A humorous, informative, true story about a preacher and his family’s adventures with their pet crow.
by evilolive
- Published:April 27th, 2008
- Comments:6 Comments
- Category:Books, Crafts
One of the most terrifying areas of self-publishing is books for kids, perhaps because the books are shorter and the audience younger would-be authors assume that self-publishing is a good idea.
A humorous, informative, true story about a preacher and his family’s adventures with their pet crow.
Orelda and Corelda on Wall Street
Wall Street Books for Kids! Orelda and Corelda on Wall Street is a coloring story book for kids. This Wall Street book celebrates taking daughters to work day & the wonders of the Stock Exchange. Teaching kids about investing. Kids books about New York. Join these sisters in the heart of NY’s financial district when their father takes his daughters to work one day, They are surprised to learn that stocks are not the only thing traded on Wall Street. A fun introduction to investing for kids. For children ages 5-10.
Tisa Plays Guitar and Strange Things Happen
When Tisa plays guitar with kids, strange things happen. Let’s call them MAGICAL things.
I don’t want strange things happening near my kids, accompanied by a guitar or not.
Child and Youth Reiki Program: Mount Kurama and the Emerald Lake
Mount Kurama and the Emerald Lake is a Child and Youth Reiki Program, with Mythological Reiki Tales to help Children and Youth become empowered. This Reiki program is intended to provide the young person with a healthy and fun tool for self-care and self-acceptance, leading to personal empowerment. Reiki is a conscious life force energy shared through the hands that provides individuals, through gentle and appropriate touch, with a sense of calm and balance. Within this book are two stories told through the eyes of a young adventurer, Lolly Walker, who discovers she can share the Reiki through her. She only need believe!
“Johnny Profit” is a story about a man who rescues a small village from the drudgery of poverty through his profit making powers. In a world where farmers turn soil with their hands, Johnny’s “digger” lifts them from their knees and returns many hours each day to their lives. This simple tool and Johnny’s unique concept of “honest deal making” spark an amazing Renaissance that changes life in Kimor forever.
TWEETADOPPLIN: Fozzi Fairy-Catcher’s Secrets
There is no main character but each story highlights one of the inhabitants of the city of Tweetadopplin. With names like Maria Fly-Feeder, Todd Tiger-Spitter and Chi-Chi Fudge-Bubbler, you can imagine how much fun the reader will have following them throughout their daily activities.
A Phenomenally Phased, Frivolously Factual, Frolicking Fantastic, Funny Facetious Fable Featuring Finicky Foibles and Fictitious Fantasies From a Fabulous Family Ferociously Fighting Foreigners For Freedom Forever
6 Comments
I thought that “Chi-Chi Fudge-Bubbler” was the most ridiculous thing I had ever read, until I got down to “Ferociously Fighting Foreigners for Freedom Forever”.
It’s amazing how alliteration makes particularly violent “patriotism” all the more creepy.
They are surprised to learn that stocks are not the only thing traded on Wall Street.
They also trade in cocaine, black market organs, and the souls of young children.
I’m reminded of a small-press (not self-published) children’s book that I ran across a few years ago that told the story of the Easter Bunny: a rabbit who was present at the Crucifixion and was splashed by the blood of Christ to become more than a mortal rabbit.
Oh good grief. I think I’ll go and read some Dr. Suess, and cleanse my palette.
Oh, man, I want to read the story of the Christ-Rabbit.
” With names like Maria Fly-Feeder, Todd Tiger-Spitter and Chi-Chi Fudge-Bubbler, you can imagine how much fun the reader will have following them throughout their daily activities.”
And imagining grisly deaths for the lot of them.