That is subjecting this child to bad language. I think she probably get sworn around a lot!


by Kevin Church

OK, you’ll need to watch the below video which is, for the record, completely adorable. You may want to ensure that your boss isn’t in earshot if a toddler uttering a curse word is against company policy.

(It’s probably against company policy, but really, c’mon…)

Now, please enjoy this brilliant short film entitled Child says “frog”?

Of course, MySpacers have to have their say:

i hope that by the time she is in kindergarten ,the teacher will say,now whatever ur name is(lolz sry),say frog,and then she goes faaaack,and so ya lol but it was cute

OK, then.

Hey, what happened in this video, again?

ya ya she said fuck not frog ha ha

This person is very upset at the obviously squalid, curse-filled conditions this child is being raised in:

Why would the parent of this child carry on telling her to say ‘frog’ when she says fuck. That is subjecting this child to bad language. I think she probably get sworn around a lot!

When there’s this person, who thinks that discipline needs to be maintained:

OMFG That child needs to get a beating! What a little brat! She should know better! A close family member will die tommorow if you don’t repost this.

Wait, what?

Of course, there’s some haters. There’s always haters. I’m ignoring the usual racist shit (no, seriously, these people are racists against Asian babies that haven’t even had time to learn how to drive badly or do really well in math) and focusing on one that features something that makes me into an out-and-out hater:

wow…a kid says “fuck” how hilarious :-/ lol

I hate people who LOL at their own damn “funny comments.” It’s like the world’s shittiest laughtrack, turned up to 10.



WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER


by Kevin Church

Words can only interfere with this straightforward and direct statement of masculine solidarity, so please, appreciate the fine ASCII art and enjoy the 14 misspellings that really take this MySpace comment to the gold club.



Theory is a blind man in a dark room.


by Kevin Church

National Geographic posts a video on MySpace about Neanderthals playing games and making glue. You can probably guess what happens when some people are confronted with the idea that we weren’t born wearing Abercrombie and Fitch khakis and driving hybrid cars.

Jordan’s apparently upset as this goes against their own theories:

they say people are getting dumber not smarter. are bodies are getting weaker, and are food has less nutrion. so why would I believe that my ancestors were neanderthals? they have no proof of them and what little evidence they say they have, is false

Joewald feels the need to engage such pseudoscientific mumbo-jumbo with:

Well you’re right about one thing Jordan. People are getting dumber . You personally, are a fantastic example. The words “our” and “are” aren’t even supposed to be synonyms, and you somehow confuse the two.

Jordan, of course, is unhappy at having their grammar mocked and comes up with this bon mot after discovering that his or her shift key may or may not work:

I admit my grammar is not the best. notice that everything they say is a theory, and theory is a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat that isn’t there. if God does not exsist then why is everyone trying so hard to disprove it?

Mike responds with:

you ask why we are trying to disprove god?so people will stop lieng to themselves and killing eachother of completely foolish beliefs,and btw,a theory means all evidence points to it,and in a few decades humans will have no pinky toes,there is proof

Apparently he didn’t attend the same school as JoeWald. Thankfully, we have a voice of reason in Trevor:

Theory is something that is basically true, but there really isn’t any way to prove it…Gravity is a theory, but you can’t really prove it because it’s impossible.

My personal favorite, however, comes from someone known only as…TWISTED.

evolution IS intelligent design

and UFO’s are actually time machines; “aliens” are us from the future

peace out