• Published:March 10th, 2008
• Comments:1 Comment
• Category:Blog Comments, Politics

So, New York governor Eliot Spitzer has admitted to dabbling with high-classed prostitutes, and who can blame him really? When given the choice between toe-tapping in men’s room stalls, sending sexually explicit instant messages to minors reporting to me, finding myself afraid of black men and the weather and opting to perform oral sex to avoid…something, and the warm comfort of a professional, I know where I would go. With a high-end prostitute, you’re at least guaranteed a safer experience than knocking boots with 17 year olds.

Spitzer hasn’t resigned yet, nor has he brought up the subject, but that hasn’t stopped the howling masses from demanding he be thrown from a tall spire onto the waiting pitchforks. Here’s what people from across the nation, especially those not living in New York and thus unaffected by Spitzer getting his pee-pee wet have to say:

THIS IS WHAT TOP DEMOCRATS DO, THE LIBERAL PRESS GOT CLINTON OFF THE HOOK AND HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS TELL YOU ORAL SEX IS O.K. BECAUSE PRESIDENT CLINTON DID IT IN THE OVAL OFFICE AND THE LIBERAL PRESS DEFENDED HIM OF DOING IT AND DECLARED IT NOT SEX

THIS IS DEMOCRAT ETHIC’S CLINTON AND NEW YORK GOVERNOR BOTH AT THE TOP OF THEIR GAME , MSNBC IS TRYING TO SAY LYING ABOUT HAVING GOLF PAID FOR YOU THAT THE OHIO GOVERNOR DID IS THE SAME AS THIS, HOW CAN A NEWS ORGINATION SAY THESE IS THE SAME FREE GOLF AND BEING PART OF A PROSITUTION RING, THIS PROVES HOW BAISED MSNBC REALLY IS. THIS COMMENT MADE ON MSNBC AT 3:10 PM SEX AND FREE GOLF THE SAME IF ONE IS A DEMOCRAT AND ONE IS A REPUBLICAN

Can it be? A liberal actually doing the honorable thing and resigning? Incredible!!!!! I dont believe it till I hear it. LIBERALS CAN NOT DO THE HONORABLE.

With him as a democrat I am suprised it is even getting the amount of air play that it is….BUT, he news reporting has left something out of every report that I have read about this………. The fact that he is a democrat..

Can imagine if was a republican. The story would not have made it out of the first sentence with noting that the Republican Gov. of …….

Na - W was worked over by the dumb dems (dumb blonde dems) the first 3 years - hes clean.now you know why the CW aka: WB is a losing station - its owned by CBS

KEITH (Lib-jercov) OLBERMANN must be sweating bullets today. How he he going defend this putz? Probably end up blaming society, flacid mutt.

This is the former attorney general of the State of New York that coerced UPS and DHL not to deliver cigarettes. The same attorney general that led the way to prohibit sales of cigarettes by use of credit cards. He is an avowed anti-smoking agendist, a social nazi. His interepretation of freedom and liberty of individuals is that freedom and liberty he approves, Constitution be damned. He’s in bed with all the social nazi’s from coast to coast; indeed he is one of their darlings, just as former EPA head Carole Browner who falsified the entire EPA report on Second Hand Smoke. These people want to determine what you can or can’t do based upon what they consider good or bad. They place themselves as being the Constitution. Simply, they are the Euro Socialists after the ilk of Hitler and Mussolini, the life-style now running rampant in Europe. Hypocrites of a new order, SS and Brown Shirts running amok and most people in this country think its alright but one day the system is coming after them. Food you can or cannot eat. Weight control and if you don’t meet their standards you will be denied health care, or your job could be lost because the employer will be free to terminate anyone who doesn’t meet the standard. Just like smoking in your own home can be justification for your termination.And this jerk could afford $4,000 for a couple of hours of prostituted sex? Says a lot about his loyalty to his wife. Is she too frigid? Too unexciting? And his family? A genuine hypocrite of the first order. Wonder if he paid by credit card?

I DID NOT VOTE FOR SPITZER AND I BELIEVE HE SHOULD STEP DOWN OR THE PEOPLE WILL KNOCK HIM OUT OF OFFICE. HE SHOULD NOT BE IN OFFICE TO REPRESENT NYS. ALSO HIS WIFE SHOULD FILE FOR DIVORCE.

He got caught big time, but I blame the people(parents), the media(entertainment) so called adults(society) as well. The tv news casters are sitting their on their high horses saying this and that about the Governor and yes he is guilty(RED HANDED) but their tv newsworks are just the same. Shame on them, putting high class prostitues on the tv(actresses). You can’t even look at a magazine with everthing hanging out. I am sick to death at the way they promote anything. I guess no one has clever communication skills. The quality of tv is not for families anymore. Whatever happen to the family hour of tv. These days the networks have their actresses look and act like prostitutes and what we are seeing in the government is just a reflects of what the media calls quality tv. No matter how you slice it. It’s just the same old ugly sex sells!!! Same old, same old all over again with a different spin and different look. Thank God for the Family Channel.

And the most amazing, most hateful comment, which has since been deleted:

I hope that asshole pulls a fucking Budd Dwyer today, that hypocritical piece of shit.

• Published:March 10th, 2008
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• Category:Blog Comments, Comics

Wired Magazine’s blogger Geekdad did a (hyper-predictable) rundown of 10 superhero comics your kids should be reading right now. Commentors begin to offer suggestions that aren’t from Marvel and DC and everything seems fine and dandy. That is, of course, until “hsing lee” shows up to impart a special kind of magic to the proceedings.

oh man… essay time. My apologies in advance for being long winded.

I grew up on comic books. Learned to read quite proficiently by age three thanks to Stan Lee’s Hulk, Thor, Spider-Man, FF, Avengers and X-Men. Grew up with DC’s JLA, Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman.
I also learned a hell of a lot of critical thinking from Green Arrow, Green Lantern, Silver Surfer and of course the one and only Captain America… more on Cap later.
The way these comics are written helps kids pick up a vocabulary FAST, as they’re able to derive the meaning of words they don’t know via contextual inference from the words prior to and after the unknown word.
But there IS a problem inherent in sticking to just Marvel and/or DC comics. There is a definite America-centric nationalism and pro-military industrial complex fascism to be found in the pages of these comics, especially in Iron Man, and Superman. KEEP YOUR KIDS WAY THE HELL AWAY FROM IRON MAN unless you want them to be pro-war and lifelong Republicans.
The balance to these views my parents included in my comic book obsession was to add Asterix, Tin Tin, and comic book adaptions of the literary classics to my reading list. The adaptations of the classics were so helpful that I was reading the REAL classics, and even Shakespeare, by age five… the comics breed a desire to explore the subject matter of classic literature on a more in-depth level.
I grant you, my reading skills were atypically fast. But the model can be applied to others at their own pace. I actually helped tutor some kids in High School, fellow students who were in my English classes - using the exact same methodology my parents used on me… Comics, Sesame Street and Electric Company… to help some kids who really couldn’t read at all get caught up by the time they hit Grade 10.
But something sinister is happening at Marvel and DC today. Marvel’s Ultimate Universe comics have turned Captain America into a rude and violent Nationalist fascist with an anti-constitutional theocratic mind set. Where he once stood for the ideals set out in the founding papers of the Declaration of Independence, Constitution and Bill Of Rights, where he once stood as a champion of ALL oppressed people, where he once stood as a symbol of the need for an informed public to do their patriotic duty by standing up to their government when the government does wrong, the Marvel Ultimate Universe Captain America is now a mouthpiece of the Bush Administration and a pro-torture, pro-killing, pro-government secrecy, anti-habeas corpus, anti-Constitutional rights asshole.
And in the normal Marvel Comics line, they killed off Steve Rogers, the old Cap, and replaced him with a new Cap who is a former DIA and KGB assassin who carries a gun and kills people.
Marvel and DC have always been intricately connected with US government social engineering. Most people don’t realize that Stan Lee was an official member of military intelligence for a number of years. From wiki…

“…Lee entered the U.S. Army in early 1942 and served stateside in the Signal Corps, writing manuals, training films, and slogans, and occasionally cartooning. His military classification, he says, was “playwright”; he adds that only nine men in the U.S. Army were given that title… …Lee returned from his World War II military service in 1945…”
America needed Scientists during the Cold War. Physicists, biochemists, engineers, were needed badly in order for America to stay ahead of the Soviets. Take a look at Stan Lee’s Marvel Line up…
-Hulk/Bruce Banner - Gamma Ray physicist.
-Mr.Fantastic/Reed Richards - Renaissance man scientist with the world’s hottest girlfriend.
-Iron Man/Tony Stark - billionaire industrialist who got rich making weapons due to his skill as an applied science engineer.
-Thor/Donald Blake - a physician.
-Ant-Man/Hank Pym - Bio-engineer.
-The Beast/Henry Pym - Bio-engineer.
-Spider-Man/Peter Parker - science student so gifted that he made his own web shooters.
- Dr. Strange - formerly one of the world’s top surgeons.
They created these characters to encourage kids to stay in school, learn about science, and become tomorrow’s leaders. And it bloody well worked. Today, America has a brain drain. Half of all your theoretical and applied physics scientists will be of retirement age within ten years, and there are barely any students in the pipeline to replace them. Which is why so many of these old Scientists turned Superhero are now getting $100 million dollar movies greenlighted by Hollywood… your government wants to fill the brain gap once again.
The only problem is, this time around we don’t have the socially liberal Stan Lee at the helm, and a very dangerous National Socialist agenda is being pushed alongside the idea that science is cool, stay in school.
My advice would be to keep your kids way, way, WAY away from any of the Ultimate Marvel comics until they’re old enough to know the difference between fiction and propaganda. The Ultimates are a great adult read, but they’re also potentially dangerous to give an unformed and uninformed young mind.
Marvel Adventures is cool. Asterix is cool. TinTin is cool. Adaptations of the Literary classics are cool. But beware the Ultimates. Down that path lies a generation of Hitler Youth.

• Published:March 10th, 2008
• Comments:1 Comment
• Category:Blog Comments

If there’s a sure-fire way to annoy a Consumerist reader it’s asking them to show their receipt as they leave a store. “Reader J” shares a particularly harrowing story involving…being touched by a Wal-Mart employee! And some guy who may or may not be a cop!

As usual, it’s the comments that elevate the story of one guy taking a minor inconvenience and turning it into a major drama for multiple people that make for the true unintentional comedy.

Personally I would have kicked him in the nuts after the third attempt to get past him. You can use a certain amount of physical force to escape a kidnapper since you are being directly threatened. It’s called self-defense.

Yes, because being asked to show your receipt is just like being kidnapped.

I do not take somebody touching me or harassing me lightly. I have a CHL and carry my pistol with me at most times. I would not have pulled it on them but I would have told them after the 2nd attempt at restraining me that I am armed and that any further attempt to touch or restrain me will be perceived as a direct threat and I’ll take appropriate action to protect myself from harm. I have a feeling they would leave me alone after that warning.

Yes, because threatening to pull a gun on someone is the sanest response to a mild annoyance.

that’s how they take your rights away. when people are too apathetic to fight back for them

Ah yes, the 37th Amendment. “The right of the people to refuse to show their receipt shall not be abridged.”

I love the people who would rather let their rights erode. It’s guys like this, who even though may seem obnoxious, keep companies from implementing draconian measures against consumers.

Draco proscribed the death penalty for petty offenses, and slavery for debt. I…I don’t think Wal-Mart is planning on killing anyone.

Screw you. Just because you don’t care about being treated like a criminal or the erosion of your rights, doesn’t mean others don’t. You can take your holier than thou attitude and shove it. I have rights that belong to me and I’ll thank you not to force me to give them up so walmart’s bottom line isn’t inconvenienced.

you are damn right i would rather “go through that” then give up my freedoms. dozens of generations have faught in wars and smaller confrontations to retain freedoms for this country, you included.

sure, that is not the same as showing a receipt. but, ask yourself this: “when and where does it stop?” what if they require fingerprints and retinal scans? are you going to agree to that?

“I’m sorry ma’am, but we need a blood sample before you can leave the store.” “But I only bought a pack of gum!”

Ah, nah, don’t see that one happening.

this happened to my son at a Home Depot. Not only was his purchased bagged but he was holding the receipt outside the bag. The door person saw him make the purchase and watched him leave the register. still insisting on seeing the receipt, my son stated “you already watched me check out and you can see the receipt in my hand! the man tried to detain him and he pushed my son back. without raising a hand,m son shoved himself past the door person. after getting into his car and turning onto the main road, suddenly, red lights were flashing in his rearview mirror! the police pullled him over and stated that a complaint was made that he refused to show his receipt!!! What??
my son asked the officer if a charge of shop lifting was made? the officer replied no. my son asked if any alleged charges were made as to possible shop lifting? again the officer answered “no. my son then proceeded to ask the officer why he was pulling himover? the officer again stated the receipt story. my son asked if it was law to show a receipt? the officer said “no”. my son stated” then you are illegally pulling me over for no just cause, you are detaining me over a store policy that is not law, and as far as i can see, you are wasting the tax payers money and time are you not? the officer stated that my son was smart a_s! my son very calmly told the officer that if he wanted to put this through the courts, he should arrest him or thank his lucky stars that my son wasn’t a real a_shole and pressed charges against him! what are we living in a communist 3rd country? i understnd store policy, although i have a problem showing a receipt ( whatever happened to reasonable suspicion?) but this is going too far. i thank god my son knows his rights!!!y

And I hope your son inheirited someone else’s grammar and spelling.

Someday, someone stupid like our friend ‘Bob’ here is going to detain someone who is armed, stubbon and impatient and bad things will happen. Maybe that’s what it will take to end the ridiculous practice once and for all.

Yes, because wishing for the death of a minimum wage retail worker is the reasonable response to a minor problem.

The amount of people that comment on these receipt stories with things along the lines of “just show the receipt like a good German” really disturb me.

So showing your receipt when you leave a store is morally equivalent to aiding and abetting Nazis…

Okay, yeah, I can’t take any more of this one…

• Published:March 6th, 2008
• Comments:3 Comments
• Category:Blog Comments, Politics, Television

Over at The Huffington Post, they’re following the latest Rosie O’Donnell vs. Somebody Else kerfluffle:

On Friday, Larry King mocked [Fran] Drescher for breaking into Spanish for an appeal to Latino voters on behalf of Hillary Clinton, asking Drescher, “What are you doing?” (watch video of that encounter here). Over the weekend, Rosie, who is reportedly working on a sitcom with Drescher, took to her blog to slam King, writing, “It’s getting tough 2 watch” and polling her audience as to whether King should retire (88 percent said yes).

Naturally, with such an important issue on the table, sides were quickly taken. Gentleman’s gentleman maxfusion cuts right to the heart of the matter:

Who cares what this bag of fat says????

Superlogic saw the whole thing on the telly and offers this objective, meticulously constructed argument:

Sorry gang, I saw the program and like all undereducated Hillary supporters, Fran Drescher bored everybody with her dopey, robotic talking points. She kept interrupting with pointless, tired, desperate attempts at resurrecting Hillary’s failed campaign. These bitter feminists just can’t accept the fact that their hero is getting her clock cleaned. Also, why is Rosie O’Donnel supporting Clinton? She opposes gay marriage and according to Rosie if you oppose gay marriage you hate gay people! When are Rosie’s parents going to step up and have her commited to a mental institution like Brittney Spears parent’s did?

But it is rras who provides the meatiest food for thought:

Is he the one who was married to Conny Chung. I always mix these cable TV people up.I remember one of them was really heavy with the cross/dressers and those near sexy he/shes. I could be wrong because I was remembering one show when overweight bitches cussed their heads off and even ripped blouses and skirts.Hell, I give up, they are all alike and anyone who believes that they know enough about a subject then you’re to far gone.I guess we need to ask ourselves why we waste our time watching this kind of programing. Hell I watch the View everyday and admittedly I’m not learning anything. Like my wife says everyday, ” you only watch that show so you can fanitize over that dim wit blond.

And the battle rages on.

• Published:March 4th, 2008
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• Category:Blog Comments, Movies, Politics

Libertas, the conservative film-blog that judges films not based on the quality of their writing, direction or acting, but on their adherence to the right-wing ideology of the moment, is unhappy with an alleged script leak for the forth-coming Iron Man film.

After a rather defensive screed about the treatment of conservatives in the media, we get to the “objectionable” plot:

Sarcasm aside, this script is almost exactly what a character like Iron Man should be facing. The script opens on a weapons facility hidden somewhere in North Korea, and we soon discover that it is Tony Stark’s weapons that are being manufactured there - but without his knowing. What unravels is a tale of global and corporate espionage, tying into the current War on Terror and some social commentary on WMD’s. …

It’s easy to see why the studio is going in a different direction with the real film. This version makes America the bad guys, run by a corporate Hitler with people planted throughout the government, as high as the Vice President.

Libertas commentators respond:

you don’t suppose the trailer editors had specific instructions to make the movie look like it could be the next “300″, do you? A specific edict to make the film appealing to moderates and the right-of-center by making the trailer appeal to those who know who the bad guys are would be a good marketing/business move.

anyone else saddened by the conundrum of whether we should pay for or boycott anti-American films?

If this turns out to be the direction Iron Man is going, than it is most unfortunate. However, it makes an odd sort of sense that Marvel’s most conservative hero would be in the most left-wing Marvel film.

Terence Howard I’m sure was right. There’s simply no WAY Hollywood could make a film where the US AND it’s Executive were good guys.

Hollywood is filled with folks who want a Castro to rule, forever, with themselves as the whip hand. It’s why this film like all others will be predictable, cliched, formulaic, and BORING.

Only way HW will stop trying to use films to push their ideology on us will be when they start losing BIG at the box office.

Studios will finally put the foot down and stop letting the A-List use the medium to feed their political self-indulgences.

Yeah, Hollywood! Stop polluting our wholesome entertainment about war profiteers and military industrialists with left-wing propaganda! Give us some right-wing propaganda instead!

• Published:March 2nd, 2008
• Comments:No Comment
• Category:Blog Comments, Fandom

Alia Madden designed an air freshener in 2002 that featured a bee. A remarkably similar design showed up in 2007’s Transformers film. Madden, doing the logical thing, decided that she didn’t like her work being stolen and used in a commercial vehicle without credit or compensation and sued the production team. Of course, this means that the sharp legal minds in Transformers fandom had to have their say.

Once the first round of bitching about the prevalence of lawsuits is finished, Nemesis_Apoc decides it’s time for the Misogyny Train to come through the station:

bitch

He’s pretty much ignored so that reasonable heads can speak their mind, such as Bombus distinguendus, who must have taken a break from reviewing a legal brief to hammer this out:

this will settel out of court with prob a written apology. 850k isnt alot for dreamworks…thats like pocket change, i feel bad for her cuz if this is true her reputation has since suffered cuz ppl think she copyed from the movie and no one belives her that she didnt. that would irritate me enough to sue oh well. the story gave me a good laugh.

PrimulArchangel, however, is having none of this, and hammered out a response that would make Atticus Finch quake in his boots:

She’s just trying to cash in.. If the movie was a flop she would have never done this , Typical .. Got to love america we can sue for anything we want ,, WTF she think dreamworks was going to use them for ?? Got to be a dumb ass to have a movie studio buy stuff from you and not know it will be used in a movie.. What did she think they woud be handed out to actors to keep there trailers smelling nice ? LOL .. She knew exactly what was up and then someone probably put the idea into her head that ” hey ya know , you can sue them and say you didnt give permission cause nothing was in writing !!!”
You got to be completely stupid to be upset about being part of a movie like this, she’s making a nice chunk of change because of this .

Then, maddingly, there’s four or five reasonable responses to the matter, stating that there was most likely some miscommunication, but there should be some sort of compensation, especially if there were licensed air fresheners that used her design. Thankfully, BlackOut2K8 is there to provide a double dose of…something.

It took her this long to notice something this small? People today are always looking for something to sue over, it ain’t like Dreamworks is making replicas of the freaken air freshener and selling them under their own name. The case mat be thrown out due to lack of evidence towards damages or she may get way less because Dreamworks aren’t claiming its their design. In any case it’s something stupid and how the legal system is having all these loopholes people are suing for all types of stupid $h!t for @$$ loads of money and in the end they don’t even get 1/3 of the so called damages. Someone please swat this b!tch upside her fat head.

Oh, that’s right, idiocy and more misogyny. And an apparent fear of actually cursing, the fuckbag.

dragons has two cents and he’s not afraid to throw it in:

how sad poeple are idiotic they will do anything to try to get free money even lower them shelves as something stupid lawsuits like this one to try and get money poeple are sue happy i read somewhere some guy is suing mtv for the rights of the jacka$$ name stating the mtv used his name which is jacka$$ for the title of the show and the movies without his permission you need to be called a jacka$$ for suing something dumb like that.

it took her this long to file a lawsuit for this airfreshiner lawsuit probably would not have happend if transformers sucked at the boxoffice but with the popularity the film has made she decides to sue since the movie made that much money in the first place.

This goes on and on and on until somebody called Sherad who’s spending his time arguing over a legal matter he has no connection to on a Transformers blog breaks out this bon mot that pretty much heralds the end of Western Civilization:

Anyhow, my point stands.
It’s an air freshener.
And you all say “but it’s her propperty…”, so here’s what I think. If I was desinging air fresheners to start, I should:
1. Rethink my life plans.
2. Hope I’m working for a larger company who exports to smaller companies or just happens to be the biggest Air Freshener company in the world.
3. There’s a slight chance that I’d be happy with my job, taking what I get.

These are just some of the highlights. If you feel like putting on your waders and going into the deep end yourself, have at it.

Thanks to Derooftrouser for the tip. I think.

• Published:February 28th, 2008
• Comments:5 Comments
• Category:Blog Comments, Television

The official ABC blog, written by my good internet friend Dave Campbell, is much more entertaining than a corporate blog has any right to be. Every day, Campbell breaks down the previous night’s line-up in a zippy style that doesn’t take anything too seriously, and people really seemed to get what he was doing. That was, of course, until he made a post entitled “What would you do if Oprah handed you a big bundle of cash?” that discussed the upcoming Oprah’s Big Give. Somehow, people missed the jokey tone of the post and turned the entire affair into a slow-grind descent into stupidity and desperation. Here’s some choice bits:

Hi Opra I am Original from germany and I have lived here for more than 14 years and matter of fact I love the United states.Well I do really need your help I am here with a greencard I never really thought for me to become a american citizen but right now at this time I wish I would have done it.See my papers expired in 2006 and guess what Homeland Security just sitting back and taking there time to give me more papers.Within this time I have lost my home,my work and dont have a pot to …. in.My husband that I have been with for more than 14 years has our 2 beautyfull children.I wake up every morning hoping something will change but everyday is the same thing I call immigration all day long and get no answers .I even got the Office from jack Kingston involved in it and they could not get much further.I was even thinking about going to the news paper.So I was hoping maybee you could be the one who could help me If I go back to germany I wont be able to see my children again.I dont even have a work permit so I could get some more work but I cant.My Drivers Lisence are expired and I am stuck and I really do need your help maybee you have some contacts where I could get my papers straight.Here is my Address
Karola white, [REDACTED]
[REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED]
912-[REDACTED]
karolawhite@[REDACTED].[REDACTED]

I love your shows and you be helping a lot of people and maybee you can help me.

OPRAH HELLO I DO NOT KNOW IF YOU WILL READ THIS I WILL BE BRIEF I AM A SINGLE PARENT 47,OF A WONDERFUL SON WHO IS ATTENDING COLLEGE TO BECOME A DOCTOR.I CURRENTLY LOST WHERE I WAS LIVING TO A FORECLOSURE ALL THAT I COULD DO WAS SIT LIKE AN ANIMAL WAITING TO BE FLUSHED OUT. I AM WRITING YOU FROM MY CONDO THAT IS ALSO BEING FORECLOSED ON . I PRAY I COULD GET ASSISTANCE SOME WAY SO I CAN HOLD ON TO MY DIGNITY AND REMAIN AN EXAMPLE TO MY SON. I WANT TO HELP HIM AND HELP PEOPLE THAT ARE IN MY SITUATION. I AM A SCHOOL BUS DRIVER . THANK YOU IM TIRED OF THINKING OF MYSELF BUT I DO NEED A PLACE TO LIVE JUST LIKE THE NEXT PERSON I HOPE I STILL HAVE TIME!

Dear Opera,

My name is Floence Ekine, I am a widow with five children. Three of my own and two adopted that I am unable to bring to United States since I do not have good looking bank account to show the USA immigration where the kids are. Right now do not have a job, iam surviving on survival benefit ony which is fixed income. But if I can some money as capital I can start my own small business. I have a lot of business ideas, and also on education I have Master in Business Administion (MBA)
If you recognized poor widow such as I am, you will be trurely be my Angel. 832-[REDACTED] is my phone number. My address is [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED] [REDACTED]. Email address is: imaekine@[REDACTED].[REDACTED]

Oprah,hello my name is heather i am 25 yrs old a single mother of 2 little girls, i live with my mother and her husband right now, my mom owns a house that she is going to let me and my 2 girls have but i am in desperate need of help fixing it so that my girls and i will have a place of our own to call home,it is very sad and frustrating to not be able to live in a house i grew up in because it is not livable right now,the home needs new flooring,insulation,hot water heater,new plumbing,walls put up to make bedrooms.Oprah i know you have a really big heart i watch your show all the time, is there anyway at all you could help my daughters and i get our home fixed up so that we may move into it and have a place of our own, thank you very much for your time, love scarletdarling2 & the little doves.

My son has a brain tumor. He has no clue about it yet I have kept him alive. I have told hime thew reassn he gets mri is we need to find out if he is smarter. It works. The thing is He wants a wi and his room done my electric is789.00a water is 100.00 mortgage is 317.00 lot rent is 285.
00 his medical was cancelled and everything el,se his father did more than molest him. I always let him down to being poor oprah please can you redo his room or let him meet chuck norris. I will pay you back. Or volenteer for your causes

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!! what an eye opener to what you must recieve every day. Take a deep breath… & know that YOU R an exceptional person who has turned lemons into the very golden lemonade… You r the best… please take time to be yourself
& enjoy the sun in your face… YOU certainly do deserve it. If more people could be like you… what a HUGE improvement the world would see. Thanks for being YOU!!!!!!!