Blood ran from his wound and he started to see red as he had saw the only woman in his life he loved take his sack and leave him there bleeding to death.


by Kevin Church

I was warned not to do it.  I was told that once one dives into the murky swamp that is FanFiction.net, you will lose your way forevermore, doomed to wander the earth as a poor wretch, unable to communicate clearly or have an idea that’s not somehow related to Silverhawks or  Land of the Lost.  To those cowards I say “I AM KIR-OK!”  and give you the beautifully-titled Grand Theft Equus.  Here’s the introduction:

Hello once again, this is Vortus with another story. I had come up with this idea three years ago to mix two of the greatest games of all time Legend of Zelda and Grand Theft Auto. I don’t know if it will work or not but what the hell this is fiction right? Zelda characters and races from Ocarina of Time are owned by Nintendo and not myself, the character names and major elements of GTA are owned by Rockstar games so enjoy.

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4 Comments

  1. Okay, I admit, when I read that someone had taken his sack, I thought it was going to be much worse than it ended up being.

    #1 Steven Padnick

  2. Gah!

    #2 Sallyp

  3. I nearly died from laughter when the run-on sentence in the “prologue” kept running… and running… and running.

    #3 anonymouscoworker

  4. This cries out for a new lease of life as a feature-length movie. Sure, videogames have been made into movies before - with ginormous success - but TWO videogames in one movie? The mind boggles.

    #4 Paul C

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