to Rosie if you oppose gay marriage you hate gay people! When are Rosie’s parents going to step up and have her commited to a mental institution like Brittney Spears parent’s did?

But it is rras who provides the meatiest food for thought:

Is he the one who was married to Conny Chung. I always mix these cable TV people up.I remember one of them was really heavy with the cross/dressers and those near sexy he/shes. I could be wrong because I was remembering one show when overweight bitches cussed their heads off and even ripped blouses and skirts.Hell, I give up, they are all alike and anyone who believes that they know enough about a subject then you’re to far gone.I guess we need to ask ourselves why we waste our time watching this kind of programing. Hell I watch the View everyday and admittedly I’m not learning anything. Like my wife says everyday, ” you only watch that show so you can fanitize over that dim wit blond.

And the battle rages on.



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