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		<title>Lulu: Please Don&#8217;t Self-Publish Your Autobiography</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Madonna and Me: Misadventures of a would-be pop star For twenty years singer/songwriter/bass-player Nikki Racklin sat poised on the fringes of the music industry, breathlessly expecting stardom to come calling. During this time, an intriguingly-named Italian-American singer dressed in sardonic baby doll lace went from obscurity to iconic status. This witty and amusing memoir charts [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/515958">Madonna and Me: Misadventures of a would-be pop star</a></p>
<blockquote><p>For twenty years singer/songwriter/bass-player Nikki Racklin sat poised on the fringes of the music industry, breathlessly expecting stardom to come calling. During this time, an intriguingly-named Italian-American singer dressed in sardonic baby doll lace went from obscurity to iconic status. This witty and amusing memoir charts Nikki’s odyssey and will resonate with anyone who’s ever had a dream.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/97544"><br />
I Fell in Love with a Con Man by Elizabeth Grzeszczyk</a></p>
<blockquote><p>While on a business trip in Miami, Elizabeth Grzeszczyk meets a man who introduces himself as Dr. Jonathan Palmer, the former British Formula One Grand Prix race car driver. He quickly steals her heart, and her life becomes a whirlwind as she is swept up into his glamorous lifestyle. When Elizabeth discovers he is really an internationally wanted con man, Jonathan Nigel-Philip Kern, her life spirals downward. Determined not to let this man ruin her life, Elizabeth fights back. When she is transferred to work in Europe, she has the chance of a lifetime to testify against the con man in a Paris courtroom.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/43654">TO LIVE OR MAYBE NOT by Gary Revel</a></p>
<blockquote><p>An authorized biographical work of Gary Revel. A Gary Revel book including details of his youth, early life, US Navy exploits, Music Business in Hollywood California-Nashville Tennessee as well as his 1977 investigation of the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. in association with the House Select Committee on Assassinations (HSCA). and more. The book is available here at LULU.COM as well as AMAZON.COM, TARGET.COM and other locations.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/491939"><br />
Brave- An American Vision Quest</a></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8221; Brave stirred me in a way few books have. Its soul searching honesty made my pulse race and my palms sweaty. This book will wrestle you to the ground and leave you wondering what happened. But you will get up a much better person.&#8221; -says Paul from Rapid City, South Dakota. Are you brave enough to face your fears and live your dreams? Jarod Osborne&#8217;s vision quest was a journey of self-discovery that led him to the heart of poverty, doubt, devastation and courage. This true story will take you through the city, the wilderness, the boxing ring, the monastery, and finally to the end of the rainbow to discover a treasure worth more than gold!</p></blockquote>
<p>Perhaps it is just me but if something wrestles me to the ground and leaves me wondering what happened, I don&#8217;t look at that as a positive experience.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1327425">Jen &amp; the Art of Foot Seduction</a></p>
<blockquote><p>JenSorel is one of the most compelling writers of foot fetish erotica.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve ever read her, you know. She has the ability to seize a reader and submerge them within the moments and the memories she chooses to recount. She writes about what she knows and, much to our delight, she knows feet. Her finest features and her voracious desires fuel many an escapade.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s no better way to say it than, &#8220;Everyone that meets Jennifer wants to get two feet closer.&#8221;</p>
<p>Now you can get two feet closer with &#8220;Jen &amp; the Art of Foot Seduction.&#8221; It&#8217;s a must-read for anyone with a love for feet.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/2357969">Scar Tissue</a></p>
<blockquote><p>A woman going through emotional turmoil with more than her fair share of psychological and real life bumps in the road finds her only way to clear her head and maintain any level of sanity is artistic outlet. These are her memoirs, her poetry, her artwork, and the deepest, darkest inner workings of her mind when it&#8217;s at its worst. The journal entries and poetry in this book are vague so they can be left open to interpretation so that hopefully someday someone will pick up this book and feel a little less alone in the world, and perhaps just find some words of comfort that somewhere on this planet someone felt the same way.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1191133">We Are Not Alone: Mom, Dad, ET and Me: or, How I Grew Up To Be a Person Who Thinks Extraterrestrial Contact Matters</a></p>
<blockquote><p>One of the personal peculiarities that drew my parents together was a shared love for chasing UFOs. This was the early Sixties, before the New Age had twisted the sport into an expensive tourist attraction. In their day, it took guts. There was no cruise director holding your hand, no air-conditioned tour bus to protect you from the blistering desert sun, no security guard to warn you when you were getting too close&#8230;</p>
<p>A squeal of tires as the open convertible veers from the pavement. A grinding moan as the engine adjusts to the floored accelerator. The steady clatter of rocks pelting the undercarriage, zinging up into the air as the car rockets across the open sand.</p>
<p>&#8220;Get a picture! Quick! Before it moves!&#8221;&#8230;</p></blockquote>
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