In Philadelphia this week, a woman’s purse was stolen. Two Boston salesmen making a call at a nearby hair salon thought a moment, then gave chase. A couple of blocks down, a guy saw the thief run past, called 911 and joined the chase. The thief dropped the purse, the victim got her purse back, people’s faith in humanity and strangers in general was renewed. A nice, feel-good story, right? Let’s go to the Philly.com comments!

We start out pretty positive this time-

Wow, now this is positive news!!! It’s nice to know that many people in and out of Philadelphia, PA are great people.

seriously…way to go guys…it is verymuch appreciated

I still hate Boston people. Good job on the purse though.

Well, okay, mostly positive. But then- a conspiracy?

There are so many pictures of this from different angles the whole thing seems like a staged feel good story.

This seems fake, not because of the good deed, because of the amount of pictures. I don’t get it.

Also, how didn’t they catch this dude?? They have pipctures of him. Why not instead of taking the pictures of the action, join in on the fun and chase him.. I’m curious about who took the pictures.. Anyone wondering if this story was staged? haha

“ELIZABETH ROBERTSON / Staff Photographer”…very convenient that an Inquirer staff photographer HAPPENED to be across the street to take a photo of the mugger making his getaway. F-A-K-E.

Am I the only one who thinks this looks set up? It looks like a bad high school PSA done for class.

Hm. What is this, Little Green Footballs trying to Sherlock up a Reuters photo?

Something seems to be missing, though. Some familiar element-

He’s black?! Get out of town! Never would’ve guessed it.

I’m waitng for the “ya’ll are racist.” Tick tock tick tock.

I am shocked at the race of the perp!

Ah, there it is.

What a scam! We’ve all seen Mr. Deeds.

Okay, that one I liked. Now let’s get some clumsy attempts at topical humor-

Hey, Green Hood guy was just getting his bailout. I thought Congress announced stealing is no longer wrong. Next time Green Hood guy should hit AIG’s offices; millions there!

And one exhortation to cure society’s ills, then we’ll finish up.

Who cares. It’s an effing purse. Wake me when 2 salesman take a flight to Dar Fur to help out, or show up at a Rape Clinic, or offer their time helping many others that are truly in need. This woman had a purse = money. She doesn’t need help.

Thank you.

Though, I believe Dar Fur might actually be a folk cover band that gets booked at Anthrocon.



The Gallery at Market East in Philadelphia’s Center City is an odd piece of urban design. Built in the late 1970s to compete with shoppers and stores flocking to the city’s suburbs, it sits on East Market Street with its bare concrete walls facing the street, taking up several blocks between the heart of the city’s downtown and one of the country’s most important historic sites, Independence Hall.

Here’s the thing though- it does rather well. It was constructed on a vital rail transit hub, connects to the convention center, vacancy rates are typically low and the profits are amongst the highest for its management company’s shopping centers. It may be a poorly-designed piece of the urban fabric, but it serves its purpose- it’s a place to shop that lots of people use.

Many in Philadelphia, however, do not see it that way, as an article in the Daily News points out. Of course, the attendant comments section is cram-packed with the type of intelligent discourse that’s the hallmark of Philly.com commenters.

A big part of the problem is that there are virtually no stores that attact an upscale shopper. K-mart, gamestop, and payless do nothing to draw the shoppers who frequent the numerous stores on chesnut and walnut street. Even a target or a best buy would do a lot to improve the shopping there. Its a fair point that the subterranean atmosphere of the Gallery hurts it. Most of the store entrances don’t really give a sense of whats inside. There are too many blank walls and wide open escalator banks, limiting store space. Too much closes early, making it more difficult to accomplish its goal of having city workers shop before getting on the train.

Okay, nice- thinking about it from somewhat of a planning perspective. Maybe this won’t be so bad, after-

Let’s just be honest. The problem is “urban” teens running wild through the Gallery.

Alright, then. See if you can read through there and count how many times “urban” is used as a code word for another word that is in these folks’ heads, hm?

the world’s worst mcdonalds is located in that place…on second thought, it’s the second worst after the one at 30th street station. it’s good to see im busy on a monday morning rating mcdonalds restaurants…sincerely myspace.com/dannyozark

When I moved to CC in ’79 I found the Gallery depressing and dirty. Now, I am older and fearful of the youth crowds and lack of perceived security presence. I live 5 blocs away and wouldn’t shop there if it was the last place on earth. And, now with the Internet, I can get anything I need online with a delivery charge that is often less than the cab ride to the Gallery and that means Macy’s too. I do, however, still shop and eat at the Reading Terminal Market.

The gallery is your typical ‘urban’ mall. Nothing but baby clothes and sneaker stores!

Just let the cops put a few beatings on the teenagers, who should be in school,loitering down there. A few broken facial bones will set them straight. Police brutality…. WORKS!!!!

I can sort of imagine the PSA with that tagline from the early 80s.

Take the subway to gamble and leave (supposedly) with winnings in your pocket. I hope they’ll be handing out signs for people to wear coming and going: PLEASE MUG ME!

Oh- did I mention that there are plans to maybe turn part of it into a slots casino? Well, there are.

What is so funny is the people who agree here as to what the problem is tend to vote for the same people that the parent(s) of these thugs vote for. WAKE UP will you!!!!!!

Its a mall for the gangsta’s and their Ho’s…nothing more…wouldnt dream of entering that building again…ever..

The Gallery is just a huge toilet. And what can you find in a toilet ? Time for a courtesy flush.

What this article is trying to say is that the Gallery has too many young Black ghetto people that shop there. Lets not pretend that Phila isn’t segregated along class and racial lines. ‘Certain’ people only shop and live in ‘certain’ areas. End of story. I don’t like shopping in malls at all. With the Gallery none of the stores attract me, parking sucks, and I can’t stand teenagers (of any race).

The Gal-ree is the laughing stock of all the “malls” within 25 miles of it. Can it even be considered a mall? It’s a shame that people walking through there from the regional rails have to witness the decadence and despair of the people that populate that area. From the crack-moms to the homeless to the downright nutty. After experiencing that kind of sadness who in their right mind would want to spend their money there? Nobody wants to shop there for fear of getting mugged. Really, the only people not afraid to shop there are people who are used to being in a “dangerous” area.

I have to say- the only reason I’m able to shop at the Gallery is because of my years on the mean streets of Webberville, Michigan.  Also- “downright nutty?” That makes me think of Thorny, the neighbor on Ozzie and Harriet.

Philly has to become more like NYC, where shops are privately owned and operated. The experiment of having government owned properties provide stores and shopping to the masses is too Soviet to be workable.

Brief aside: The city’s Redevelopment Authority (RDA) owns the property, which is then leased to a management company who oversees the mall. Very Soviet. What with the large private real estate developer running the thing and all.

The city of Philly tried to be a shopping mall provider using CC to service the inner city, but the RDA as owner of all this property like the Gallery is not practical. The RDA simply has shops and stalls that cater to the lowest common denominator, creating a creepy vibe like t-shirt stalls where you can get a death memoriam t-shirt airbrushed, aka “RIP RASHEED.”

No, the NBA rescinded those last two technicals. He’s fine.

the only problem with wiping out the gallery is where will all those sorry people go if there’s nothing there? that’s right, the real malls.

Dun-Dun-DUNNNNN.

Let’s end on a positive note, though. RowingMan seems to have his hand up. Perhaps he has a suggestion about how the retail mix at the mall could be diversified, or perhaps some sort of plan to rebuild the building’s facade to open it up a bit more, or maybe he’s been reading up on Jane Jacobs and her theories about continuity of the street-

There was a women who shot up the Delco Springfield Mall with multiple weapons in the mid 80′s. If she’s still around, why don’t we let her out (of prison) and she can patrol the Gallery – it’s gotta work better than today’s situation.



To the horror of all well-dressed political pundits, President Obama has jettisoned a Bush-era tradition long thought sacrosant: he was photographed in the Oval Office without wearing a suit jacket.

Let’s see how CNN readers respond:

MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD TELL HIM HE IS THE POTUS AND HE IS IN THE OVAL OFFFICE NOT THE BASKETBALL COURT…..WHAT’S NEXT…MAYBE HE CAN TELL THE QUEEN WHEN HE MEETS HER THAT SHE HAS NICE BLING……….

this is the Change we can beleive in? WOW

wow what a rule change is this all we can expect from Bubba

You people are acting like giddy little children that have just seen Santa Claus at the mall. Obama is a man, and yet to prove anything except that he knows how to get elected.

No surpise here. Like the Clintons, Obama has no respect for the office. Or its traditions. I just hope the country survives the next 4 years.

No coat for Obama – not pants for Clinton. Gotta love those demoncrats!

“Demoncrats!” Wow, so clever.

Here we go, oversized sweatpants and bling bling and a baseball cap

Yes, nothing that dignifies the office like a padded flight suit.

PRESIDENT OBAMA SHOULD CONTINUE THE WHITE HOUSE DRESS CODE. WHEN WEARING SHIRT WITHOUT TIE…REMINDS US OF THE LEADER OF IRAN, NEVER WEARS A TIE . A PRESIDENT SHOULD DRESS PROPERLY OUR PRESIDENT IS REPRESENTING THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. WE MUST SET THE RIGHT EXAMPLE. IN EVERY WAY… ALWAYS!.

This is ‘history’ in the making? Boy, I already miss GWB!

Pffftttt…trying to show what a ‘hard working’ guy he is. Whatever. Just another photo op…When will people actually get a clue, and awake from the brainwashing?

So much for total respect for the Office of the Presidency……….Ronald Reagan never walked into the Oval Office without a coat on, but then Barrack is no Ronald Reagan

And we are all very grateful for that.

And to think, we have at least four more years of this kind of incisive political commentary from the Republicans to look forward to.



It’s hard to pass up the comments on the web-version of a newspaper, USA Today, that so embodies “lowest common denominator” that its print version is delivered daily to hotel room doors around the country. But when that article is about President-Elect Obama being featured in a Spider-Man comic, the comments are just too hilarious to pass up.

Comments seem to fall into a few different categories: Bush-bashing, reverse Bush-bashing/liberal baiting, pedantry, and insanity. But as you’ll see, there are quite a few that fit into the other categories that also fit into insanity.

Bush Bashing

I’m hoping they print it in a large format, so the people who are currently losing their jobs and homes as this little feel-good farce of a presidency gets underway will have something comfy to sleep on …
Maybe they’ll do a George W. Bush retrospective and show how the jobs and home losses came to be.

Hey what do you know, another article that bitter people can trash Obama on for no other reason than retribution for the persecution of their last president’s blundering administration.

Reverse Bush-Bashing/Liberal Baiting

That must be spidy meeting Obama outside a CBC meeting where Obama found proof positive the AIDS virus was invented by GW.

Who new Obama was a cartoon character? Everyone else told me he was the “messiah”!! Now I’m really confused.

It totally works – they’re both fictional superheros.

what do you expect. a liberal commie indoctrinating kids thru childrens books and comics.
everywhere you go,you see this studdering buffoon.

Pedantry

(these first three appear to be a conversation)

This from the guy whose company put out an issue with the Punisher threatening to kill a drunken, evil Bush 43. Liar.

Cite, please.

Late 2001, Punisher series vol.4. I want to say issue #5, but don’t have the comic here to verify.

I’ve got no problem with Marvel capitalizing on the the new President to sell some comics. I do have a problem that they purposely short-printed the comic to reward the hoarders and scalpers.

Of course, if you hadn’t told me that was Obama in the picture, I never would have guessed. It looks nothing like him.

Insanity

Amazing!!! The first US president whose very existence is putting food on the tables of many americans. I am a spiderman fan myself. I never liked Superman and how he has been over-rated. Obama needs to get in touch with me so that we can talk a lot more about Spiderman. I would love it.

U.S. of KKK, white supremist America, America engaged in genocide against blacks, U.S. invented AIDS, Obama elected president
Never never never — Burris — well maybe — well okay — CBC endorsed — hell yes
yeah, things are just now getting ridiculous — oh, I like Obama too.

Well….my son has now lost total respect for his favorite superhero – Spiderman.

Talk about squashing a little boy’s world.

(Here’s a quick back and forth between two commenters. The second commenter’s supercilious attitude is palpable through his terrible spelling and grammar, and for that alone I laugh.)

Hey spud799………You’re just upset, because GWB wasn’t decent enough to be in the superhero comics…..EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!!!!! BAO has the smarts and the integrity to be a decent President for ALL of America…….not just for the greedy rich!!

Get you acronyms right if your going to criticize. BAO? I think the correct I.D. is BHO.
Scouts Out!

“Obama collectibles” – oxymoron
Marvel comics – trying to shamelessly cash in on the hype
What’s next ? A Nancy Pelosi “fake beard”, a Harry Reid autographed bottle of suppositories?

I hope that when the Chicago mess gets even worse and all of “O”s corruption becomes, finally, public, Spiderman will come to the rescue and bring him to justice….and put him behind bars where he belongs!

Get off the internet, people. Get off the internet forever.

Bonus Actual hilarity! I didn’t expect to see anything like this on USA Today:

All I know is that somebody needs to get a radioactive spider to bite Paul Volcker. Because right now, I think what we need is a superhuman economist.



With the traditional “Black Friday” shopping frenzy comes news of tragedy at a Long Island Wal-Mart, as a store employee was trampled to death and a pregnant woman was injured by crowds as the store opened at 5 a.m. The commenters on the NY Daily News site, needing to fill in their day off from work/school/living under a bridge and charging people their first born in order to pass, have plenty of time to weigh in on the awful incident (thirteen pages, as of this writing)-

A few stampeeded Wal Mart shoppers is a small price to pay for a cleaner gene pool. After being stomped, The crush-ees raised the average IQ level in both the store and Long Island in general.
Posted by Vox

The tragic event al Wal-Mart was unnecessary. I was there about 10-15 ft from the crime scene when it took place. Firstly, the pregnant woman shouldn’t had been there been pregnant and in that freezing cold. It is simple common sense. And regarding the employee who got ran over and lost his life, I would blame the Wal-Mart staff for lack of proper planning and administration of a black friday event. While he was of the floor trying to control the crowd, there was four others employees standing on the top of three vending machines taking photos of the crowd from behing him. WHY didn’t they went down and help him get the job done? People out there just can’t blame the crowd, the store plays a big role in this also because other store like best buy and circuit city were in the same situation and they were able to control the crowd.
Posted by dondimav

Obama has set the tone for such hate and hysteria
Posted by Dennis D

So, some Walmart worker was trampeled? Can anyone REALLY SAY that before you read this article, you really gave a RATS A$$ about him? Two days earlier, when he was alive and well, I’ll bet that most of you probably chuckled to yourself, making fun of him. Now, all of a sudden, you phonies start acting like you REALLY CARE about some person that worked for a little more than minimum wage. Yeah, right.
Posted by BertJones7

I saw a man on the crosstown the other day complaining to someone on his cellphone about all the people talking on their cellphones, on the bus. Two weeks ago I was in Brooklyn visiting my mother and noticed her TV wasn’t working right, so I ran across the street to a electronics store to get a new one and a car had hit and killed a heavy set woman who lay in the street face down with her shoes still standing where she was hit. As I went to see if I could be of assistance I heard others commenting on how fat she was. The sickness and the stupidity go far beyond the internet, it is now a part of everyday life. Welcome to the new world order, I hope you like it here.
Posted by Azazel

my acondolences to this person’s family but of course this happend on Long Island !! the dxxxx-bag center of the universe!!
Posted by oakzilla

Where did the term “Black Friday” come from in the first place…………..does anyone know?? I mean, I have my own punch line for this, but I’ll won’t say anything and wait for someone to respond to this question first.
Posted by rje2000

Get used to this folks. These are the kind of people that liberalism has created. After four years of Obama and the food , power shortages, and gas shortages that will be engineered by the marxists in order to take down this country, this kind of thing will become routine. These people were mostly black welfare recipients with an entitlement mentality. They are humans who have been bred to be animals. With Obama they think they will be arriving in the promised land . When they realize there will be less of everything for everyone they will be angry, and think they have a right to take what they’ve been told is owed to them, although nobody ever owed them anything. Anyone who has had any contact with these inner city types know they are all animals as they have displayed so clearly here.
Posted by Indygoguy

Obviously rje2000 is a “chip-on-the-shoulder” black. Going to have to remove the color (isn’t black a lack of color?) from the crayon box next. So if a business in the “red’ does that mean it’s Japanese?
Posted by pansycritter

Wait- what?

It was triggered by the last minute discounts posted on al Kwannza items.
Posted by V-Max

Typical New Yorkers! New York is the Garbage Can of America. I live less then 3 hours away and will never visit this place. And New York wonders why the Muslims hate them, **** the whole country hates them!
Posted by triscotto

BUSH NEEDS TO RESIGN NOW to keep this from happening again. If the econmy under him wasn’t so bad this wood never have happened!!!!!
Posted by funksoul6

“African-American ” Friday would be more politically correct, no? Only a bunch of savages would trample these people and continue to do so as the paramedics are trying to save the mans life. This is why nobody wants to live in certain areas.
Posted by Ranger2

ugly americans at their worst.
Posted by davvid

I think he’s referring to those at the store and not the readers of the NY Daily News, but it is rather difficult to tell.

Happy holidays, everyone.



As regurgitated on the internet everywhere, “Armored truck robber uses Craigslist to make getaway“. But has anybody made fun of the comments for that article yet? No. Of course not. That’s why you need Get Off the Internet. We bring the good shit.

Let’s get things started with one of the countless internet denizens who has no idea what an ellipsis is actually used for.

yeah yeah.. stealing is wrong…
But… no one was killed… or harmed very badly…
and the guy got away…very creatively by the way.
For all I care… if this guy is going to go across the country robbing banks in this manner… have at it, as long as no one is maimed or killed in the proccess…
Man that makes for a good news story. HAHA!

Yes, anarchy is always welcomed as long as it makes for hilarious fluff news. By the way, did you hear about the man exposing himself to children? No one was maimed or killed, and the news report used a cartoon duck to cover his genitalia! Hilarious!

It would seem that local police have a regular Keyser Souce on their hand.

Look, you’re already on the internet. Could you not spend 2 seconds to check if you spelled Keyser Söze correctly? Also, Keyser Söze murdered his own family before butchering the majority of the Hungarian mob, so, no, the police DON’T have a regular Keyser Söze on their hands. Jesus. Why didn’t you just jump straight to Godwin and say the police had a regular “Hitler” on their hands?

I wonder if he is a relative of D.B. Coopers?

Again, you have access to the whole damn internet, could you not have maybe done a little research? I mean, props for knowing one of the great unsolved capers in US history, but negative props for associating it with a guy who will probably be caught the next time he logs back into Craigslist.

this thing is so funny, now someone need to make a movie

What the hell?! You just read the whole damn story! Are you really admitting to the internet that your imagination is completely incapable of recreating this story that you’re DEMANDING someone charge you ten bucks for the privilege of watching what you just now read? Sweet pie-baking gorillas, you’re an idiot!

haha clever
at least NOW he’ll have some good pillow-talk to tell his new boyfriend in prison.

I was beginning to wonder if I was actually still on the internet, what with the lack of research and palpable homophobia.

people are crazy these days.

Well gosh, I sure am glad you decided to chime in on this delightful little anecdote. Just couldn’t let this story go by without tossing in your two cents, huh? I guess “ha ha” seemed to pedestrian and “omg wtf” was just outside of your grasp?

Too bad the idiot American voting public could not and cannot elect a President who can think ahead and plan like this.

Because what would the internet be without a self-righteous, thread-jacking asshole with a political chip on his shoulder?



A mechanic who was working on a commuter jet inadvertently started the engine at full power, and the jet crashed into two others in the same hanger. Although the jets sustained a lot of damage, no one was injured. From the way it sounds, the mechanic wasn’t to blame; experts seem to think that the aircraft wasn’t properly shut down for maintenance by the ground crew.

But heck, that’s not what we’re here for. Because, you see, the mechanic? It was a woman. And therefore, we know who and what is really to blame:

“mike” starts the show:

another example of the fine job women do in the workplace… i’ll bet she cried for equil pay too

“SHORTY” smells a conspiracy, loudly:

IF THEY COULD ONLY HAVE MOVED THE BUSES THAT QUICKLY
FOR KATRINA.

YOU GOT IT. HOW OLD WAS THE PLANE AND
HOW OLD WERE THE OTHER TWO. THE AIRLINES HAVE A
WONDERFUL ACCOUNTING DEAL WITH THE IRS. THEY PROJECT
THE NUMBER OF HOURS THE PLANE WILL FLY. ESTIMATE
THE FUTURE REPAIRS AND MAINTENACE. THEY THEN DEPRECIATE
ALL FUTURE COST IN TODAYS DOLLARS. DOES THE TERM DEPRECIATION RECAPTURE ON SECTION 1245 PROPERTY RING
ANY BELLS.

EVER SEE THE WORDS DEFERDED FEDERAL INCOME TAX.
THEY CALL IT A TIMING DIFFERENCE. CARRIED AS AN ASSET
ON THE BALANCE SHEET. DOES THIS MAKE ANY SENSE.
IS IT REALLY A CURRENT ASSET THAT AFFECTS THE QUICK RATIO?

IF YOUR GOING TO BUY AIRLINE STOCK MAKE SURE IT’S SOUTH WEST.

Although some folks call foul on the poor reporting in this version of the story, “Buzz” is here to put us back on task:

I got this one. She was pretending to fly the aircraft, it turned her on so much. When she stretched her legs out in orgasm she hit the wrong button. The controls were still active from her pretend time earlier. ;o)

“Jeff” goes straight to the source of the problem:

Another empty kitchen……………….

“John Casy” takes time out from being a 30′s P.I. to comment:

Just another dumb broad doing her thing… Should not let broads work or be near airliners…

Another “Mike” puts “cleaning” and “woman” together:

I bet that the switch wasn’t written in spanish. “Don’t push this cuz it will cause the plane to start and taxi into anything in its path”

“Darkenwyck” continues the stellar reporting:

Have any of you actually read the article? It says she died in the accident.

You can’t put one over on “BOB”:

PUSH ONE BUTTON IF IT WAS THAT EASY WE’D HAVE PLANES ALL OVER THE PLACE

“Ed” provides Comedy Gold by quoting lines from “Airplane!” that don’t correspond to the situation at all.

(Not quoted here. We’ve all seen the movie.)

“Tracy” feels that an important detail was missing from the story:

Was she black?

Another “mike” steps up with this clever wordplay. GEDDIT?

Just another example of Can’t Understand Normal Thinking

“Anthony” envisions an even worse scenario!

Thank God it wasn’t the doomsday button she pushed.

And finally, “Rob” asks us all to be calm and rational about this:

Well now . . . it is very true that there are both men and women that should not be working around airplanes. Incompetence is and equal opportunity malady.

Now, here’s the difference: Incompetent men are not educated, hired, and promoted to positions where they can inflict that much damage. However, incompetent women are educated, hired, and promoted all the time, because affirmative action forces schools to admit them and employers to increase the numbers of women (and minorities) in the workforce — even in cases where competent women are simply not available. Now, in some disciplines, this may not a problem, because the typical woman is as good (or even better) than the typical man is (which might help explain why more than 95% of RNs are women).

But in certain areas like engineering and mechanics, let’s just be real — it is not a strong suit for women. Sure, you can point to a handful of women who can do it (just like you can find a handful of men who are good at being nurses), but for the most part, female mechanics and engineers exist because affirmative action programs have forced universities to admit them and companies to hire, train, and promote them. Imagine what a disaster area your local hospital would be if affirmative action was forced upon universities such that 50% of nursing students were female, and then the hospitals were REQUIRED to hire and promote them. Me thinks it would be a huge disaster looking for a place to happen . . . as was the case with the lady mechanic on the airplane.

You think I’m crazy? OK, fine . . . try naming me five significant engineering or mechanical innovations that have as their principal architect, a woman (without using google). Can you even name three? one?



Domelights.com claims to be the “voice of the good guys.” In this case, the “good guys” in question are the employees and officers (past and present) of the embattled Philadelphia Police department. That’s right, they’re the guys that get to work with 9th District Police Captain Dennis “We’re Trying To Drum Up Charges Against Them” Wilson.

They’re talking about this week’s hippie shakedown, of course, because hey, don’t we all complain about customers at some point in our lives? I mean, what’s their problem, anyway? They always want more rights, more reasons, more “constitutionally protected freedoms.” Jeez.

On Wilson’s quote concerning the attempt to “drum up charges”:

I highly doubt this (I don’t think that Wilson talks this way). It’s pretty desperate when one paper uses another for quoting, esp. such a liberal, perverted one, like City [toilet] Paper.

Note to self: get a subscription to the City Paper, tout suite.

Calibrax Cop sees a bit of justice in Wilson’s predicament:

I know Wilson wishing the best for he and the 9th in this
about ten years ago when he was in the gink squad at Impact his boys and he put me and 2 other cops through the ringer for almsot a year conducting a job on us over total bulls**t me and my family went through hell for not reason other than politics

I hope nothing bad happens to him in this and mean it but now he knows what it is like to be accused of something that is garbage

Yes, those blank lines are all his. He’s investing in message board real estate, see.

This guy’s got Megatron form the Transformers movie as his icon:

heads up emails are going out saying home invassion by p/o and cival rights violations and all kinds of crap showing us bad and them good calling for protest—my girlfriend got a random email about it and brought it to my attention

It took me a few minutes of staring to figure out that this is probably written this badly because of Babelfish’s inability to handle Cybertronian-to-English translation.

daiarthma responds to word of these vicious hate emails:

Welcome to the age of electronic propaganda, character assassination and rumor spreading.

Kind of makes you think of…

What? What does it make us think of? Shit like this?

HURF DURF HIPPIES:

I am told that no matter how thorough the officers search was, they just couldnt find any soap there.

It was probably in the trash – with the “Help Wanted” ads.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I fucking hate hippies too, but I’m not a uniformed officer of the law posting on the internet with an easily-traced IP address. If I were, I’d probably, you know, just stick to dicking around in World of Warcraft and Halo 3.



So, this guy Daniel Moffat circulated petitions that questioned the heavy use of police surveillance cameras and soon found himself on the receiving end of an apparently unwarranted search by Philadelphia police.

Said 9th District Police Captain Dennis Wilson: “They’re a hate group. We’re trying to drum up charges against them, but unfortunately we’ll probably have to let them go.”

Other choice bits include Wilson telling Moffat “You’re not being charged; you’re being investigated” and “Call it a kidnapping.”

I’ll let that sink in for you: distributing literature questioning heavyhanded police tactics makes you a “hate group.”

What does the internet say, though? Isn’t that what we’re here for? No commentary, just a sheer illiterate stupidity dump this time:

We’ve all met clowns like this. What a shock that he’s from California. Clowns like this just look for ways to cause problems, irritate their neighbors, and deal meth out of their basement. I’ve no sympathy for him or his loser friends.

The police are just doing their job.If they uncovered some plot that these people were planning a mass massacre then everyone would be praising them.

If these people were BLACK Rev Al would already be on his way to are city

Philly needs more roustings like this to route out the criminal element and take back control of the city. The occupants of the house should be glad that they weren’t faced with bullets, bulldozers or C4!

Yes they did have probable cause. You bleeding heart liberals are pathetic. Stop believing that the police dont have a right to look for suspected criminals. These folks have the motive for destroying the cameras, they were in the vicinity and refused to show ID when the police went to the home. WAKE UP! This aint kindergarten

Dude looks like complete White Trash. Looks like he should be working for Eddie Welch Landscaping

This clown is guilty of something – the police don’t just pick random houses and trash them.

O-K, so the guy is a social lefty do gooder living in a ghetto where one of the locals would probably shank him to death anyway. It’s just a matter of time. So he has an “agenda”. Everybody has an agenda. He’s not harming anybody. It’s just that this type of flake tends to get the blood of authority figures boiling and causes them to do gestapo like things because they probably don’t get enough sex at home and are frustrated. To quote that well known dirt bag Rodney King the only time he ever got anything right in his miserable life: “Can’t we all just get along?”

Let’s give Philadelphia a big hand, everybody. Birthplace of liberty! Can you dig it?



Recently, a 30-year old man was detained at London’s Heathrow airport, apparently for wearing a t-shirt featuring a robot from the Transformers film holding a large gun. (Also- the fellow’s profession? IT Consultant. Anyone shocked? No? Very good, then, moving along…)

Mr Jayakody said the first guard started joking with him about the Transformers character depicted on his French Connection T-shirt.

‘”Then he explains that since Megatron is holding a gun, I’m not allowed to fly,’ he said.

‘It’s a 40ft tall cartoon robot with a gun as an arm. There is no way this shirt is offensive in any way, and what I’m going to use the shirt to pretend I have a gun?

He was cooperative with the supervisor and took off the the ‘offensive’ T-shirt, replacing it with another shirt in his carry on luggage.

A spokesman for Heathrow operator BAA said: ‘If a T-shirt had a rude word or a bomb on it, for example, a passenger may be asked to remove it.

Well, to be fair, the film was quite a critical bomb, so it sort of fits, but we’ll leave that aside for the moment.

Now- one would think that the commenters on this story would leap upon it like a pack of rabid steampunk watch-wearing BoingBoing readers, full of indignant rage, shocked to the core that an airport security person had overstepped their bounds, for the first time in the history of anything, anywhere. But no! Instead, we get some editorializing about the gentleman’s sartorial choices-

I m more interested in why a 30 year old man is wearing a transformer t-shirt to begin with?

I can’t believe he made it past the fashion police.

If I were the cop, I would pull him aside and let him in on the secret of push ups and sit ups in the morning…

A 30 year old wearing a “Transformers” t-shirt? I reckon that’s offensive enough to prevent someone boarding. Grow up man, act your age.

And being from French Connection doesn’t make it any more acceptable.

Ermm… the bloke is 30. He’s wearing a t-shirt on a business trip. It depicts a child’s toy.

There is a problem here, and it has nothing to do with airport security….

He’s a grown man wearing a ‘Transformers’ Tee Shirt!

One wonders which cartoon character he has on his duvet and pyjamas.

Mr. Jaykody may not even know that, himself-

He keeps saying Megatron when it is Optimus Prime. Does he even know what shirt he is wearing?

Now, before we go- can we get just one Godwin? For the road?

Pity he caved in so easily to the Nazi Stormtroopers.

Ahhh… thank you.



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