I too have bought the DLC and have not played it. I have a lot of other games to play.


by Brought to you by Carl's, Jr.

In the world of grown ups, there are many things you will find are not to your taste. Because you’re busy with a job and family and life, “not liking something” is pretty good motivation to discard it and move on. You certainly wouldn’t hang around the internet looking for articles and announcements about the thing you don’t like in order to harangue it for no appreciable gain… right?

Well, do you own a console?

Such is the case with Fable II, the immersive 2008 RPG that boasted a heavy emphasis on storytelling and far-reaching consequences for the player’s actions. One friend cannily pointed out that Fable II is something like a cross between The Sims and The Legend of Zelda. Just so.

The makers of Fable II have announced the second downloadable content (DLC) pack for the extremely reasonable price of about $5. You would think this would be a point of interest for fans and something to ignore for everyone else… and yet.

I downloaded the first DLC, but I haven’t played it. I’m relishing life spent outside of the Peter Molyneux hype machine of ridiculously inflated expectations.

I too have bought the DLC and have not played it. I have a lot of other games to play. Ones where they don’t hold my hand the whole way through.

At first glance this doesn’t make any damn sense: two morons acting like they got one over on a game studio by purchasing the product and then not playing it. But you need to understand something about the entitlement mindset of gamers.

To a gamer, it is inconceivable that they not own anything that rouses their interest even a little; any product that so much as flashes its ankle at them must be owned, even if it is not enjoyed or (in this case) even played. Gamers, rather than exert some iota of self-control by being wiser with their money and time, then reflexively rail against their masters in some limp attempt at regaining some control of their lives. Lucky for us, the Internet has enabled them to do all this in public.

Let’s check out this gamer’s dilemma.

I bought the DLC and started to play it, then my girlfriend took the controller for a killing spree on Knothole Island and manage to “break” the expansion.
Do I download the new one and get rid of the girlfriend or ignore it?

The advice comes in fast and furious:

The girlfriend a real gamer? If so keep her. But if she is a Wii generation gamer I’d move along. You don’t want one of them trying to tell you how to play a game.

That bit of sage wisdom comes from “DravenX23,” the same guy who stated above that he didn’t like it when games (or, presumably, live human women) “hold his hand.” Not content with that bit of overblown pomposity, DravenX23 further discusses what to him is “real” gaming.

What does Rock Band have to do with gaming? I’m talking actual games. Not the casual stuff.

But good glad she has gone back to the classics. best way to go to get her to understand the difference between old school and new school.

If she can beat Mega Man then you sir have found a great gamer wife.

Someone quite rightly responds that there’s very little that’s “casual” about much of Rock Band’s following, but ah, that way lies fallacy, says Draven.

Just because it has a hardcore fanbase doesn’t mean much. Twilight and High School Musical have tons of fans that would do anything for that stuff. Doesn’t mean its more then it is.

Rhythm games are by nature casual games. Nothing wrong with what it is. But in the end its just people hitting the buttons they see on the screen.

Unlike other games, of course, which are more mature because you have to memorize the buttons first.

Further down-thread, a Fable II fan reminds everyone that the point of the game is not the “challenge” (which would be that button-mashing bit Draven was talking about, only don’t confuse that with the wrong kind of button-mashing) but rather experiencing a good story that you yourself have a large hand in creating. Draven, predictably, misses the point.

So to make it a ‘Real Game’ I have to play it naked and with a wooden sword? Sure there are lots of ways to make the game more challenging. But I didn’t think it was MY job to make the game harder for myself.

I know I am too old to understand the fun of beating an easy game that holds your hand. I was the guy laughing at kids who brag about beating a game when they used the Game Genie. Is it really an experience when there is no challenge?

I wonder what seeing a movie with this guy is like. Did he walk out of The Godfather griping that it was all this B.S. about tragedy and the inescapable gravity of family and how come it was so easy for Michael Corleone to take over, huh? Back in my day, movie mobsters had to work to take over the family business…

It’s pointed out that Draven is completely missing the point, but really, how can you argue with someone who says something like this with complete sincerity?

Gamers used to have pride.

And that pride is increasingly tarnished by morons like you, DravenX23. Keep on rocking.



La la la la la la la la la Katamari Fanfiction!


by evilolive

Proof that the fanfictioneers will use almost anything to inspire their creations, I bring you Katamari Fanfiction:

Hard Boiled Katamari and the End of the World:

Johnson picked up on it before I did, and I’m supposed to be the smart one. Was supposed to be the smart one. He just looked at me, with those eyes, the eyes of someone who’s seen their fate and knows how it’s going to end up. You see that a lot nowdays. He told me, “Tell Mari I love her.” and took out his gun, that silly little pistol. He’d never fired it before. He once told me, late at night, how he had once had to aim it at someone, and it had given him nightmares for a week.

He fired it now. And I swear that thing turned to face him, like a bull to a red flag. He kept firing, unloading all his bullets. Didn’t even make a scratch. Then it was on him and I saw the life crushed out of him under that thing, the lump of everything mankind had made, now turned against us.

I ran.


Why Tycho Quit Drinking

The King of All Cosmos stumbles home in the dark. It really is quite dark out, much darker than it should be. It’s a tad distressing, really, just how dark it is, but he can’t quite put his finger on why. Because his fingers are very, very big, and he is very, very drunk.

It had been a fantastic night out on the Universe. First, there was open mike night at the local bar. He’d strummed his guitar, composed a trio of adorable haiku, found a word that rhymed with orange, and then finished it all off with a rousing Tom Jones medley. The crowd went wild and he graciously blew kisses to his swooning fans, autographing whatever was handy — napkins, things you wear on your head, children.

Keeper Of The Bud

The small Prince walked up to his father, The King Of The Cosmos and craned his neck to look up. “Oh tiny Prince, I have a job for you.” He said. “More stars giant father with the big bulge?” The Prince asked. “No. I’m sending you to Earth to roll up…DRUGS!” He boomed.



Violence has been a part of human history much longer than homosexuality


by Ted Grant

Video-games for parents site What They Play recently conducted a poll on what in-game materials parents find the most objectionable. “A graphically severed human head” was offensive to 26% of parents polled. “Two men kissing” was the most offensive to 27%.

Yes, let’s let that one sink in for a moment, shall we?

Here’s what some commentators had to say:

I would have voted for two men kissing over graphic head removal. I have nothing against gay people, I used to have a gay friend. But, seeing that is nasty. Even the thought of it is disgusting. Maybe my opinion will change when I become a parent.

He “used to have a gay friend?” Color me surprised by the use of the past-tense there.

I’m sure the parents would prefer games without severed heads or homosexual themes. Violence has been a part of human history much longer than homosexuality so I’m not that surprised.

Aw, but without severed heads or men kissing, what’s the point of even playing video-games?

Just because something has happened throughout history doesn’t make it “natural”. You are forgetting that people have free wills. I’m sure ancient Greek soldiers and the like could have chosen to not take young boys to battle with them. Today’s soldiers don’t do that. I doubt that they would even if it was legal.

Yeah, those Spartans were a bunch of wimps anyway…

Maybe you didn’t choose to do any of these things, but that doesn’t mean the feelings you have are natural feelings. Satan is a deceiver. No offense to you, but when a person has been deceived, they don’t know that they’ve been deceived. Satan can put those thoughts in one’s head and make them seem completely natural. That doesn’t mean they are natural though.

You know, if Satan really is tricking people into being gay, I can’t help but think that it’s an incredibly stupid way to be spending his time. Shouldn’t he be corrupting politicians and business leaders and…oh, wait…

Sorry, I disagree with the poll…2 men kissing would be the worst! I play games to escape reality and crappy politics..not to have gayness forced on me by having to see that. Sorry, but there’s a political side to it pure and dimple.once that’s accepted Mario and Luigi could take on a completely different meaning.

Why do they always go to the incest well? I mean, honestly!



Note: Rule #17 is Optional


by pico -d gallo

Long ago the usenet groups for role-playing games had a problem with a user called “Marcus Arronous NRN”. And “tsr0″. And “Hitesh”. And “C++”. And more. It seems that he was a bit vocal and persistent in getting attention about his homemade RPG, Hybrid. Despite the amazing premise of the RPG — everything in it was derived from a single rule! — he couldn’t seem to stir interest in it.

This is probably because Marcus Arronous NRN, et. al. was batshit insane, as was his game.

Hybrid began its life as “the one-sentence RPG”. Then it became the “one-paragraph RPG”. Then he got a web page (be patient, I shall link there in a moment) and it metastasized.

There are now over 500 rules to Hybrid. “Not a problem,” you imagine. “Most RPGs have plenty of rules.” True, but they don’t have rules like this.

RULE # 223: You can using the cloning equation to figure out the # of people that you can effect telepathically. And, you can use the nuclear equation to figure out the radius within which that you can affect others, but you can use topology to increase the maximum distance that you can affect some particular individual. And, the same method of topology, you can, also, generate or simulate singularity (black hole): % = X^X, where X = (C2/M); or, % = Y^Z, where Y = (C1/10) & Z = exponent, which is inverse exponent that is used on his Life Span.

And no, reading rules 0-222 don’t make it any clearer. See for yourself: The Hybrid RPG Website.

You’ll notice that the rules aren’t in order. I assure you that the early rules are in there, just buried. At some point the “rules” become political/societal/just plain crazy observations, instead of anything having to do with the game.

RULE # 228: Pilot Varsity makes an excellent dip pen.

RULE # 229: Rate of $ inflation seems to double every 10 years; cause is due to politically incorrect reasons.

The author is particularly interested in Marvel Comics, and he talks as though the Marvel Universe RPG was the inspiration for Hybrid, but there are also references to other pop culture phenomena in the rules. You’ll come across Star Trek, Digimon, Godzilla, Smallville, Buck Rogers (TV series), Yu-Gi-Oh, Doctor Who, Xena, The Powerpuff Girls, Star Blazers, Wishmaster, and plenty more, including other — actually playable — RPGs.

There are a number of rules that refer to “building a nuclear bomb for the price of a beer can” but I think it’s too soon to worry. The whole thing is like an intricate fractal of crazy; the deeper you look, the more crazy you see.

He’s also very concerned about women.

RULE # 332: Feminism, Pandora’s Box, is the result or side effect of giving away too much rights & powers to women by foolish men & corrupt politicians & western religious fanatics in USA & other Christian nations, with the worst offenders being USA & Israel, which has not only has a white (Russian women) slave trade but Israel may cause World War iii(3) by kidnapping & raping Russian women, and USA with their insane sodomy laws, where some states make it illegal to kiss your own wife or/and girlfriend…

(it goes on for some time.) He then obsesses about rape for a while, opining that “there is no rape if a man rapes his girlfriend, since before feminism, men were allowed to rape his wife, since most women are frigid or have mood swings, as long as she is his girlfriend during the time that he rape his woman, the same if she his wife” (Part of a large digression in Rule #0.)

At one point he develops a new stat for the game: ARV (Anti Rape Variable), for which the value of the US is 4. Islam has an ARV of 2. But before you think this is condoning Islam (note: he doesn’t seem to like Jews either), check out Rule 375, in which the Hybrid RPG has equations to determine the perfect religion. Islam falls short.

It’s easy to think this guy is just having a laugh, just a troll. That’s what the usenet groups used to think. But consider that he’s been at this for at least seven years. He has gone back and revised some of these rules; there are references to current shows such as Dexter in older rules, as well as references to current events. I’ve been popping in on the site for a few years now and can verify that although he was never very woman-friendly (an earlier version of Hybrid allowed players to be a male or an animal but not a woman) the anti-feminism and rape stuff is fairly recent.

If you want to back away now and pretend you’ve never ventured into this man’s mind, I don’t blame you. But if you’d like to see more, then you need to bookmark The Hybrid RPG Blog. Active since 2006, and updated as recently as March 19, the blog traces the continuing development of the Hybrid RPG/the author’s psychosis. The current entry describes Rule 550.0183 which has to do with predicting someone’s GPA, supposedly.

On the one hand, the Hybrid Author is a bizarre man with no communication skills, hatred of women, poor understanding of (but utter faith in) science and math, and encyclopedic knowledge of RPGs, the Marvel Universe, and other pop-culture ephemera. If those things make him crazy, then you’ll need to commit most of the remaining geek world as well.



they could sell speter army pack booters


by Charlie Bebattica

The Soulstorm expansion for Dawn of War, a PC real-time strategy game set in the Warhammer 40k universe, was released a couple of week ago. The stand-alone expansion featured two new playable armies and added aerial units to the mix, as well.

Over at Gamespot, the fans reaction to the changes has been mixed. Here are a couple of choice excerpts from the debate.

First we have “midn8t,” doing his best to articulate his feelings (via his thumbs and a broken keyboard, apparently):

warhamemr 40,000 RTS was nice wow it lasted but the thing kills it for me is the zoom level sucks, along wiht fact that I like table top game better.

This expasion pack seems bit weak though. I just wish they would realse the turn based table top game on the PC. it be a killer money making schem, You have the stand alone game for 45 to 50$ comes with one army, and thent they could sell speter army pack booters for 25$ or so each.

but Ill stick wtih my superem commander for a RTS..

“LegionofClouds,” on the other hand, is more concerned about stability and balance issues, not to mention the terrifying prospect of being violated from above:

I kind of feel the air will be unbalanced and make the whole new equation much more harder to balance which will either lead to :
a) A long time and many patches before the air is finally settled into its own niche
OR b) Not balanced at all leading to horrible air rape games

You heard the man — KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES!



All of that said, and agreed with, let’s not forget dear ol’ Slaanesh


by Charlie Bebattica

The fictional future universe of the Warhammer 40k franchises is a dark and dangerous place where humanity, led by a willfully ignorant and belligerent theocratic bureaucracy, struggles to survive against all manner of threats from within and without.

So what do the people of the imaginary 41st Millennium think of homosexuality? An important question, and one brought up in this thread from Black Industries’ official 40k RPG forum.

“Sergeant Brother” gets things rolling with a request for suggestions regarding something another game master would have handled in-group:

And it made me wonder about how sex is viewed generally within the Imperium. I kinda get the impression that many professions within the Imperium are a kind of cleric who would seem to be celibate. It seems like both the Cleric and Tech Priests would be chaste and celibate, though I haven’t seen any specific mention of anything like that. I kinda feel like psykers might be too, or at least encouraged not to have sex or romantic relationships – and the player who asked me about homosexuality is playing a psyker character.

Does anybody know about any fluff sources that address the issue of sex, love, and romance in the Imperium or have any theories or feelings on what is typically expected from different careers in this regard?

…and surprisingly enough, the discussion begins rather reasonably with members attempting to extrapolate answers from two decades’ worth of contradictory officially published material. Not that there aren’t occasional hints of things to come.

“grimsnagga” evokes the Lord of Pleasure:

All of that said, and agreed with, let’s not forget dear ol’ Slaanesh, the chaos-god of BDSM. On the one hand, I think the Imperium’s approach to sexuality in general would vary depending on the culture of the world you’re on. On the other hand, wandering into the murkier side of alternative lifestyles definately runs the risk of entering into the realm of the Prince of Chaos. Therefore, I would expect behaviors of that nature would be strictly condemned and preached against.

..while “Monomachy” issues an all-caps mandate:

AS CITIZENS OF THE IMPERIUM IT IS YOUR COLLECTIVE DUTY TO REPRODUCE AND ENSURE ITS CONTINUATION.

…and “Luddite” offers an itinerary for an Imperium sex cruise:

In reality (real world)’ sexual norms are culturally derived and i see no reason why there wouldn’t be a similar disprate set of attitudes across the worlds of the Imperium.

Victori IV – heavily influenced by the Ecclesiarchy and a rigid morailty, any sex other than ‘married for procreation’ is seen as ‘dirty’ and criminalised.

Attica Primas – amod the columns and agoras, homosexuality and pederasty are the sexual norms.

Neo Jorvik – sexual promiscuity and personal choice are the norms with all forms accepted.

Drudge’s World – everyone works too hard to even consider sex…except during winter when the ‘baby-making season’ ensues as the fields cannot be tilled and there’s nothing else to do.

Xinxiang – You must have a license to commit sex…

Lolitas – consenting age is puberty, and sexual pairing is made by parent councils, with the first couplings being openly before the council…

Bonobos – the sex between all sexes is used as social bonding…

The options are entire yours to define…

Then “Heretek” decides to let the Nazis out of the bag…

True enough but after reading a particularly ignorant post I just thought I’d have my 2 cents heard… As for gays and fascist regimes… I don’t think personally it would have been an issue.. look at the ancient greeks for one, as long as you were doing your duty (which included breeding) no one cared… The Nazis were also particularly lenient when it came to this for the most part… I could suggest a few good books on it, Hitlers actual sexual preference is also an open question… so as far as being “Gay” or otherwise in a quasi fascist order can be handled what difference does it really make? there is no canon nor most likely will there will there ever be any.. Unless we get Hotties of the Soritas pin up girl calanders and Hunks of the Black Templar’s playgirl edition…lol… I mean really it just ends up being what ever one wants it to be and it should stay there.

…and just so no one gets the wrong idea, he has read books…lots of them:

I’m not ignorant to the facts, to the contrary I’ve done a considerable amount of reading and research on the subject of the sexual politics and fascism, the ideas I’ve read expressed on fascism, in this forum in general is a Anglo demonization of the fascist movement, it’s not 1942 anymore please stop with the wartime propaganda that has already been disproved… anyway I’m not responding to this anymore since it’s a history lesson nor am I implying that fascists are nice people, nor denying the holocaust or that the gay movement and Nazism had anything to do with one another except that individuals who were gay were both involved and prospered in fascist states…

It’s a shame the moderators temp-banned him after that, I had the feeling he was just getting warmed up…



blah soooo dissapointed


by Charlie Bebattica

Perhaps those tax refund dollars are burning a hole in your wallet, and you’ve made the decision to put aside your reliable TurboGrafx-16 and enter the vibrant world of next-gen console gaming. Which system should you choose? Each has their own strengths and weaknesses, and it can be a daunting decision to make, especially considering the not-insignificant cash outlay involved.

Have no fear, friends. EBGames’s customer reviews are there to help you make the right choice. Let us bask in their sagacity:

“friend” uses beatnik poetry and the occult to advocate on behalf of Sony:

every body get a ps3 you will be glad if u did because it doesint over heat its basicly like a computer but some people dont understand it doesint come with a hd cord witch are like 20 bucks and to charge the remote u use a usb cord instead of buying a sepreat one and online is totaly free i dont think xbox live is free so get a ps3

“a PS3 and wii owner” with a similar grasp of the English language concurs:

this is bad I was so mad i played it for about 1 day and i was so bord so i went back and bought a PS3 it is so sweeeeeeeeeet i have been stuck on it seens i bought it about 1 year ago the games are beter everthing is beter about it so dont get a 360 get a PS3.

“superlink1233″ gives the XBox 360 a five star review…despite not having purchased the console yet:

okay so i havea job and i im getting payed next week on the 9thteenth and i want to buy a xbox 360. but im reading gamer reviews about the ROD(rings of death). is this console worth most of my paycheck? is it worth me mailing it to microsoft if i ever come across the rod pleaseeeee let me know. also how long does people have to play there xbox 360 a day to decrease breaking. please respond. to this thank you

The Xbox 360’s notorious “red rings of death” overheating problem? Nothing that can’t be solved with some terrycloth and sympathetic magic, according to this acolyte of the machine spirits:

Ok to fix your xbox 360 with ring of death you must first leave the xbox on then put 2 towels, witch it would reheat the xbox and fix it,then wait 20 minutes get the towels off and disconnect the cable from xbox connect it again and
turn it on it should work fine.)

“BmxEvol” is all about the “braging rites,” which I suspect are like sacrificial rites, only performed in the rumpus room, and chanted in the cthonic language of l33t :

I love my 360, I just got a ps3 and i love it also but theres no gamer score AKA no braging rites. The PS3 Is a computer and a 360 is a game system so if you have a computer id gett this. Halo 3 is going to make people buy alot more 360s. Microsoft did a good thing that sony did not they do not make xbox games anymore so now everyone has a 360.

“dementedtool” wants to set the record straight, coherency be damned:

dont think of my as a sony fan boy i’m not far from it but i’v had 2 360 systems both which have broke on me and i dont know what some people are saying about oh keep good care of it and it’ll last forever -_- i bearly played it when i had it i work from 10am to 8pm mon-fri so i dont have alot of time to play i kept the system laying down not standing nothing even came close to touching it DVDs never came near it and on both accounts they had broke. its an amazing system with great games but if you buy one spend the extra $50 on the warrenty at EB its worth it today after work i’m stoping by Gamestop and getting a PS3 cuz i haveent read as many bad reveiw almost no accounts of system crashing

Finally, “game assassin#7″ wants you to feel his pain even as he channels Ryan Seacrest’s unholy power:

This game is terrible i got halo3 and the game got the rings of death after 2-min. of gameplay imagine my pain im getting a ps3 after a couple of paychecks so i can get the system cool games and a extra joystick i’ll review the ps3 in a month or so game assassin out

Well, I’ve certainly made up my mind, and my decision is to forget about videogaming entirely and invest in a set of Jarts instead.



Wow means nothing now


by Ted Grant

Draigar is upset that, these days, anyone can have a “good” character in World of Warcraft just by putting in playing time, not by being an excellent player.

Before BC, I had a Grand Marshel Rogue in full epic pvp gear and both the swords.

I had a full T2 priest and a 5/8 T2 hunter. I was in the best raid guild, had top of the line gear (Untill naxx when I said screw raiding) and was a RL of the guild. I was full epics on 3 toon, that was sweet.

Now, every Tom %#@% and harrry has 2 70’s and there both full S1 or some sort of epics.

Sence BC i gave up on being a hardcore raider and pvp just isnt my thing, I got my former GM rogue whos in 3/5 T4 and a alli shammy in 2/5 T4. The only thing Im proud of is haveing 7 70’s.

Back before BC getting epics and being good was hard, now its a joke, not to mention raids are easy mode and you can AFK for epics.

This is why I plan to canncel my account as soon as I finish getting a 70 of every class.

Anyone else feeling how empty wow feels now. It lacks importance and fullness.

Oh and In before angry 12 year olds make fun of how much they think I play, if you have half a brain you can get 1-70 in 3 or 4 weeks.

(Translated, what most of that means is: He had a character who was a priest and a character who was a hunter, both in good equipment, achieved through going on “dungeon raids” in the game. But since the Burning Crusade expansion was released for the game, it is too easy for other people to get good equipment for their characters without neccessarily going on difficult and time-consuming “dungeon raids. “Now he plans to quit the game after he gets a level 70 character in each of the game’s character classes, but will continue to pay the $15 a month fee until he does so.)

Other players respond in various ways. Football is mentioned frequently.

WoW is increasingly becoming a bad game for people who want their game to mean something. The something in this case is “Haha! Look at me! I play this game so much more than you – therefore I have this fancy gear! You will never, ever have it!! DROOL, PEON!!”

This is a good thing.

I dont get it. People can be proud of scoring touch downs in meaning less games like High School Football but soon as someone says that a video game had more meaning to it when you had to put in a decent amount of time in it they say it shouldn’t matter..

Because football is a sport that takes physical training and discipline to be good at. You can’t even compare it to a video game because all you have to do is sit on your fat ass and push buttons.

Training for high school football was about 2 hour practice for 5 days a week, how can you compare that to 4 hours a night in naxx?

Any idiot can push keys on a keyboard. It actually (did) take skill, finesse, and lots of practice to get good at PvPing. Skill used to show, skill used to mean something.

It actually takes time and practice to get good at (most) videogames. And normally it shows.

Now of course just roll a Druid for Arenas and a Hunter for everything else and you can own face by slamming your head on a keyboard.

I can kind of feel you on this, arena really has degraded what epics meant. I mean, look at the difference between people in full t4, and people in full season 1 arena. There are probably 50-60 people in full season 1 arena gear for every 1 in full t4.

There are a ton of people who have acquired a 134 dps two hand weapons through arena, and only a handful who have actual looted them off a raid boss.

It is important that everyone gets to participate and all, but seriously, if every single person in the world had a ferrari would they be cool anymore?? I dont even inspect people anymore becuase there are no epics that excite me, everyone is using the exact same gear.

At no point in the conversation does the question of “are you having fun playing the game?” get asked.



Blood ran from his wound and he started to see red as he had saw the only woman in his life he loved take his sack and leave him there bleeding to death.


by Kevin Church

I was warned not to do it.  I was told that once one dives into the murky swamp that is FanFiction.net, you will lose your way forevermore, doomed to wander the earth as a poor wretch, unable to communicate clearly or have an idea that’s not somehow related to Silverhawks or  Land of the Lost.  To those cowards I say “I AM KIR-OK!”  and give you the beautifully-titled Grand Theft Equus.  Here’s the introduction:

Hello once again, this is Vortus with another story. I had come up with this idea three years ago to mix two of the greatest games of all time Legend of Zelda and Grand Theft Auto. I don’t know if it will work or not but what the hell this is fiction right? Zelda characters and races from Ocarina of Time are owned by Nintendo and not myself, the character names and major elements of GTA are owned by Rockstar games so enjoy.

I think you know what you have to do.