AND, LO, THERE WAS A GREAT CONVERGENCE.

The two most beloved topics here at the Get Off the Internet offices are the wild and crazy world of fandom and the violent and crazy world of internet news comments. For some time now, our researchers have been endeavoring to find a way to somehow combine the two. Then, suddenly, when no one was looking, it dropped right into our internet laps.

The NBC series Chuck has been struggling throughout much of its life. Once again being threatened with cancellation, its fans opted to hold a bunch of “flash mobs” across the country, which would somehow convince programming executives to spend millions of dollars on a show that has a niche audience at best. Four cities were chosen by the Chuck community- Chicago, Seattle, San Diego and [wait for it] Philadelphia.

NOW, as has been documented in these very pages, Philadelphia has had a, shall we say, difficult relationship with the concept of flash mobs of late. Where it conjures up large groups of hipsters, oh, I don’t know, shaking hands or something in other cities, here in Philadelphia, people associate the term with kids going nuts. So, when news of the Chuck event hit the political weblog of the Daily News (“The People Paper”), folks were a little uneasy.

Yeah, please, no more flash mobs. Will the show pay the legal costs for police if things get out of hand? Will they guarantee to foot the jail bill of anyone arrested?

“Out of hand.” People buying Subway sandwiches and dressing as employees of a fictional Best Buy knockoff. “Out of hand.”

Wow, anyone who flash mobs for another season of Chuck is an ultimate tool.

im starting a flash mob if there is another season of chuck

It’s YOUR city. Ruin it if you like. But when the city loses jobs and resources, (schools already suck!) look in the mirror before you rant!

Has anyone consulted The National Guard? As of yesterday mobs in this city have become so sophisticated that 4th and 5th graders are the targets of High School thugs with a baseball bat. It’s reported by the police there was only one bat but there’s some question as to whether it was wood or metal – what a relief!.

The National Guard. FOR FANS OF CHUCK.

Our prisons are full of “Chuck fans”. We should have “Chuck” banned from the airwaves.

These animals threw beer bottles at cop cars, turn cars over, beat up anybody walking by for no reason even old ladys and they have no respect for anything or anybody…anybody engaged in this type of behavior should be SHOT on sight..I bet ya flash mobs would cease to exists in a jippy.

Now, hold on. I don’t like Chuck, but shot on sight? Some of these people are forgetting the tragic and violent Sports Night riots of 2000, to our eternal national shame.

I kinda liked the idea of The Naked Bike Ride myself. The only thing more revealing than the event itself was the self-righteous outpouring of shock and dismay by the Puritanical, body-part loathers in the comments section here. Can’t somebody organize a Naked Flash Mob event, please?

Okay, dude, now you’re just being creepy. The comments section for the “Save Human Target” rallies are over there.



Oh, Stylo.


by Kevin Church

Gorillaz are, quite rightly, one of the internet’s favorite bands.  Composed of a vocalist from some big band and an illustrator who co-created a popular cartoon character along with musicians from slightly less popular, but still respected groups, they’ve managed to create a perfect twenty-first century pop act: cartoons that make compelling music and somehow get guest stars like Lou Reed and Snoop Dogg show up on their latest album, Plastic Beach.  They’ve redefined music marketing and promotion while maintaining an artistic integrity that’s admirable.

So, of course someone on the internet has drawn pornographic images featuring them in flagrante.  Here’s a censored version of an image that I discovered while searching for “Cyborg Noodle.”  (Noodle is Gorillaz’ guitarist and she’s apparently a brain in a robot body now, OK?)

There is not enough god damning I can do to the entirety of the internet for this one.





Monday night, a group of fans gathered in Austin, Texas for a showing of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, with a supposed ten-minute preview of J.J. Abrams’ upcoming Star Trek film and a brief discussion with the writers. What they got instead was a surprise appearance by Leonard Nimoy and a screening of the entire film, in advance of its “World Premiere” Tuesday night in Australia.

A fun night for a group of dedicated fans, and preliminary impressions over at TrekMovie.com are that a good time was had by all. In fact, the vast majority of responses over there are of the “Oh, you lucky bastards” sort, which is understandable. But, these are, at their hearts, nerds commenting anonymously on the internet, so by sheer mathematics, some will be unhappy. The added factor of Star Trek makes whatever graphing curve doodad you’d use to track this approach zero with its certainty. (That’s a math thing, right? I work in media relations, so I never have to do numbers work.)

Some are skeptical at the positive reviews, including one Mr. (I assume) “Harry Ballz”-

“after the event, the audience reaction was positive”

A crowd who loves Star Trek comes out to watch TWOK and, being treated to the world premiere of the new movie, the general reaction is “positive”? That’s it? After all this waiting and speculation, this is the initial review?

When Nimoy asked, “wouldn’t you rather see the new movie?”, the “crowd went wild”!!!

If you told me the crowd went wild AFTER seeing the movie, that would be good. To hear that the crowd feedback after seeing the movie was “positive”…..how underwhelming!!

We may be in trouble, folks!

you share my thoughts. That small paragraph lacked luster. This isnt exactly a whole hearted outpouring of joy and fantasticness! for the first time……i’m worried.

not even a “VERY positive”?

Seems silly. They kept this thing under such tight wraps for such a long time and now they just show the whole thing a month early. Might as well have released it at Christmas — I don’t get that at all.

Mr. Ballz again-

Notice they say, “the crowd applauded at the introduction to each character”, but NO mention of any applause when the movie ended?

Uh, oh……….

Oh, let’s get someone in here who can lighten things up a bi-

Human nature is present everywhere yet we are so blind to it.

What?

How am I going to stay spoiler free for a friggin month???!!!

I would guess by somehow not reading reviews that contain important plot details.

I find that really poor, they promised the premiere to Sydney and then other people see it first. There are people who are paying good money to see the world premiere that have just been had.

Ha-ha! Boo-hoo, you kangaroo-mutton-eating-boomerang-digeridoo-barbie-shrimpers! Suck it!

Shit. Mark your calendars guys. This is a day to remember. :) ))))))))))))

Yes, because there was a horrible 6.3 magnitude earthquake in Italy.

as we speak i just saw the Erin Esurance Star Trek preview during the late late show with craig furgeson

Why, that’s the next best thing!

Does it feel like sacriledge to prefer a film with the new cast over the original cast who made the roles?

sac·ri·lege
1 : a technical and not necessarily intrinsically outrageous violation (as improper reception of a sacrament) of what is sacred because consecrated to God
2 : gross irreverence toward a hallowed person, place, or thing

So, I guess I’d go with “not really.”

# 1: Biggest surprise in movie history? No.

The Gone with the Wind producers pulled almost the same trick with an audience in 1939.

Right- they were going to do it during a screening of Gone With The Wind II: The Wrath Of Andrew Sherman.

All that freshness the reviewers are so happy about… did that really need a mirror universe reboot prequel? Why couldn’t they get that freshness with most beautiful visuals and fast pace and action and fun and stuff… why couldn’t they do this in a proper sequel?

And I strongly believe a TNG era movie with that budget and vision would have rocked the house just as strong, or even stronger.

And the sets could have been extra-beige with that money!

I have a question for someone who has seen the film: what is the chemistry like between Pine and Quinto?

Hey- someone’s sharpening their slash-writing pencils!

Anyway- the movie’s out in a month or so and everyone can make their judgments then.

Some, however, are already looking toward the future-

Tom Welling For Superman – April 7, 2009

I hope the shat is in the sequel

As do we all, sir. As do we all.



At the 2008 San Diego Comic-Con, BOOM! Studios announced that they had obtained the license to create comics based on Jim Henson’s Muppets. The main title will, quite obviously, be The Muppet Show. The original show featured a format that would allow the publisher to create what amounts to an anthology with each issue, something they’ve already done with their Zombie Tales and Cthulhu Tales title. Acclaimed cartoonist Roger Langridge (whose Fred The Clown is spoken of in reverent tones) was assigned to create covers for the series and handle the framing sequences for the books.

BOOM! sent out a copy of the uninked, uncolored cover of the one of the issues out to a few sites, including The Muppet Newsflash. It appears below.

Setting aside the fact that the art is obviously unfinished and the phrase “check out a sample of Langridge’s preliminary penciling for one such cover on the right” appears in the post and that Langridge had won accolades for his work on the characters in the pages of Disney Adventures magazine, the sort of people that deeply worry over how their favorite puppets from a 30-year-old program are treated bring their knives out. The first few comments are sane, pointing out that they do or don’t like it, and mentioning specific reasons. Then it all goes pear-shaped when frogboy4 makes an appearance. Please note that the bolded lines are part of the original comment.

Rowlf and Gonzo are hideous! Is there any way the fans can give this guy feedback?

I do like his page layout compositions from what I have seen and some of the characters do take to his style, but the key ones like Kermit and Fozzie really suffer in this heavy handed over stylization that leaves more fingerprints of Langridge than of the Muppets! This smacks of individual artistic narcissism rather than respect for the Muppets that Jim Henson, Michael Frith and Don Sahlin created.

By tweaking a few of the designs and insuring the correct spelling of “Wocka Wocka” NOT “Wakka Wakka” as this artist has inked in the past, I think this could be both stylized and respectful to the subject matter. Someone contact this dude before it goes to print – please!

I will say that much of the art really does shine like Janice, but THAT GONZO IS UNFORGIVABLE! If I met this guy in person I’d hurl a chicken at him for that.

This should be a vehicle for the Muppets, not for an artist to make a bigger name for himself. I do believe he can easily back up from that line if he chose to do so. Let’s see if pride or quality will win out.


I’m not sure if threatening to hurl poultry at someone counts as assault; I’d recommend contacting a lawyer before pursuing such action, anyway.

Fletcher Bird responds to frogboy4 in an even-handed, if slightly patronizing tone that provides some perspective on the whole thing:

Wow, that’s some contrasting opinion right there…

I think we’re in very dangerous ground when fans cans start undermining the evolving creative process and nitpick character by character based on one extreme pose. Gonzo is certainly no worse than the Gilchrist overly cartoonized version of the eighties, and IMO will look fine when coloured.

It is important that Kermit always stays appealing, and i’m sure that will improve as things progress, but comic artworking is such a personal medium, that I really fear that too mauch extreme, ferocious reaction will create an unhealthy paranoia in the people behind this project to stop trusting their own instincts and not let it happen at all. There is sooooo much right about that image (Scooter!!!) that i’m happy to see how things turn out in full colour, and page by page, in context of Langridge’s stories.

Langridge’s sense of humour has proven itself to be magnificent in the past (on his previous own-creation books) and I really think we need to give him the chance here – I for one am delighted that Disney are willing to try something slightly different for these comics in a medium that is so perfect for experimenting in.

(Oh, and Frogboy, I think we can pick out the bits of your text that are the most important for ourselves without the bold, if that’s cool. It just sounds like you’re shouting and possibly being much more rude than you’re meaning to be :) )

frogboy4, of course, uses this as a chance to get on his pulpit once again and begin ranting about – I kid you not – the semiotics of Gonzo and the marketplace:

Fletcher Bird.

There is something of value here and that was expressed in my other post. There were a couple of compliments in there, but I am calling a major foul on this artist from what has been shown thus far. There is a reason why Boom and Disney decided to go with character photos for the cover of the ComicCon sampler rather than any of Langride’s art housed inside.

You are obviously a fan of the artist already, but much of this work with the Muppets misses the innate charm of the characters that translated easily into the Gilchrist cartoons. I have seen bad Muppet and Henson product in the past kill future plans for better stuff so yes, it is important to emphasize fan opinion boldly or otherwise. It is presumptuous to feel that fans should just eat up anything with the Muppet label. I am known to be one of the biggest supporters of good product and giving artists and creative teams in the Muppetverse the benefit of a doubt. In fact, I am often criticized for that.

The Glichrist Gonzo design exaggerates the lines already in the puppet. That is what sets the difference. This Langridge fellow invents his own character. This is Warner Brother’s Beaky Bird not Gonzo. There has already been some art published showing more of these drawings. This seems like fan art than licensed product. I’ve provided paid work on official Gonzo product. I know it well. This isn’t even a bad interpretation of Gonzo. It isn’t Gonzo at all. And when you misspell a character’s trademarked catchphrase and worst of all – give Gonzo 4 fingers on this current rendering, it shows a gross lack of knowledge of the Muppets.


frogboy4 then states that he’s emailed Langridge with his concerns about how the man is drawing a licensed property that frogboy4 did not create, produce, write, or have anything to do with outside of buying the product.

Anonymous is proud to stand with frogboy4:

Whoa, what an awful take on the Muppets!

Fozzie is plain HIDEOUS with that wide flapped thing of a mouth and completely different eyes (no lids), and not only does Rowlf have a similar problem with his eyes and ugly wide mouth, his nose is turned by 90°, and he sports a TONGUE!!! Holy crap!

And frogboy4 is right, what’s with Gonzo having four fingers all of a sudden, and again what seems to be a common problem with Langridge, no eye lids?!

Then what’s with Scooter’s teeth? Beaker’s humongous head and 80′s supermodel do? Bunsen’s comparably small anime-style noggin? Statler’s overgrown side burns? And the overuse of the ring-around-the-pupil effect on Animal, Camilla, Crazy Harry and Beaker (and if we could see Sweetums behind the logo he’d probably have it too)? Ugh. Lame. I hope they’ll consider adding some respectful artists down the road.

Stylizing is cool by me, as long as you show respect to the characters’ characteristics.

Another Anonymous has some concerns with the art, but you should really pay attention the part that’s bolded for emphasis:

Okay there are some things here i like, He’s captured Scooter’s eager to pleaseness, Piggy’s man(frog) hungryness, and Robin’s hyperactiveness and as for Janice, she’s hot. Other bits i dont like, but i will say this for the guy. He must be a fan, when was the last time yo saw Crazy Harry or a Snowth depicted anywhere? I think its important to give the guy space to breathe, look at it like this we didnt all like every part of Studio DC live but there were parts of it that were good and charming, just as im sure there will be parts of this that are charming and some parts less so.
i dont draw, I write and osmtimes people dont like what i write but ya know, theres a reason an artist, writer, actor interprets things in a certain way

Yeah, I started scratching at my skin furiously when I saw that, too.

Oh, hey, guys, frogboy4 is back with more thoughts after he spent a lot of time thinking about a penciled preliminary cover. This time, I’m bolding my favorite part. After that, it’s just gravy:

Probably what I should have posted in the first place ;)

I have slept on it and let the elements sink in. I was very excited about this comic initially and with much of the art that many fans criticized. Langridge’s layout style is some of the best I’ve seen. His character style and humor are unique and can work for the Muppets. Much of it already works very well while some of the preliminary art I’ve seen on this is quite attractive.

The bothersome part for me is this – I still see some of these designs as an abuse of creative freedom that other artists fought hard to gain with the Muppets. Slight tweaks on a few of the key characters and a re-haul on Gonzo is mainly what this fan wants. Yes the picture featured here is small – the weirdo is even smaller and out of context but it reinforces his previous larger color designs that have popped up around the web.

Disney requiring Kermit edited out of Henson specials in order to strengthen the Muppet brand, Disney requiring unnecessary nose netting on Master Replicas Gonzo poser to insure product longevity and Henson not permitting Palisades to create a scrunched faced expression for a Kermit figure due to what they viewed as lack of context is the kind of heavy corporate control that hampers an artist.

Insuring that a drawing of Gonzo somehow resembles the character and has the correct number of fingers is not much to ask. I feel Langridge is trying to work against the grain on Gonzo’s design (among a few other central characters). I think that his style can be injected into the existing form instead of eclipsing it. The very head shape is incorrect and actually an inverted form of what it should be.

I have seen many interpretations of the characters over the years from fans and professionals. Let me also admit to seeing some unsightly officially built poser images and character art sent to licensors over the years to be used as models of the characters. That seems to finally be rectified, but some of these comic extremes aren’t going to help.

I’m still giving issue one a chance. I just hope to recognize enough of the characters I know and love – especially my favorite Gonzo. I don’t believe it to be nitpicky or asking too much for the artist to reign himself in a little bit. Creativity thrives on working within some level of constraint. I hope the best for this project.


Guys, he slept on it. He spent a significant portion of his time thinking about – and I’ll repeat for emphasis – an uninked, uncolored preliminary cover for a comic that won’t be on stands for another few months.

I’ve never been much of a Muppet fan – probably stemming from my general disdain for puppets – but I was able to identify every character on the cover easily. I could look at what Langridge had laid out and said “That is a comic book with Muppets on it.” I suspect that fans like frogboy4 would only be happy with fumetti or CGI renderings.

That reminds me: BOOM! has the Pixar license too. You don’t think those fans are…



So, Stephanie Meyer’s series of teenage romance novels have begun the transition to the big screen with Twilight, debuting this Friday. I figured that the IMDB boards would surely have some sort of statement concerning the poor reviews (44% on Rotten Tomatoes, 5.7 on IMDB) the film has garnered in its pre-release. I searched high and low through threads with names like “Eww,,,, discusting old man creeping about Twilight on Rotten Tomatoes,,,” (started by hogwarts13, natch) to see if I could find a perfect diamond of Fan Entitlement And Outrage At The Public.

There were multiple contenders, as you could imagine, with usernames like nascarfan38241 who declared the following, asserting their position as a fan of watching cars go around in circles and being cultural trendsetters because of their love of clumsily-written vampirotica for teens:

i read the books before they became a big thing and they are amazing. just saying.

Still, I was disappointed. Nobody came close to what I was imagining was out there, perhaps because they were tired of the trolls that had invaded the boards and rampaged through the fandom present with swords made of lulz.

Then I saw this, from xprincesslaurenx:

Some people have rated even though they havn’t seen it yet..or just cause they don’t like twilight

But the reviews are EXCELLENT from fans! But critics however who are in there mid-sixties, who has never experienced love and they didn’t do there homework. They probably don’t even know it comes from a bestseller book. If I was you, I wouldn’t read critic crap. If you like the film, you like it don’t let someone elses opinion get to you. But most people really do love it cause there not twats like most people on here.

It’s not particularly long, but it’s got density on its side. Let’s review the Fantitlement Score and see if we have a winner:

  • “Some people have rated [...] just ’cause they don’t like twilight” “Not liking” a thing means you don’t get to talk about it: 15 points
  • “But the reviews are EXCELLENT from fans!” Fans’ viewpoints outweigh professional film critics: 20 points
  • “But critics however who are in there mid-sixties, who has never experienced love and they didn’t do there homework.” Second sentence in a row that begins with “But”; misused “there”; age discrimination and accusations of lovelessness: 50 points
  • “They probably don’t even know it comes from a bestseller book.” Belief that quality comes from bestseller status; belief in critic’s inability to know that things exist: 20 points
  • “But most people really do love it cause there not twats like most people on here” Do I need to explain?: 30 points

This brings the score up to a senses-shattering 135 points! Congratulations, xprincesslaurenx, you’re the big winner today! Enjoy your moment in the sun!

(Or is that the wrong thing to say to someone who’s as deeply into vampire novels and film as she appears to be?)



Etsy: Tacky Twilight


by evilolive

Have you ever loved a book so much that you felt compelled to wear jewelry inspired by it? Massive amounts of Twilight inspired jewelry pieces and other handcrafted items are available on Etsy. A Twilight fan can actually find items to cover themselves from head to toes. A small sampling:


Twilight Vampire Series- OCD – Scrabble Tile Pendant

Obsessive Cullen Disorder —- Because there are far worse things to obsess over than an otherworldly gorgeous Volvo-driving vampire

Addicted to Twilight Series Charm Necklace and Scrabble Tile Pendant

The 24 inch silver plated chain is accented with a TON of charms.
♥ Engagement Ring for Bella
♥ Piano for Edward
♥ Wolf Paw for Jacob
♥ Cowboy hat for Jasper
♥ Apple for the Book Series

Twilight Tote

Twilight tote
long black handles
antique music note sides
black velvet back
6 inner pockets


Be safe key chain sparkle

Remember when Edward left the note for Bella? The note that said “Be safe”?

set of 3 gloves EDWARD CULLEN TWILIGHT buy 2 or more get 10 percent off or FREE GLOVES

this listing is for 3 gloves. they are woman’s one size fits all. you can choose to wear “twilight” or “be safe” with the edward cullen image.

HANDPAINTED Twilight Converse Chuck taylor Hi-tops

you can choose to include your favorite short quotes,like: “be safe”, “Bitten by Edward” “Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner”, “Be dazzled”, or “You are my life now” to be included into this piece of artwear.

ULTIMATE Twilight Photo Charm Bracelet 20 Photos Find Your Favorite

For the ULTIMATE fan! Here is a strong sterling silver plated chain, filled with photos from the upcoming movie. We are under a month till it comes out, who is going to opening night! ME ME ME!


Twilight Altered Art Photo charm bracelet Very detailed

I made photo charms very difficult to find because they were made collages including a few quotes from the book. Next to that brilliant red focal bead i made a little charm that reads “I run with vampires.”

Ode To Twilight Skirt

Details: Front pocket, image of Bella and Edward from Twilight, 3 buttons (including an umbrella, get it?) and a contrasting hem.


There was a part of him..that thirsted for my blood

Twilight-inspired red teardrop crystal earrings

Twilight Shirt

Real Men Sparkle



Now that the Twilight movie will be released soon, the fan community is in an uproar about a fugly looking poster:

danny Sat, Oct 11, 2008 at 03:02 PM EST
This is probably one of the worst poster i’ve ever seen, if not the worse. Edawrd doesn’t look beautiful or dazzling at all! He looks more like a stalker or a serial killer. The lighting is unnatural. The pose and body angle are weird. compared to this the last poster is WAY better!

Jay Fri, Oct 10, 2008 at 11:06 PM EST
This poster screams “SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS”

rea Fri, Oct 10, 2008 at 08:56 AM EST
I’ve only just become a twilight fan i read a frends book and oh my god i couldnt stop reading wow wow wow.
I like the poster i think edward looks so cool and like he is protecting her as always,bella looks to pretty.
Am happy about the soundtrack muse are the best choice but there are other songs that could have worked better.

Kelly Thu, Oct 9, 2008 at 08:33 PM EST
I think Rob’s eyes are GORGEOUS! HE IS GORGEOUS AND BEAUTIFUL! INHUMANLY BEAUTIFUL! And his hair is perfect. He is just too damn hot for his own good. People are just psycho, and need to build a bridge and get over it. And if you don’t like Twilight get over it. And people need to stop being so over dramatic. The movie is not going to be word for word! What’s the point in that? It wouldn’t be fun if you knew what was going to happen. Kristen looks a bit awkward…but still very pretty. Robert just looks…..indescribable. He’s sooooooooooooooooooooooo gorgeous. Seriously. And he’s a vampire, he’s supposed to have those eyes and skin. I think people are blind or just too stubborn to accept him as Edward, and that’s why they think he’s ugly. I mean…come on! He’s so hot! I can’t wait!

Alicedoll Wed, Oct 8, 2008 at 06:56 PM EST
I think the poster does look creepie. I think they should make Robert’s eyes more brown it looks tooo bright to be topaz. And i think Kristen doesn’t looked loved or looks like she does not care.
I think they should be looking into one anothers eyes.
That would be soooo romantic.

Kara Archibald Wed, Oct 8, 2008 at 12:40 PM EST
If they are going to shoot pictures seperately then don’t be in the movie. In order to achieve the love that Bella and Edward have in the book, they need to actually TRY. Have pictures together, act like Bella and Edward and the rest of the cast, talk to Stephanie Meyer: she’s the only one who actually KNOWS who everyone is. Bring personality to it but keep it RIGHT. Robert Pattinson; hold Kristin like you were Edward. Hold her with passion, and be careful. Hands must look tense because of your carefulness around Bella. BECOME EDWARD! Kristin Stewart: exclude yourself from people, get to know Bella as yourself and look at Edward like Bella does. Ask stephanie about Bella, spend time with Robert and act like Bella. If you do that, the movie will be closer to the book than ever. So many teens are in love with this book and this series, and this movie should be a tribut to this book. Please don’t let down so many how are in love with these characters and this book. Become what we love.

emma cheese Wed, Oct 8, 2008 at 12:02 AM EST
OMG i love edward i dream about edward all the time….. I LOVE HIM
my future name is emma Cullen
im plan on killing bella hehehe LOL
no i really am



I am completely unafraid to admit that I am a massive fan of classic Star Trek and, despite my misgivings (mostly related to J.J. Abrams’s past projects and their inability to click with me,) I find myself getting very excited about the upcoming big-budget relaunch of the series. Getting to see these venerable characters that I grew up with reinterpreted is going to be an interesting and likely fun experience. Sadly, reading about Abrams’s new take on the series means coming across fan reaction, and they are not happy about the latest batch of posters.

they don’t look like who they’re supposed to be…. not even Scotty, this is either just them as Actors without the Rest of the Makeup or lame versions of the Characters. The first Poster looked like the Characters more.

I can’t be the only one who thinks Pegg’s hair looks funny. They could’ve tried to make it look a little more like Doohan’s hair.

This quote was interesting because they gave these new posters out at VegasCon08, one the largest remaining Star Trek conventions. While others have faded into the mists of time, VegasCon and a few others have managed to weather the storm, and Paramount debuting these images here obviously means that they’re chasing the OG nerd dollar as much as they ever have, right?
Not impressed with the four new images AT ALL! Abrams could have EASILY taken shots where the actors would bear more than a hint of resemblance to the original cast members. The current photos don’t look like them in the slightest! Looks like he’s aiming for the 14-17 year old crowd and totally disregarding any care or concern for the original fan base. Where would be the harm in striking a tone that would satisfy both? Typical New Hollywood crap

OK, I guess not. What do you think, all caps guy?

THIS IS A DISASTER SULU IS IN BLACK WHILE THE REST OF THE CHARACTERS ARE IN THEIR NORMAL DIVISION COLORS WHERE SULU SHOULD BE GOLD BECAUSE THAT WAS HIS DIVISION NOT COUNTING THE PLOT WHERE HE WOR A BLUE UNIFORM CLEARLY THE PEOPLE HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF THE FUNDAMENTALS OF TREK THIS IS A DISASTER

Then there’s the litany of “looks like” comments:
Is it just me or does Yelchin look like Bashir at first glance?

(And winning the “I’m Not Racist, They Do Really Look Alike” Award:)
I have to say John Cho reminded me of Garret Wang (Harry Kim) at first.

Why does Scotty have Tuvok’s hair???

Pegg looks more like Tony Shalhoub as he did in Galaxy Quest

Is it me or does John Cho look like Robert Beltran (Chakotay)?

(I’m telling you I’m laughing aloud because I’m not:)
Karl looks vaguely like Wolverine in that shot….LOL

(Hint: it’s because he’s not James Doohan that you’re getting this effect:)
I don’t get what they’re trying to do with Scotty. He looks absolutely nothing like James Doohan.

“McCoy” looks like SUPERMAN in that new poster.

And Urban’s McCoy looks eerily like a young Robert Forster.

Scotty looks like George Jefferson in that picture.

When I saw the picture of Urban/McCoy, I thought he looked like John Barrowman from Doctor Who/Torchwood.

I keep seeing Miguel Ferrer as Scotty in that poster of Simon Pegg’s.

And this guy? He’s lying through his teeth:
I hate repeating myself, but in the timeframe of this movie McCoy would be off on Capella 4 (43 light years from Earth, in case anyone is interested, on a planet very unlikely to survive inceneration around such a star), Uhura’s idea of sweet-cakes would be Bill Cosby’s jello pudding on her birthday cake with 8 or 9 candles in Kenya, Kirk would yet to be a Midshipman on the USS Republic with Finnegan, or the best friend of Gary Mitchell, or the human who would not entirely trust his Vulcan Science Officer until getting to know him better after Mitchell’s death.
You just know that he loves repeating that. Again and again, to whoever will listen to his quasi racist (Bill Cosby? Really?) ranting. Probably while on the bus, with his pants barely attached and a two-liter bottle of Sunkist in his left hand, a bendy Deep Space Nine straw plunged into its depths.

Thanks to reader John for all the research done here and going after the choice bits presented. I just read the feed because I like Star Trek way, way too much to get near most of its most ardent followers.

With the summer upon us, the Get Off The Internet staff has been doing our best to live up to our name. I’m sure that once autumn’s chill hits, we’ll be posting much more often. Remember: it’s OK to unplug and go for a walk every once in a while. (But not too often: AICN might have updates about that remake of Death Race 2000!)

Also:

This movie is going to bomb and be the biggest disappointment like everything else hyped up these days. I think this movie is an abomination and I being a die hard Star Trek fan will not go and see it. I am sick and tired of the remakes attempting to benefit on the backs of the original creators.

JJ Abrams will have egg on his face on this one. I for one will just keep the memories of Star Trek and just accept that it is an era long gone and can never be re-created. I’m fine with that.



When I saw Bryan Singer’s Superman Returns in 2006 (Was it really that long ago? O, how the days pass, ever fleetingly!), I mainly remember walking out of the theater-plex, thinking, “Well, that was a film. Not the best I’ve ever seen, but not awful, either. It was OK.” Some, however, saw an affront to a beloved character, a call to action! (comics), an inspiration to found SaveSuperman.com.

SaveSuperman.com is a place for fans to come together as a unified group and be able to send a long overdue message to those who run Warner Bros Entertainment. Marvel has proven time and again that it is completely possible to turn a comic book into a film that both comic fans and the general public can enjoy. DC Comics has many heroes, not just Superman, that can be enjoyed the same way. For some unknown reason, Warner Bros just hasn’t figured out how to do it yet. But never fear, help is finally here.

Yes, help in the form of that grand internet tradition, the ineffective online petition-

In response to the interpretation of Superman created by Bryan Singer, that we perceive as portraying our beloved character as being selfish, a stalker, and a dead beat dad, we have joined together with this petition to plead our case that the Superman franchise be restarted from the beginning and placed in the hands of someone who cares about the character and the generations of fans which have supported him, rather than someone who has lucked out in the past on certain films, once and for all placing the character of Superman above corporate greed.

I don’t know about you, but I liked Singer’s luck-filled directing of The Usual Suspects. Luckily, the angry nerds’ demands are quite reasonable-

1. The writers, producers, and director must all have deep knowledge of the character prior to being hired. The writers should have experience in comic book storytelling specifically about Superman and the supporting characters of Superman comics.

AND NOT JUST TRADE PAPERBACK COLLECTIONS. WE’RE TALKING ORIGINAL RUNS, HERE, PEOPLE.

2. The franchise should be built around what made Superman great for generations. Comic films that are made solely for the general public, while forgetting the elements from the comics that fans have supported for decades, will only alienate longtime fans and cause angst…

Because, really, nothing expresses your love for a character like referring to it as a “franchise.”

3. The actors/actresses must not only have the talent to portray their character, but must also have the proper look of the character. As an example, Superman must look like he is in his mid to late 20′s, stand between 6′ 2″ and 6′ 5″ and have an obvious muscular build and wide frame, not the slim swimmer type Bryan Singer went for, with no need of padding or special effects. When looking at the actor, one should immediately think, “Now, that is Superman!”

When looking at that demand, one should immediately think, “Now that is really stupid!”

Perhaps they would be happy having Alex Ross art of the main character just digitally inserted into the scenes, interacting with real actors, with Clutch Cargo lips. Oh, right, though! I almost forgot- another windmill at which these folks tilt is the battle to get Smallville (Jesus, is that still on?) actor Tom Welling cast as the titular hero in the next Superman-based photoplay. Yes, it is another petition (with awesome art by “Mike”).

But if real, direct and measurable action is more to your liking, you also have the chance to send stuffed monkeys to entertainment executives-

For a donation of only $3, you can send a 6″ stuffed monkey to Alan Horn or Jeff Robinov. Each monkey will be tagged with the SaveSuperman.com logo and can be customized with a special message from the sender. There will be two versions giving senders a choice. A regular one with just the logo or one holding a sign that reads “Welling for Superman”.

Want to let the world know that you have grave concern for the issues in this world that really matter? Why not pick up a bumper sticker, complete with “Kryptonian” lettering that was created by some bored comic book writer/artist years ago and is the property of a multi-national entertainment content production company and not at all a REAL FREAKING LANGUAGE. Seriously- you start using this stuff and you’re one small step above those people who hold Klingon language camps in public parks, wearing their sad, sad costumes.

Something to keep checking for in the future- the upcoming promotional videos. Right now, it’s only a casting call and a dream.

Here are the specifications for each role.

Batman: caucasion [sic], dark hair, mid 20′s – 30′s, 6’0″ – 6’3″, well built

Wonder Woman: HAS BEEN CAST

Green Lantern: african american, mid 20′s – 30′s, 6’0″ – 6’3″, body builder

Supergirl: caucasion [sic], blonde, mid 20′s – 30′s, 5’5″ – 5’8, very fit

Flash: caucasion [sic], mid 20′s – 30′s, 5’10″ – 6’0″, well built

Lois Lane: caucasion [sic], dark hair, mid 20′s – 30′s, 5’5″ – 5’8, fit

Superman: caucasion [sic], dark hair, mid 20′s – 30′s, 6’3″ – 6’6″, body builder

Lex Luthor: caucasion [sic], bald/shaved head, mid 20′s – 30′s, 6’0″ – 6’3″, athletic build

Darkseid: any ethnicity, mid 20′s – 30′s, 6’5 – 6’10+, body builder

For more details, send an email with at least one head shot and one full body photo to: casting@savesuperman.com

***Please note this is a non-paying job that could lead to future paying roles.

Yes. The inevitable SaveTheIncredibleHulk.com Web site will be definitely be needing actors for videos after the first weekend that train wreck goes off the cliff.

What else is there? Oh, yes, the forums- You know, I just don’t have the energy to comb through those. You kids go on ahead.



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